Just when the two of them were discussing what it was, Li Ke at this time was talking: "I can't stand you Guanyin!" You're so ugly. Do me a favor, everyone is a fairy, don't have sex anymore. Disturb. Excuse me, okay?

Guanyin cried angrily. Li Ke: "Crying? Then cry-out-come-let's! Hee-hee-hee-hee! ”

Then Li Ke seemed to think of something and said, "That's right! Your name is Guanyin, right? I do know a friend named Li Ke. He also had something to say to a man named Guanyin, isn't it you? ”

Guanyin: "Li Ke, you ......"

Li Ke: "Stop! I asked if it was you! Whew, isn't that you? Whew, isn't that you? Isn't it......? Say......... That's right! He said that he was already asleep, and that you had humiliated his family, and that he hoped that you would soon be gone! ”

Guanyin took out the demon slaying fork and hit Li Ke: "I'll kill you skin monkey!" Look at the fork! ”

Li Ke opened his big mouth: "Ah......" Because the current Li Ke is ten times the momentum of an ordinary saint, Guanyin was so frightened that he retreated a long distance.

"Ahh As a result, Li Ke sneezed,

Li Ke: "Oh, it turned out to be Guanyin, I thought it was a rain cloud!" Oh, the script was wrong! This one belongs to someone else! I'm supposed to be sorry, this sneeze must have disappointed everyone, right? What about this? ”

Then Li Ke turned around and farted at Guanyin, blowing Guanyin away.

Li Ke: "My fart, it doesn't stink!" It doesn't stink! ”

Guanyin rushed over again with a demon slaying fork: "I'll send you this animal to the western sky!" ”

In an instant, Li Ke was so fast that Guanyin couldn't detect the speed of snatching the demon subduing fork. Then take out the chicken wings from the system space and insert them on the demon slaying fork, and use mana to control the samadhi real fire to roast the chicken wings. While roasting chicken wings, he sang, "Grilled chicken wings, I love to eat them!" ”

Guanyin: "Huh? Roast chicken wings with my demon slaying fork? ”

Li Ke: Oh, yes! I almost forgot that I was fasting lately! Here, bake the apples! ”

As a result, Li Ke really took out the apple and stuck it on the demon slaying fork and began to roast! Guanyin, who didn't have many magic weapons, said heartbrokenly: "Give it back to me, otherwise I will fight you to the death!" ”

Li Ke: "Hey, hey, hey! Don't be angry, you are a monk who is angry and will commit the vows! ”

Guanyin was stunned, aren't we enemies? Why did you think about it for me again?

Then Guanyin was about to stone Li Ke to death, so he took a demon pestle and threw it over. Li Ke used the system to take away the demon pestle, and then said with a serious face: "Guanyin, you are too naughty, I told you not to throw things, why are you..."

As a result, Guanyin, who was about to sneak attack, saw that Li Ke easily dodged and took away the demon pestle, and the six pure bamboos in his hand were frightened.

Li Ke: "I just taught you a lesson, you see I haven't finished speaking, and you threw away the stick again!" ”

Li Ke continued: "The demon pestle is a treasure, if you throw it away, it will pollute the environment, what if it hits a child?" Even if you can't hit the children, it's not right to hit those flowers and plants! ”

Guanyin used the eye-gouging beads again, but was accepted by Li Ke again, and Guanyin yelled anxiously: "Give me back my magic weapon!" ”

Li Ke said with a sincere face: "Do you want it?" Guanyin, if you want, you can speak. You don't say how I know you want it, even though you look at me with sincerity. But you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then you can take it! You don't really want to, do you? Do you really want to? If you really want it, let's say one, two, three, and then you reach out and I'll give you ......"

When I saw Guanyin, I was said to be stupid. The verbose Li Ke was very happy, just like a split personality, he reverted to the cynical Li Ke. He said again, "Hahahaha! Don't you think it's fun? Tell me about it? Say...... Why is it always ...... Don't speak!

As he spoke, he imprisoned Guanyin, and then hit Guanyin on the head with a dragon stick. In a short time, at least half of Guanyin's body sank into the earth.

Li Ke said again: "I'm sorry! I shouldn't have embarrassed you so much in front of your friends! I'm here to help you! A stick was struck, and Guanyin, who had a pimple instead of a bun and turned into a bun, flew out of the dirt pit.

The classic image of the Buddha in later generations appeared! Finally, Guanyin, who was free from imprisonment, yelled. "Good! Look at me! Invincible Bean Soldiers! Then Guanyin sprinkled beans as soldiers.

Li Ke: "I'm so scared! That's a lot of bean soldiers! Me too! ”

Li Ke also threw out a handful of beans, blew on them, and the beans suddenly turned into soldiers, and then he said, "Didn't you call me a leather monkey?" You see, fortunately, I have a lot of monkey cubs! ”