This is nothing just now! Before he became a Buddha, he was stabbed for verbosity! The reason was that he went to a restaurant to eat and ordered a cashew nut chicken. As soon as the dish came up, he began to speak.

Shakyamuni said, "This dish is called cashew nut chicken." My favorite is diced chicken with cashew nuts. Because it has cashew nuts and diced chicken, it is called diced cashew chicken. The cashew nuts crunch and crunch in the mouth, and the diced chicken chews and crunchs and crunchs in the mouth.

These two things crunch and crunch in the mouth. But there is a problem with today's dish, there are two pieces of meat that don't look like diced chicken, like diced meat. Of course, diced cashew nut meat is not unpalatable. The diced meat is chewed in the mouth, crunching and squeaking.

But if I want to eat cashew nut meat, why should I order cashew nut chicken, just because cashew nut chicken is better than cashew nut meat. If you want all cashew nuts, there are a few peanuts in them. Of course, the diced peanut chicken is also very delicious, and the peanuts crunch and crunch when you chew them. It's okay to have pure peanuts, why are there pine nuts in it? ……”

Forty minutes after saying this, the world froze. The hourglass in the restaurant has stopped, the kitchen is no longer working, and the road is cut off from pedestrians. A group of people in the restaurant were having trouble breathing.

There was a person next to him who ordered a dish of cowboy bones, holding a knife to cut beef. They all trembled, and they didn't go down for forty minutes. I really can't stand the butt of Shakyamuni with a knife! It's a knife and yelling: "Shut up!" ”

He's also confused, what are you doing with your mouth shut and your ass?

Shakyamuni was stabbed in the ass and turned around and said, "Do you blame me for this? I ordered a diced chicken with cashew nuts......"

Do it all over again, and all the restaurants are jumping up! Hold him down, cover his mouth, and help him pull the knife out and take him to the hospital.

The doctor looked at it and said, "This doesn't work, it needs to be sewn."

Then he took off Shakyamuni's pants and disinfected them with alcohol cotton balls. After wiping it for fifteen minutes, he said, "O prince! It is said that you love to talk, so take a shower when you have this time! ”

Soy Sauce Party: Good guy, it's been a long time to wipe the mud!

This big ass was rubbed out of a small white circle by the doctor. It took eight and a half pounds of cotton and a mattress to dismantle it, and it was finally wiped out.

And that's not all! I only heard him say, "You think I'm willing to come!" Today I went to dinner. Guess what I ordered? Diced cashew chicken! ……”

And then I repeat what I just said. The doctor's sweat was so loud that he couldn't interject.

After speaking, Shakyamuni asked: Doctor, am I good at sewing?

The doctor said, "If you didn't speak, you would have sewn it up, and I would have listened to you!"

The doctor is short-sighted, and as soon as he sweated, the magic weapon such as glasses fell off and shattered. Let's just put it in glasses! His glasses are 37,000 degrees, and he changed them with a microscope, and without these glasses he is almost as blind as a blind man!

But he talks about medical ethics, and no matter how much surgery he does, he has to do it. How does this work? Sew it by feeling! To be honest, I haven't heard of Dianrong! The needle can also be sewn by feeling! Anyway, if you have an eye on your ass, you can sew it on!

After sewing it up, Shakyamuni said, "Why are your throats and eyes tight? ”

He touched the wound: "Hey! How did I bring it by nature, and I sewed it up, and tied a bow. When I asked, I found out that the doctor used to do cross-stitch!

It's so long-winded anyway! Let Dian Rong think of this, if this Shakyamuni wants to hit the wall with his head. Never mind! No more digressions! Anyway, it's all bitter tears! At this time, the system that was about to become a skeleton was deceiving the corpse again.

Bite! Discover host selectable events!

1. Help Sun Wukong apprentice to Amitabha Buddha (Zhun Ti) Good Corpse Bodhi Ancestor, reward: forgive a colored hat and an illegitimate son of Yang Chan.

2. Prevent Sun Wukong from apprenticeship, reward: The nameless ten thousand swords of the Gaowu world "Fengyun" return to the sect. Props: "Fire Ninja King" wordless heavenly book.

Dian Rong asked: "What's going on with the wordless heavenly book?" ”

Xiao Qi: "It contains a virtual world, and after someone opens the book, his spirit body can enter." Learn what he decides for himself. ”

In the end, of course, Dianrong chose two, so a paper book with "Fire Ninja King" appeared in Dianrong's good corpse.