just said that Dianrong went to the theater, because Su Daji would enter the palace in a month. He wants to watch the play and send Su Daji's soul into reincarnation. He is a very soft-hearted person, and he can't see people scattered or become wandering ghosts.

But before that, he needs to get rid of the virgin, because Yang Chan and her master, Lishan's mother, don't look down on the sand sculpture of Dianrong. But Dianrong's sincerity and dedication touched Lishan's mother. Lishan's mother said that if Dianrong treats Yang Chan badly in the future, she will split him into wooden strips and burn him as firewood!

Since cultivators belong to the "children of the rivers and lakes", today's wedding is simple! Marriage is familiar to everyone, and it is a kind of amateur activity that the broad masses of the people like to see. Dian Rong married Yang Chan is what Sage Kong said: good cabbage is arched by pigs.

Soy sauce party: "Is this what Sage Kong said?" ”

Do you care about that? Anyway, Dian Rong is actually not a good match for Yang Chan! When the night finally came, Dian Rong and Yang Chan worshiped heaven and earth and then happily carried the delicate and infinite Yang Chan into their new house.

Yang Chan sat on the edge of the bed, and the shy Yang Chan was more beautiful than usual in the candlelight. As the saying goes, looking at the beauty under the lamp is the more you look at it, the more you look at it, the more spiritual.

Diangui really wanted to open his mouth to sing a play, but he was afraid of revealing the secrets. He wanted to sing like this: "A beautiful beauty is rare in the world, like a flower and jade is better than a fairy." King Yin favored Daji's daughter, and compared with her, he was thousands of years worse. Among the nations, there was a concubine, King Zhou You, who favored the beauty, and lost the splendid country by fire. I'm like, like the cowherd, I saw the weaver girl, and when I arrived at Tiantai Mountain, this is the wine is not drunk and everyone is drunk, my fair lady, how can a gentleman be? ”

Although Yang Chan knew that this day was coming, when this day really came. Although Yang Chan has a trace of fear in her heart, she has more happiness, joy and expectation.

Dian Rong stepped forward and kissed Yang Chan's pink lips fiercely, and was about to take off Yang Chan's clothes, but Yang Chan said, "Don't!" ”

Dian Rong: "I'm sorry! When I take off my clothes, I'm a beast. ”

Yang Chan: "What about putting on clothes?" ”

Dian Rong: "Put on your clothes, I'm a well-dressed beast!"

And then.........

(Omitted here, 10,000 words.) Because I'm a river crab party. Long live the River Crab Party! ）

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When the next day, Dian Rong appeared in front of everyone with the cicada who was a new wife. The trace of spring love between Yang Chan's eyebrows, and the charm of being a woman at the beginning, everyone knows it!

It's just that a hint of a smile on everyone's lips still made Yang Chan shy, and hurriedly hid in Dian Rong's arms, refusing to raise her head, and found Yang Jian, the eldest brother, to say goodbye.

Yang Jian asked to sing a paragraph in order to bring his daughter-in-law to the Tushi Palace in Taiqing Tian to give tea to the master and ancestor of Dianrong, and finally moved to Xindong Mansion.

Dian Rong said: "I'm sorry! My sister-in-law has been bad lately! Smoking spoiled my sister-in-law! ”

Yang Jian: "Spoil your sister-in-law, can your brother agree?" ”

Dian Rong said in surprise: "What's the matter, brother?" ”

Everyone present fell down in unison! Yuding touched the green bag on his head and scolded with a smile: "Get out with the bride!" ”

By the time the tea was served and the new home had been cleaned up, it was already two hours later. One day in heaven and one year on earth, a month has passed before. The traitorous ministers Fei Zhong and You Hun rumored that the king should enrich the harem, and the king had already listened to Dian Rong's opinion to change the big trend with a small trend.

Therefore, the king pretended to be a tyrant and asked Su Hu to sacrifice his daughter into the palace, Su Hu mentioned the anti-poem, and the king did not mention it, anyway, Su Hu finally offered his daughter to the palace. Later, when he encountered a haunted post station, Dian Rong hid his soul from the mouth of the nine-tailed fox and entered the six realms of reincarnation.

Of course, Dian Rong also made a promise, promising to help her do something without violating morality and exceeding the scope of her ability!