The Journey to the West crew next bid farewell to the Eight Hundred Mile Mountain, which is the territory of the Holy Child King. The Holy Child King Red Boy is actually selling fire folds.

Red Boy: "Uncle, I'm a girl who sells a fire fold, bah, I am a little girl who sells a fire fold, do you want to buy my fire fold?" ”

Sun Wukong: "Get out of ......!" ”

The red boy sold to Pig Gang Guan again: "Uncle, please buy my fire fold." I use Italian pineapple rosewood for this fire, and the fuel is the latest ultra-high-speed phosphorus developed by Tianting. Handmade, the best choice for royal and aristocratic household matches, you deserve it! ”

Pig Gangguan: "Get out of ......!" ”

Red Boy: "Born from the heart, grow into this bear-like, and really don't fall in love in the future." ”

Pig Gang was angry by the mouth of the red boy OUT (out)

Li Ke was forced to be helpless, and finally bought a fire fold, Red Boy: "Thank you for coming, remember to give a five-star praise." ”

In this way, I crossed the mountain without danger and came to the 800-mile Heishui River. And the dragon just wanted to show his head, but when he saw Li Ke, he was frightened and hid in the water. The legendary Five Poisons God Monarch Li Ke is here! Mom, I'm afraid!

Is there no monster swollen? Cold! Li Ke swung out a hand knife, and the Heishui River was immediately split into two halves. The little dragon was pitifully caught and beaten, and the Journey to the West crew left! When I arrived in Che Chi Country, because Hu Li, Yang Li, and Lu Li Daxian had already heard about Li Ke's brutality and rubbing oil under his feet - slipped!

What to do? It's still a cold salad! There are no monsters, the king will make up! Provoke the king!

Li Ke said to the king: "King, can you see which of your facial features can pass the test?" The only melon seed face is still long! ”

"You ......" King Che Chi's face turned into pig liver color.

Li Ke saw that the king had not yet entered the set, and he then scolded: "People and goblins are born by mothers, so what is born in life is not necessarily people." You're the shemale. Nima, can't you have a little discipline? Come out and be embarrassed, as the saying goes, it's not your fault to be ugly, but it's your fault to come out and be scary! You say, do you want to die or don't want to live? Funeral one-stop to learn about ......"

The king roared, "Enough! Someone came and put them in prison! Kill it on a certain day! ”

Guanyin, who learned the news, was so anxious that she was so anxious! And Duobao Rulai is so anxious that he scratches his head! I don't know, I thought the wig was reversed!

In the end, Buddhism can only use a grain of golden dansha to redeem the Journey to the West crew, you must know that a grain of golden dansha is equivalent to a mountain of gold. It is said that Duobao cried on the day he came. It is said that Duobao Rulai still cried the next day. ……

This is the last one that has been said, and it is said that it rained lightly for three years on the heads of the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas of Lingshan Daleiyin Temple! Anyway, no one knows why Rulai can cry so much!

As for the next difficulty in reaching the Tianhe, Guanyin urgently recalled the King of Inspiration! Otherwise, next time I will see Li Ke eating braised carp. Therefore, the difficulty of Tongtian River is that a few thieves beat Tang Seng.

Good! Then our Journey to the West crew, please start brushing the copy of the next level! And so they came to ......

Tang Seng: "Why is it me or my ...... who are unlucky?"

Author: "Who called you the unlucky protagonist?" Tattoos don't tattoo you! ”

Tang Seng was lost and miserable and said: "Why why ......?"

We ignore him, and the next is the Qingjiao King of Jindou Mountain, he is the mount of Taishang Laozi, and Li Ke is naturally in danger. But well...... Rulai was falsely accused of eighteen grains of gold dansha, and Maitreya who delivered the goods did not dare to tell him.

They walked thirty or forty miles west again, and arrived at the boundary of the Xiliang Women's Country, and this time they had to talk about it. Tang Seng drank the water of his daughter and became pregnant. Sun Wukong actually used the advertising words that Li Ke said when he bragged and farts to ridicule Tang Seng.

Monkey King: "What should I do if I get pregnant unexpectedly?" Go to the Heavenly Court Big Iron Stick Hospital and look for Director Tong. Now do a painless abortion, three minutes surgery, and be able to go to work tomorrow. Remember! Please go to the Heavenly Court Big Iron Stick Hospital to find Director Tong. ”

Later, when the king of the daughter country saw the people in the Journey to the West crew, he didn't like Tang Seng, but fell in love with Sun Wukong.

The king of the daughter country: "This hairy strong man, I want to have monkeys with you." ”

Sun Wukong is a monkey and certainly has no interest in people. The king of the daughter country changed his face after being entangled hard. Sun Wukong and his entourage realized that the king of the daughter country was a gold worshipper.

What she said was: "Tang Seng can go." But the Monkey King's golden hoop stick remains! ”

Later, the scorpion spirit attacked, and Mu Rixing caught the demon.

Sun Wukong: "Brother Li, you are educated. In order to express his gratitude, he wrote a poem on the appearance of Mu Rixingguan. ”

Li Ke: "Catch the demon chicken feather outfit alone, it's all monster chicken feather"

Mu Rixing turned around and left angrily. Even Li Ke's old iron Sun Wukong secretly slandered Li Ke for not being able to speak.