080: Li Ke and Bai Jingjing get married
Just as Li Ke was walking towards the Golden Cicada Cave in the Black Bone Ridge, Li Ke saw a beautiful woman, which made Li Ke's heart itch after seeing it. He couldn't help but sing a Kunqu opera now: "The sunny silk blows to the idle courtyard, and the spring is like a line." Stopped for a long time, didn't steal half of the flowers, and the colorful clouds were off. ”
The beauty looked back and smiled, and Li Ke's soul flew away. Beauty: "The little woman Bai Jingjing, I have seen Master Sanzang!" ”
Li Ke shook his head and said: "The person who learned the scriptures, Tang Sanzang, went to Huazhai, I am Guanyin Bodhisattva, the Buddha of the Nine Virtues, the special envoy of the Emperor Jiude Heavenly Emperor to learn the scriptures, Dongsheng Shenzhou, the Tang Empire, and the king Li Ke!" It's so handsome! Didn't get hooked on me either? Love letters later! ”
Bai Jingjing teased and said, "You are so shameless! ”
Li Ke said: "What is the face? Is the noodles delicious? I love lamb ramen! ”
Bai Jingjing covered her mouth and snickered and said, "Hehe! Look at your appearance is quite handsome, being a slave family's boss! ”
Li Ke said obsessively: "Okay! After taking the Western Longitude, we will be together forever! ”
As the two of them walked forward one after the other, they came to the Golden Cicada Cave. Looking at the warm golden cicada cave dressed up, Li Ke sighed secretly: Maybe Wang Chengen really smeared the white bone spirit!
Soy sauce party: "People call Wu Chengen!" Wu Chengen! Wu Chengen! Say the important thing three times! It's a pity that Li Ke, who was immersed in love, didn't hear it at all.
Just when the two of them were flirting and scolding, the golden cicada cave was surrounded by the melon-eating crowd. It turned out to be a monk who was rolling around, just relying on not leaving, and wanted to fast.
Li Ke walked in and laughed, it turned out to be Tang Seng! Okay! Hua Zhai went to the Fairy Cave Mansion, who gave whom food to eat?
At this moment, the black bone spirit who was huffing on the side saw Bai Jingjing coming, and said, "It turns out that my sister is here...... and then pointed at Li Ke and said, "This is ......"
Bai Jingjing said: "My sister's house is here, stir-fry two hard dishes!" Receive the Tang Dynasty side by side! ”
After a while, all the wine and dishes were on the table, which was fried pork and fish fillet with a belly, fried pork ribs with vinegar and kidney, pine flower turned into egg white, sea scorpion mixed with belly tasted enough, four cold and four hot these eight dishes, and the delicacies of the mountains and seas are also unprecedented!
Anyway, let Li Ke and Tang Seng open their big mouths and open their back molars, and eat Haisai like a whirlwind and clouds! After being full of wine and food, Li Ke went to the bedroom with Bai Jingjing in his arms.
Li Ke instantly turned into a god stick mode: "White girl, I'll give you a face, how about calculating marriage?" ”
Bai Jingjing's eyes were like silk and said, "Okay! ”
Li Ke said serious nonsense: "Hmm! The sky is full, and the ground is round! is a rich and noble image, but his life is too hard, and his husband will be imprisoned! ”
Bai Jingjing: "Then what should I do?" ”
Li Ke: "I need to put the heaven and earth in my body. Essence. Hua into your body! Change your life against the sky! ”
Bai Jingjing: "Okay! ”
…… 10,000 words omitted here, I'm a sea crab party! Long live the river crab! On the other side, Tang Seng also went to the cave room with the black bone spirit, and men understand! Maybe it was the first drunkenness when the prohibition in his body was broken, and Tang Seng had a long, long dream. I dreamed that I had a mother named Yaoji, a father named Yang Tianyou, a younger brother Yang Jian, and a younger sister Yang Chan.
He was so happy that one day he went out to hunt in the mountains. If he accidentally got lost, he couldn't turn around, and he had no choice but to grab the branches and rattans and climb up. Finally climbed to the top of the mountain before dark. At this time, he realized that the right road was only a few steps away from the fork in the road.
Finally, he returned home. His home was in ruins. Mother, sister, and brother are all missing. The father was lying in a pool of blood and told him to go quickly in a weak voice! Tang Seng shed tears! He knew it was one of his past lives!