a lo

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g ago…… Mistaken, come again. Once upon a time, heaven and earth were nothing.

I don't know how long it took, wisps of dark golden gas appeared in the void.

Hongmeng exploded one day in the formation of 5400 years ago, and exploded for no reason, directly causing a quarter of the size of Hongmeng to turn into chaos.

And 70 fragments appeared in the chaos, 5 of which broke through the chaos and disappeared, followed by 3 pieces that escaped into the depths of chaos.

The remaining 62 pieces turned into 1 air mass, and after 5,400 years, the air mass burst and gave birth to Pangu and the Three Thousand Great Dao Chaos Demon Gods who were born with him. With Pangu opening the world and killing three thousand Chaos Demon Gods, the flood became a waste. The way of heaven is reborn and the jade butterfly is born. Then after the battle between the Dao and the Demon of the Fierce Beast Tribulation and the Dragon and Han First Tribulation. Hongjun Daozu let Tong Zi Haotian and Yao Chi rule the world as the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother.

From then on, the Jade Emperor ruled the gods of the three worlds of heaven, earth and man, and managed the prosperity and decay of all things in the universe, as well as good fortune and evil.

The human race also rose and developed rapidly, and finally became the protagonist of the flood and entered the era of the Three Emperors and Five Emperors......

It's the 21st century. My name is Sledgehammer, and I'm an orphan in an orphanage. At the age of eight, he was adopted by his adoptive parents and changed his name to Dian Yong.

It's the eve of the college entrance exam. I'm studying hard as a junior high school candidate, and I swear that I'm going to take the first place:

Multiple choice questions

We wo

’t give up___we should fail 10 times.

A：eve

if

B：si

ce

C：whethe

D：u

til

I said no. Forget the next question:

Where is the Earth, and no matter what direction it goes, it is the North?

South Pole, B. North Pole.

I forgot to fill it in.

What caused the Opium Wars in history?

What I wrote is: because foreign countries think that the moon of the Great Qing Dynasty is relatively round.

Soy Sauce Party: "What you said, are you human?" ”

At this time, the door was pushed open, and my adoptive father came in and tore up the book I was reading.

While tearing up the book, he said: "Smash, don't read it, I won't hide it from you, in fact, I am a hidden senior official of the United Nations." Many members of the United Nations are my subordinates.

It doesn't matter how many people you've taken turns in a relationship. Dad, I will keep you safe and sound, and promise that you will be mayor tomorrow and governor next year. I'll give you a mayor. ”

I kicked my adoptive father out of the room, crying out and saying, "Dad, I'm sorry. I just want to work on my own. ”

Half an hour later, the door opened again. This time it was my adoptive mother, and she even tore up the book I was reading, and she said:

"Son, in fact, I am the daughter of an Arab sheikh, and I have four oil fields under my name."

Then he opened a handheld safe, which was full of soft girl coins.

Then the adoptive mother said: "This is the pocket money I have saved, enough for you to be ahead of others at the starting line for more than 200 years......"

Then for the sake of my dream, I had to drive my adoptive mother away, and my mother just wanted to strive for the first place in the college entrance examination......

Unexpectedly, I still won the first place.........

A reporter from Huaihai TV was interviewing me

Reporter: "Dian Yong, hello. I am Xiao Yao, a reporter for Huaihai TV's "Today's Statement" column.

May I ask how you feel about being the first person in the city to be administratively detained for cheating, the worst thing you have done for so many years......

I dragged 258,000 yuan and said, "Don't mess with me, my dad is a hidden high-ranking official, no matter how many people I have a relationship with in turn, my dad will keep me safe." ”

As a result, I just finished my sentence.

"Flowers bloom and fall, flowers bloom and fall. Long years, long river.

A myth is a wave. A myth is a teardrop.

There is you in the dispersion, and there is me in the dispersion. You and I are all passing by in a hurry......"

The phone rang, and Dian Yong saw that it was his adoptive father's phone number, so he answered it without looking at it.

Not aware of the marking: This phone number is marked as neuropathic by 154,400 people.

I only heard my adoptive father say: "Son, I think about it, I will let you be the head of the country tomorrow. Seat, no, the UN Secretary-General ......"

Another person's voice came from the phone: "It's nonsense again, take medicine!" ”

Another person's voice rang out: "Let's use an electric baton!" It's gone in one fell swoop. ”

Then the adoptive father cried out miserably: "Ah, key Mo Qiyi (Sang Chinese: so cool)!" ………”

！ Embarrassed, I continued, "It's nothing, my mother is the daughter of an Arab sheikh and has four oil fields to her name.

My mother's pocket money is enough for me to be ahead of you for more than 200 years! ”