031: Dragon's Whisker Tiger's apprenticeship incident

When he arrived in Beihai, he received Bojian. The dragon bearded tiger had a different expression, and he was about to bite Jiang Zi's teeth while Dian Rong was not paying attention. Will Dian Rong let him succeed? The answer is no! Who is Dianrong? In his previous life, he was famous and swaying. The pancake killer who dominates Huaihai Road No. 1! That's a man who in a thatched house and has his face facing outward!

I saw an invisible rope made of spiritual power that tied the dragon beard tiger!

Dragon Whisker Tiger: "The head has a scar the size of a bowl, and after twenty years, he is still a good demon!" …… Yes! …… Spare your life! Immortals! It was Shen Gongbao who said a few days ago that eating a piece of meat with ginger teeth is healthy and long-lived! ”

Hearing this, a sweat called Genghis suddenly appeared on Dian Rong's head! Could it be personality... No! Demon Personality Split! Also, I didn't expect that the tradition of deceiving monsters in the wilderness is to increase longevity and prolong life! So ginger tooth is equal to golden cicada?

Dianrong: "Do you think it's possible?" You're done, put your pants on...... Phew! I just want to pat my ass and leave, I don't want to! ”

Dragon Whisker Tiger: "Ask the world, whether this mountain is the highest, the baby with love is like a treasure, if there is love in the sky, it is easy to grow old, and I love you so much that I can't forget it." I can't forget your tears, I can't forget your goodness, I can't forget what you did and the faint smell of tobacco on your fingers...... Today I am in a catastrophe, I will definitely die, and there will be more than one luck. I can't escape this catastrophe, I can die in the hands of you, I am lucky to have three lives! ”

Dian Rong: "That's a fire in the crotch of the pants, and the crotch is on fire (of course)!" "This Shen Gong Leopard talent! It is definitely a talent who carries forward the traditional culture, and it is great wisdom and perseverance to carry forward the tradition!

Jiang Ziya couldn't bear to see it, so he said, "Senior nephew, why don't you spare him and let him be my apprentice?" ”

Dian Rong nodded faintly and said, "Let me spare you!" Answer me a question! You got it right. I'll spare your life. But whether this old gentleman spares your life or not depends on his mood! ”

Dragon Whisker: "What's the difference between that and not forgiving?" ”

Dian Rong took out the gossip Xuanhua axe and shaved carefully, "What do you say? It's not easy for us to touch together, why don't you have something real? ”

The dragon bearded tiger gritted his teeth and said, "Okay! Ask the question! ”

Dian Rong: "Please listen to the question: A cow has its head facing north, turned three times to the left, and turned three times to the right, where is the tail of the ox heading?" ”

The dragon beard and the tiger smiled: "Three circles on the left, three circles on the right, and the bull's head facing north?" Hehe, this little demon knows, the oxtail is facing south! ”

Dian Rong: "I didn't expect you to be so stupid!" I just want to help you, and there's nothing I can do. The tail of the ox is always pointing downward! So ......"

Jiang Ziya: "The old man looks at it very pitiful, give it another chance!" ”

Dianrong: "Alright! Now that Uncle Shi has interceded! You're going to give it another chance. Listen to the question: A piece of medium-rare lamb and a piece of medium-rare lamb are fried together in a pan, why don't they chat? ”

Dragonbeard: "Because one of them is a ram and the other is a cow?" ”

Dian Rong: "Wrong! Because they are not cooked. ”

Jiang Ziya begged: "Give me another chance!" ”

Dianrong: "It's the last time!" Listen to the question: What is one plus one? ”

Dragon Whisker Tiger: "Two".

Jiang Ziya habitually said: "Give me another chance!" Give it another chance! ”

Then Jiang Ziya reacted, so he shook his head helplessly and said: "You see, for you, the old man has lost such a big face, if you worship me as a teacher, I will spare your life." Otherwise...... Hum! ”

As soon as Jiang Ziya's words were finished, he heard a bang, and the dragon beard tiger knelt on the ground: "Disciple dragon beard tiger knocks on the teacher!" ”

Dian Rongxiao's stomach hurts, this dragon bearded tiger is a wonderful person! Then Jiang Ziya kicked the dragon beard tiger out in annoyance! Then it landed next to Dian Rong, and there was a thirty-eight shoe print on the face of the dragon bearded tiger!

As a result, the dragon bearded tiger got up, smiled at Dian Rong, and then ran over again.

Dian Rong: "A hidden tyranny. Crazy, an iron man, but this master-apprentice match is quite a good match, but it makes people really headache! Ay! It's been a little annoying lately, a little annoying! It's a bit extreme to do things! ……”

In order to resolve the embarrassment, Dian Rong sang: "Ah...... Five rings, you have one more ring than the fourth ring! …… Let's hit the road! ”

Jiang Ziya: You, can you speak? Hit the road? Is it Huangquan Road? Or West Heaven Road?