The gods of Buddhism can't eat it, and they have to take a cloth bag to "walk around", not to mention it! Let's talk about the Tang Emperor Li Shimin, although Li Shimin knows that his favorite son is now Da Luo Jinxian.

But he is now terminally ill and can't get out of bed at all. It is because the souls of Li Jiancheng and Li Yuanji come to ask for their lives every day. Although Yuan Tiangang suggested that Marshal Qin Qiong and General Wei Chi Gong should wear armor and guard the door on both sides of the palace gate every night, they needed to guard it for seven days. Li Shimin tried, and it was fine.

However, Qin Qiong and Wei Chigong were old and very tired from working day and night, so on the fifth day, they asked the palace painter to draw the portrait of the two generals, and the angry eyes and the appearance of holding a whip were hung on both sides of the palace gate. Who knows that it didn't deter the souls of the two people, and it was useless to let the second general come back this time.

A few days later, Li Shimin's soul returned to the underworld, of course, this is a Buddhist calculation. At the right time, Guanyin Bodhisattva will enter the underworld to discuss the conditions for Li Shimin to open a water and land puja to select people to learn from the scriptures, and then fish Li Shimin out.

The result? Of course, Li Shimin is full of promises! Li Shimin could only invite monks to hold water and land pujas, and Jiang Liuer was among them. The strange thing is that Jiang Liu'er went out to play, because the people of the Dianrong faction gave him a stack of magic talismans that did not need to be activated by mana.

So Jiang Liuer's goal is Wuzhi Mountain, but Datang calls it Five Elements Mountain! And there are no more demons and monsters here! Even if there is, I am afraid to wear tight hoops.

The god of Wuzhi Mountain shouted: "If you come, come out quickly, I can't influence this demon monkey." It's been more than 600 years, and it's useless at all. ”

Rulai appeared: "You can ask a person to take him to the west to learn scriptures, so that you can influence him." Sayonara. ”

Five-fingered Mountain God: "I only say it now, but here in the wilderness, where do the people come from?" ”

Jiang Liu'er actually smoked a cigarette and walked over.

Soy Sauce Party: "Wait a minute! Why are there cigarettes? ”

Author: "Li Ke can't sell it himself for the sake of eating and drinking spicy food on the way to the west?" ”

Soy Sauce Party: "Okay! Please continue! ”

The god of Wuzhi Mountain changed into a human form and said, "This monk, please stay!" ”

Jiang Liu'er was shocked and hurriedly stepped on the cigarette.

Jiang Liu'er looked like a monk and said: "Everyone is responsible for preventing fires, Amitabha!" ”

The five-fingered mountain god nodded secretly, thinking, "What a high consciousness." He is worthy of a monk! ”

Five-fingered Mountain God: "May I ask this senior monk, is there any interest in taking this demon monkey to the west to learn scriptures?" ”

Jiang Liuer: "I'm not interested, I just want to be a beautiful man quietly." ”

Wuzhi Mountain God: "Don't you want to prompt competitiveness in the industry?" Haven't you lost your chance because of your low education? Going to Tianzhu gilding and coming back is very helpful for evaluating job titles or something. ”

Jiang Liu'er remembered one thing, a foreign missionary a few days ago.

344: Tang Sanzang is very unhappy

Dressed in a black robe, he said to a group of beautiful women with a pen and a book, "It's a pe."

. It’s a book！ ”

The beauties didn't know English, and they said one by one: "Master, the Dharma is so profound!" ”

Jiang Liu'er was envious, jealous and hateful on the side: "Sure enough, it's a foreign monk who is good at chanting scriptures......"

Jiang Liu'er said anxiously: "Then the poor monk, let's go on the road, goodbye......" After speaking, he ran away! Speed Liu Xiang is ashamed of himself!

Five-Fingered Mountain God: "Holy monk, you haven't brought this monkey with you yet." ”

Jiang Liu'er turned around again and said, "I'm not interested, he's too ugly." You see his hair, it's been a long time since it's been washed, it's all split ends.

I'm a beautiful boy who loves cleanliness! Besides, bring a pet on the road, it's so troublesome. ”

Wuzhi Mountain God: "There are many demons and monsters on the West Heaven Road......"

Jiang Liu'er: "I'm just a beautiful man who has no power to tie the chicken, goodbye." ”

Five-Fingered Mountain God: "Don't go, with this demon monkey is very strong, he can protect you..."

Jiang Liu'er: "Really ......, I'll go and tell His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, and then take the monkey to learn the scriptures!" ”

Jiang Liu'er used the magic talisman and returned to Chang'an in a few days. Then he was called away by Li Er (Li Shimin). Because land and water pujas need a mage to preside over the puja. Now that Li Shimin has not arrived, the mages have already begun to make a fuss!

Master A: "You Jiang Liu'er, why did you participate in the waterway conference, in addition to being more handsome than me, you are taller than me." Richer than me, speaking Mandarin better than me, what better can you compare to mine.

Jiang Liu'er is actually very knowledgeable, and he said arrogantly: "I, Turkic Goryeo, Tianzhu. Hinayana Buddhism and Taoist Tibetan literature exams have full scores, erhu has also passed the 650 level, and can also manufacture and repair eight-bull crossbows. I've won the Great Confucian Literature Award, and I've crossed the Oiran, so I'm not qualified to participate in the land and water conference?"

Mage A: "A few of us Mage Seed players have been defeated by your beauty. ”

Master B: "Although we are naturally handsome, when we encounter such a world-class appearance, we can only be convinced. ”

Then, naturally, Jiang Liuer was elected as the host of the water and land puja. Tang Taizong Li Shimin was very happy and gave Jiang Liuer a name: Chen Xuanzang, the legal name Sanzang Master, can be abbreviated: Tang Seng!