097: The strange love of Bo Yi Kao
Jiang Ziya asked a local kraken, and it is said that this island is called Death Island. Like the other three islands, the people above are said to have been disliked by the Heavenly Dao for special reasons. Therefore, the soul body has been mutilated for generations. The most famous manifestations are: contradictory personality, lack of heart and eyes, and tendons! Recently, a man who called himself Huang Tian established the Chrysanthemum Dynasty. He often brainwashed mortals and said, "The sky is dead, and the yellow sky should stand." Years old in Jiazi, dominate the wilderness! ”
Good guy, Bo Yi is too lazy to have a sore skin! The slogan of the Yellow Turban Army was changed to the last sentence, and it was used! Come back to find the monk Chaodu, Bo Yi test.
Then Jiang Ziya fell into his imagination: on the high Dharma platform, there was an old monk sitting in the middle, wearing a Pilu crown and a robe. On both sides are the little monks. The recitation is the sixteen scriptures of the Yankou Shifang, and the small steamed buns are sprinkled while reading. The little monk began to read: "The dojo is successful, and the relief will be completed." The lord of fasting is pious, and he worships with incense. ”
The old monk sang: "The sea under the altar is full of holy horns." The sea of bitterness is surging and self-calling, and it is charming and does not wake up for half a minute. The world does not read the Midas, and walks in vain in the world. Watching the mountains up close, listening carefully to the silent water, the flowers are still in spring, and the birds are not surprised. In August, the Mid-Autumn Festival geese flew south, a roar and a sadness, the geese had a return day, and the dead souls did not return.
The monks beat the Dharma drums, knock on the wooden fish and hit the golden cymbals, you and I are like mandarin ducks. It's like a mandarin duck bird, where are the wings flying in the world...... Yes...... Hey......"
Thinking of this, Jiang Ziya sneered. Then Jiang Ziya glared. He said with a majestic face: "Prepare to attack!" ”
Jiang Ziya must be a crow's mouth, because Bo Yi Kao has a headache now. Because Bo Yi Kao's love came, but he didn't want to come! Why? Soon his significant other will be coming!
His other half is an electric eel essence, and everyone knows that electric eels are hermaphrodites. Okay! If you think that a peerless beauty will become a greasy uncle when she is angry or exercising vigorously, would you like it? The one who likes the Bo Yi test is!
Let this beauty shine on the scene! Bent willow eyebrows, face like peach blossoms. The cherry takes a small bite, and the posture is graceful! What a fairy girl!
Bo Yi Kao: "Yu Xiaoman, did you come to me for something?" ”
Electric Eel Jingyu Xiaoman smiled charmingly: "Lord, I can't look for you if I don't have something?" ”
"I didn't ...... If there is nothing to do, go down! I still have something to do! Bo Yi Kao shuddered when he saw Yu Xiaoman's charming eyes and said.
Yu Xiaoman said coquettishly: "No! ”
Bo Yi Kao became popular without a name, but he still held back his anger and said, "You can't talk to me about business? I suspect Heavenly Court is coming! ”
Yu Xiaoman: "Lord, why are you so skeptical? ”
Bo Yi Kao: "Intuition! ”
Yu Xiaoman: "What do you feel?" ”
Bo Yi Kao: "It's just unreasonable. ”
Yu Xiaoman: "Then you are guessing!" Relax! Here they can't find it! ”
A little demon stumbled in, with a few arrows stuck in his body. Bo Yi knew Wu Gang, of course he knew that Wu Gang was the identity that Hou Yi used to make up and infiltrate the Taiyin Star! Later, Chang'e, the superior of Dianrong, regained his freedom, and he also restored his identity and took refuge in Dianrong!
The little demon said weakly, "Lord...... Lord, Heaven...... Heavenly Court is calling! "And hung up!
Yu Xiaoman yelled: "Take care of my seventh uncle and grandfather!" And rushed out! ”
This is Yu Xiaoman's mantra, in fact, she doesn't have a seventh uncle and grandfather! In order to show his concern for his subordinates, he also followed.
The sea is right outside the door. According to the requirements of Bo Yi Kao. Once Bo Yi Kao arrives, there must be a little eunuch turned into a mortal on the island to shout: "The emperor has arrived!" ”
Bo Yi Kao just stepped out of the door and saw the heavenly soldiers and generals led by Jiang Ziya. The little eunuch on the side began to shout as usual: "The emperor drives ......"
Before the word "to" was shouted, the little eunuch let out a loud fart: "Boom! As a result, "the emperor arrived" became "the emperor died", and Bo Yi was already angry, so the eunuch became a punching bag! Bo Yi Kao ordered the little eunuch to be beheaded left and right! Little eunuch pawn! At the age of twelve!
Yu Xiaoman deliberately began to get angry while running at this time, and her face began to become unshaven. Fat appears on his body, and Noodle becomes extremely strong. It's greasy anyway! He stared at the heavenly soldiers and generals with his two eyes, and shouted: "If you want to hurt Yi Kao, go to death!" ”
He was about to use his natural skill: 100,000 volts, when he heard a general shout: "The Sprinkle family can't stand it!" Die! Greasy and obscene dead shemale! ”
The generals took off the sun-shooting bow on their backs, and did not use arrows. He pulled it, and a ray of light turned into an arrow and shot out. In the middle of the rain, Xiaoman's heart is plopping! Yu Xiaoman died, and quickly turned into a prototype, which is a 100-meter-long electric eel!
Bo Yi Kao yelled: "Great, I'm free!" ”
Draw your sword and kill yourself! Miserable! At the same time, Maitreya and Wutian are fighting! Maitreya was already seriously injured. There were small pieces of flesh in the blood he vomited, and it was obvious that the internal organs were all broken! Maitreya had just used a sonic attack that made him invincible, but found that it was useless.
Maitreya said, "If you can stand my sonic skills, your cultivation is good!" ”
Wutian: "It's not either, it's just a little deaf in the bottom, and you can't listen to what you shouldn't be listening to." ”
This is not important, what is important is that what makes Maitreya chill is that all the followers, led by Ananda and Kasya, actually stand by and watch coldly. One by one, they all sat on chairs and ate melon seeds to watch the play! Anyway, Wutian is the master of Lingshan, and he has to use them!