The Great Leiyin Temple in the Western Lingshan, the nest of the Western Church. Receiving and Zhun Ti is reciting the "Great Compassion Sutra". A little novice stumbled in and said, "Oh no, World-Honored One! ”

Zhun Ti: "What does a frizzy person look like?" Dealing with the world should be as steady as I am with a bowl full of water! ”

Xiao Shami: "All the secular countries on the territory of the Eastern Daomen have issued a ban on Buddhism!" Anyone who believes in Buddhism will be killed! ”

Zhun Ti jumped up from the top of the meritorious golden lotus, and Zhun Ti grabbed the collar of the little novice and said, "How can this be? ”

Zhun Ti, who noticed the gaffe, instantly recovered and said lightly: "Got it, is there anything else?" ”

Xiao Shami: "A group of unknown forces smashed and looted in our field, and now 81 Buddhist temples have been burned, 581 Buddha statues have been looted, 300 monks have been injured, and stupas and relics have ...... Destroy several! ”

The almost myocardial infarction of Zhun Ti and Qi is just that I don't know if Honghuang has a quick-acting heart pill. And then the lead is not in a hurry to scold the street, but it is jumping! There is not the slightest sign of the usual solemnity.

As for Zhun Ti, who has a bad heart, he is biting his back molars and jumping to scold the street, anyway: don't wear a robe, and then wear a wig. From a distance, if you say that it is a shrew, some people believe it! Actually, I don't blame them for this. This trick is too vicious. In this way, the Western religion can only be reorganized into Buddhism unless it kills chickens and takes eggs, and pulls all Western beings into Western religion!

If Daomen Sanqing knew about it, he would definitely say, but who told you to calculate us first! This is called treating others the way they do! There is the cause of yesterday, and the fruit of today can be obtained! Please eat with us, but you are not greedy enough to take the pot away with you, so you will break your teeth!

Anyway, it's a lot of headaches now, what should I do? After thinking about it, I decided...... Cold! Just flip the table! Nima! I'm not playing with you guys anymore! Prepare for the king fried!

At the same time, Lao Tzu was praising Dian Rong: "Fortunately, you are on our side of the Daomen, if the side of the Demon Gate is in chaos, the blood will flow into the sea!" ”

Dian Rong replied, "Why am I not from this side of the Daomen?" Unless I've had a brain thrombus five hundred times over and over again in fifty years! Then I got madness, schizophrenia, and paranoia of victimization........."

Lao Tzu: "I want to ask why you are so shameless?" ”

Dian Rong: "Thank you for the compliment!" In fact, I became enlightened after reading Bi Yingda's "Rich Secret Book"! There are only two of them. Article 1: The golden rule of wealth is that you have a thick skin and eat enough! Article 2: Thick face and black heart, learn "Thick Black Learning"! ”

Lao Tzu nodded and said: "But you have to remember that whether you cultivate immortals, Buddhas, demons, or demons, they are all cultivating the truth, and cultivating the truth is the heart!" We must keep our hearts and hearts in order to keep the clouds open and see the moon! ”

Dian Rong knelt down and kowtowed to show that he remembered it, and then retired. Lao Tzu nodded and thought: Dian Rong, Dian Rong. What the old man values most about you is not your qualifications and potential, nor your wisdom and wisdom, but your heart! Your pure heart, I hope you don't "change your mind"!

At the same time, the Western Sect gathered 600,000 fanatics composed of mortals to attack the territory of the Daomen by the general Samoyed. He thought Samoyed was loyal, but Samoyed was trying to sing "It Doesn't Matter."

He was going to sing: It doesn't matter, who's going to be faithful to whom. It doesn't matter, there is still a door to retreat! Bloody wars are brutal beauty. If you fail, don't forget to tip your name!

And because Xiqi borders the west, Jiang Ziya is directing everyone to play empty city plans. Now all the people of Xiqi have been removed. The 500,000 Xiqi army ten miles away formed an encirclement, waiting to invite you into the urn.

Dian Rong looked speechlessly at the ordinary "people" who were busy and "didn't know anything" about the war: "Uncle Jiang Ziya will be reincarnated as Zhuge Liang in the future, right?" Isn't it the founder of Shushan?

Of course, some people will ask, why did the people put quotation marks just now? Just look at who these people are!

shouted: "Beat four, there is no nuclear!" "The one who sells sugar gourds is Daoxing Tianzun.

shouted: "The big watermelon, the big piece of the boat!" The one who sells watermelons is a real person in Huanglong.

Shouted: "Feed the coriander and spicy peppers, come the shallot and celery, lentils, eggplant cucumbers, winter melons to buy sea eggplants, buy radish, carrots, turnips, toons with young sprouts, and garlic to good leeks." "This is Shen Gong Leopard.

He yelled "Okay--master--too (hey)too ......" and after a while, it seemed that he was too hungry to breathe. Then he shouted in a low voice: "There's that leftovers-leftovers--give me some to eat!" "This one is Taiyi Zhenren. Anyway, all the people are all cultivators pretending to be cultivators, just waiting for you to be ruthless when your attention is relaxed!