Bloody mouths, thousands of gray goats, little cow dolls......

This series of keywords were connected, if Xu Ling didn't understand what was going on, then his IQ would be even lower than Fang Yuan's.

threw this wicked little cow to the ceiling, and Xu Ling ran wildly!

Thinking that he actually put his finger into the mouth of this monster just now, he did a series of foolish things last night......

Xu Ling was secretly glad that he was still alive now.

"Lao Fang's pit goods, he really wants to make money and kill him!"

Xu Ling decided to have a showdown with this old man.

"Where is Old Man Fang? I'm going to fight you to the death! ”

Xu Ling shouted violently and rolled up his sleeves while running wildly.

Looking at this posture, it seems that you really want to fight to the death with the old party.

"Ouch!"

Suddenly, his body was light, as if he had tripped over something.

Caught off guard, Xu Ling knelt on his knees, fortunately his hands supported the ground in time, otherwise he would have to fall into the mud.

As soon as he got ready, a shadow appeared overhead.

Looking up, Xu Ling and the old man with a mocking face looked at each other!

"! Lost an adult! ”

Xu Ling really wanted to find a hole to get into.

The ruthlessness that wanted to find the old party just now also dissipated without a trace.

If you don't do it, you don't stop it.

Xu Ling gritted his teeth, cried and mourned, hugged Lao Fang's thigh with a handful of snot and tears, and wept endlessly.

"Old ...... Grandpa Fang, grandpa, save me, save me, my life is so miserable! ”

The old party was indifferent, his face full of disdain.

Xu Ling's inferior acting skills of the five-cent special effects, he didn't bother to debunk them.

"What? Calling for help now? Didn't you just come to me to fight to the death? ”

"This stinky old man, with such smart ears, I don't know if it's a dog." Xu Ling secretly scolded himself for a few words, and immediately shook his head vigorously and said, "How is it possible, I have never said such a thing!" My admiration for your grandfather is like a surging river, endless......"

It's still a small life.

The husband can bend and stretch and be eclectic, this is the purpose of Xu Ling's life.

"Tell me, how am I going to save you?"

If it weren't for Xu Ling "kneeling" on the ground and slapping his ass, the old party wouldn't have bothered to pay attention to him.

Throwing away the small stone in his hand without a trace, Lao Fang had already smiled in his heart, "Hmph! Little chubby, see if you dare to be cheap next time, your knees will be shot through you! ”

I don't know why, seeing Xu Ling's current appearance, Lao Fang can't help but think of the appearance of this little fat man who was abused by himself when he was a child.

The years are not forgiving!

In the blink of an eye, almost ten years have passed.

Thankfully, the fun days seem to be back!

After sighing, Lao Fang couldn't help but be full of expectations for the coming days.

I just don't know, how many surprises will this little fat man bring to himself?

"That, yesterday's bloody mouth...... Sheep, there are sheep in the bathroom! And, cows, monsters! ”

Xu Ling was incoherent, and those who didn't know the situation couldn't understand what he was saying at all.

It was as if Fang Yuan, who was hiding not far away and was secretly recording a video, didn't know about this big fat brother at all...... Brother, what the hell are you talking nonsense?

As one of the parties involved, Lao Fang actually knew what the little fat man wanted him to save without Xu Ling opening his mouth.

"Do you want to say that the monster last night was actually the ragdoll cow, and then it spat out a sheep?"

Lao Fang "enthusiastically" rearranged and translated the unsatisfactory words that Xu Ling had just expressed.

Xu Ling heard it and nodded stiffly: "Ah, yes, yes, yes!" ”

Sure enough, Jiang was still old and spicy, and the old man suddenly understood what he wanted to express.

It's just that something seems to be wrong?

"Are you talking about the little cow behind your collar?"

Before Xu Ling could finish thinking about whether Lao Fang was a good person, his words suddenly made the clothes on Xu Ling's back instantly wet with cold sweat!

"Ahhhh Don't eat me! ”

Xu Ling screamed, mustered up his courage, grabbed the little monster lying on the back of his collar, and threw it directly to the old man.

Xu Ling, who rolled five times in a row and was as agile as a cat, kept a distance of more than thirty meters from Lao Fang, staring at Lao Fang vigilantly.

To be precise, it was staring at the one in Lao Fang's hand...... Monster!

"Xiao Lingzi, things can be eaten indiscriminately, but words can't be talked indiscriminately. How can such a cute little cow eat people? ”

The old man looked at Xu Ling with a smile, and one hand kept stroking the monster's little head, as if he was really petting the cat.

At this moment, Xu Ling finally understood.

Last night, Lao Fang threw this monster to himself, how could he not know that this little cow that was cuter than a kitten was the monster that swallowed thousands of sheep in one bite last night!

Grunt!

After thinking about all this, Xu Ling swallowed hard.

It turned out that the real monster and demon turned out to be this stinky old man!

Finally, Xu Ling's hanging heart was put down.

His head was running quickly, and at this moment, Xu Ling thought a lot.

The most important point is that last night the old party bragged about the cowhide, saying that he could knock down this monster with one slap, and he didn't lie?

What's more, last night, Little Black Silk swallowed thousands of volcanic ash goats!

I just picked out another one by myself, could it be that the rest is in this little guy's stomach?

That's right, it's a little black silk, not a monster!

Thinking of this, Xu Ling suddenly smiled, and his smile was even brighter than that of Lao Fang.

Only Fang Yuan, who was hiding in a corner and recording the image, was a little confused.

"This old and young, crying and laughing, arguing and hooking shoulders, are they acting?"

But if you don't understand, you don't understand, seeing that Xu Ling started to set up a wooden pile again, sharpening knives, Fang Yuan knew that there was something delicious again!

When Fang Yuan saw Xu Ling come out with a sheep from the bathroom, he was a little dumbfounded.

"We have a toilet and a sheep?"

Taking a closer look, Fang Yuan's eyes suddenly lit up.

"This is a volcanic ash goat?"

Fang Yuan is not Xu Ling's poor boy, when he used to live with his parents, he was also a petty bourgeois family.

Although the ash goats are a bit expensive, they can still be arranged for a meal once in a while.

Especially in the winter of every year, the steaming, fragrant gray goat and mutton hot pot is called a must!

It's just that in the past, his family used to buy a few catties to get over their addictions.

As for roasting whole sheep, one gets tens of thousands of pieces!

What family, can afford this?

……

Thinking of his parents, Fang Yuan's eyes couldn't help but burst into tears.

Soon, though, he adjusted again.

Now follow the old recipe, eat and drink well, and there seems to be nothing bad about it.

When it comes to having no heart or lungs, Xu Ling is first, and he Fang Yuan is second.