078:Snow in June!
Soon arrived in the country of Wusi, and met Zhu Gangguan, who occupied the daughter of Gao Yuanwai, in Gao Laozhuang. Sun Wukong fought with Zhu Gangguan.
Tang Seng asked Li Ke how it was, and Li Ke sang: "Sun Wukong beats pigs and just hyena!" ”
Tang Seng: "Okay, what's next?" ”
Li Ke then sang: "Pig Gang beat Sun Wukong!" ”
Tang Seng: "I see, Sun Wukong beat Pig Gangguana, can Pig Gangguan not fight back?" ”
Li Ke: "Sun Wukong beats pigs and ......"
Tang Sanzang: "Is there an end?" If you know the two snakes, are you still going to sing "The Legend of the White Snake"? ”
On this day, I arrived at the Eight Hundred Miles of Quicksand River. Sha Rongxin appeared, and Sha Rongxin was originally released if he wanted to act in a scene. As a result, Li Ke saw Sha Rongxin's face, because he didn't see sunlight all year round, so it was blue.
Li Ke said: "You are an actor, right?" Playing Avatar, right? ”
Sha Rongxin, as a former roller shutter army, often listened to Dianrong tell stories to the concubine. Of course he knew what Avatar looked like. The Great War is on the verge of breaking out.
Finally, the Hui'an Walker arrived. wiped Li Ke's buttocks. The matter is over. Sha Tianba joined the crew, and he was not Tang Sanzang's apprentice. At this point, the crew is all together.
After another month, it was time for the four saints to ask Zen heart, and the four saints were all changed. It has become the four great Vajra of Buddhism plus the Buddha Youposai before the lamp is lit. They made a five-sage test of Zen heart, and Li Ke secretly scolded: I was deceived by Wang Chengen, the eunuch who wrote "Journey to the West" and hanged the coal mountain with Emperor Chongzhen! Kill Li Ke, you turtle grandson! ……
In fact, Li Ke remembered wrongly, Wang Chengen and the author of "Journey to the West" are not people of the same era at all. People are called: Wu Chengen! So the indignant Li Ke made a bad move. In their tea put a qualitative pill.
The only thing this thing does is change the gender, and then eat it, and it will always be that gender in the future. It is estimated that these five people have found that they can't come back! Other words.
Buddhism is now equivalent to the fall of five male monks and the addition of five new female monks. With the amount of resentment they contributed, it looks like they're going crazy! In fact, people in the know have the most right to speak.
Because of the residence of these people on Lingshan, there has been an endless stream of people coming to chat with them recently. One stay is an hour! Let's make up for it on your own! Men know it!
A few days later, the group arrived at the Wuzhuang Temple of Wanshou Mountain. Li Ke knew that this was a bureau, a bureau set up by Zhen Yuanzi in order to treat ginseng fruit trees. So I deliberately said in front of Tang Seng that there is ginseng fruit in Wuzhuang Temple, what does the ginseng fruit look like, and what will happen if you eat it.
After Li Ke finished speaking, Tang Seng slapped the horsewhip and drove! Guo Degang! Guo Degang! …… Then it was to Wuzhuang Temple, although Zhen Yuanzi's plan was carried out normally.
But Zhen Yuanzi, who picked the door, did not give ginseng fruit at all, but carved a large radish.
After eating, Tang Seng suddenly wanted to fart. After thinking about it, after a fierce ideological struggle. Don't let go lose to put.
Repair...... As the saying goes, stinky farts don't make a sound, and loud farts don't stink. That day, Tang Seng let out a particularly quiet fart and let it go for five minutes. As a result, no one can see anyone within a radius of ten miles, and the smoke is billowing out, and it is all spicy! It smells stinky, and it's!
Mingyue yelled in ventriloquism: Elder Tang, take in the supernatural powers!
At this time, Li Ke next to him also said Tang Sanzang in ventriloquism: "Are you crazy, young man, you stink, shameless, phew!" ”。
Tang Seng was reluctant: "Yo, big brother, do you still eat farts and spit out cores?" Oh my God, it's amazing, I can't take it. ”
Pingbai is angry, can Li Ke swallow his anger? No! Then he got all the ginseng berries away. Qingfeng Mingyue was stupid when she knew that the ginseng fruit was all gone.
In order to cover up their dereliction of duty, they were ruthless in their hearts, and they could only be sorry for Tang Seng! So they knocked down the ginseng tree. Then he tiptoed to the outside of the wing where Tang Seng lived.
And then conjure up a big stick, one, two, three! At the same time, recite it silently to three! At the same time, he swung a big stick and hit the devil's, uh, it was the other party's head. Boom! The sound of the two people fainting on the ground startled Tang Seng and them. After coming out, he found that Qingfeng Mingyue had fainted to the ground. All have big bags on their heads!
Tang Seng was afraid that it was the bandits who framed him, so he fled overnight. Of course, Zhen Yuanzi knew everything in detail, because the ginseng fruit tree was his essence. He shares the same vision with the ginseng fruit tree!
Zhen Yuanzi grabbed them with his sleeve, but Qingfeng Mingyue said that Tang Seng stole the ginseng fruit, and then pushed down the ginseng fruit tree in anger.
Tang Seng couldn't defend himself, so he looked at his companions for help. Outcome. The companions also said in unison: "It is true! "Because they were all sealed by Li Ke with ginseng fruit.
Suddenly it snowed in June! Tang Seng secretly thought: The companion is reliable, and the sow can go up the tree!
In the end, Sha Rongxin came forward and said that he would find a way to revitalize the ginseng fruit tree. Successively invited Fu Lu Shou Samsung, Guanyin. Fu Lu Shou Sanxing deliberately said that there was no way, Guanyin could only use the Sanguang Holy Water to revitalize the ginseng fruit tree. In this way, Sha Rongxin and Zhen Yuanzi swore goodbye! Buddhism has lost another foreign aid!