076: Self-hanging southeast branch

The next day, all the monsters within a radius of 100 miles moved, and it is said that a fierce monster called Shameless Monster came to the Eagle Sorrow Stream. Not to mention that he specializes in eating the brains of monsters, before eating, he still has the desire to torture the little demon to death! For a time, everyone in a radius of thousands of miles was in danger!

The tired little white dragon said to himself, "Have you fought enough? It should be possible, right?"

Sun Wukong and Li Ke said in unison: "It's okay! He's thick-skinned, and he's beaten!"

The little white dragon replied, "No, I'm tired of beating him!"

Sun Wukong said: "You have worked hard, I will invite you to dinner at night!"

The little white dragon Versailles said: "Actually, beating people, it's cool, it's cool, it's just too tired!" ”

Then there was no then, and the little white dragon was restrained by Li Ke. Because there is a dragon duel in the system. And after the little white dragon was restrained by Li Ke, Tang Seng's first sentence was: "Li Ke, I believe you are a ghost, you are a bad old man, very bad!" With such collaborators, why not die? ”

Li Ke also ridiculed each other and said: "You believe my words, your IQ balance is seriously insufficient!" Hurry up and top up! You are really half of the singer Wu Bai! ”

Tang Seng asked, "What do you mean?" ”

Li Ke pointed to the ordinary husky passing by and said, "Please answer Mr. Husky!" ”

At this moment, the husky called out a cry that sounded similar to a human voice: "Two hundred and five!" ”

Tang Seng was speechless when he heard this, and he was speechless by Li Ke's shamelessness, and he wanted to say: You are old. Can a scumbag just be a fart and let go too small? Although I am a monk and a famous monk who shakes the world in the world, I am also a mortal with the naked eye. It hurts when you are beaten, and you vomit when you drink too much! I have a three-year-old mother and eighty children. Let the little ones go!

Of course, Li Ke will also say: To be honest, is the grade of this Buddhist monk so low? Is the bar so low? Can you Tang Seng be? Look at you, just your appearance and virtue, Nuwa doesn't admit that you are made up by her. By the way, it seems that you didn't pinch it out, you were Pangu out of it! And thank you for the compliment, we are in the rivers and lakes, the word comes first, what is this?

Anyway, Tang Seng is very, very eager to say something now: "Today must be the eighth day of March 39, and the sun rises in the west today." The fruits in the forest were harvested, 10,000 catties of fish were harvested, and the sea in the sky was lush, and sika deer were running in it.

Soy sauce party: "This is against common sense! ”

Tang Seng: "It's not against common sense, otherwise I, Tang Sanzang, would be so unlucky!" ”

Looking at the resentful eyes that seemed to be like Tang Seng becoming like a deep resentful woman, Li Ke patted Tang Seng on the shoulder and said, "People, you still have to look away!" It's really not good, isn't there still a southeast branch? What? As for what is the Southeast Branch? The southeast branch is: after the new rain in the empty mountain, the southeast branch is hung by itself. If you want to be poor, hang yourself on the southeast branch. When my father and mother heard that the girl was coming, they hung the southeast branch. The cave room spends candle night, hanging southeast branches. I am born to be useful, and all kinds of self-hanging southeast branches. Life is unsatisfactory in the world, it is better to hang on the southeast branch ......"

The big tree next to it seems to be saying: You can't afford to hurt the southeast branch! Don't hang the southeast branch if you have nothing to do! You're not too heavy! You think this is a corpse case! If you think it's a plot of death! Vomit Man also comes to hang there is wood? What kind of obscene things are hung on it? If you ask me, why is there such a big opinion from labor and management? Labor and management, I am the southeast branch, ......!

There are four values of gong cao among the immortals who are monitoring the scriptures, and they are all silently looking at Li Ke's Buddhism, and they think: There may be a chance in the future, hook up and see if you can be embarrassed! Bah! It should be pulled to heaven, and you must know that the Buddha and the Tao are not all the way.

Not heroes, don't read myths! If it's a hero! How can you not understand loneliness? The saint walked down the slope of the Spirit Mountain, and the moonlight was too gentle! Zhun Ti is not verbose, and he is obsessed. With conspiracy, conspiracy, open talk, and secret robbery! The immortal system parted the Buddha, and the beacon fire was endless! Children are long-term and are swayed by troubled times! Who's going to cook the wine? I am a god and a Buddha! I can't tell what is right or wrong, and I am disturbed! Thousands of years later, everything started all over again...... But these words can still be sung! The name is "Zhun Ti"!