Wei Teng: "Why? You mean? ”

Dian Rong: "You are virtuous!" ”

Wei Teng looked proud: "You are too polite!" I'm not worth mentioning! Nothing! ”

Dianrong: "You are a good wife and mother!" ”

Wei Teng: "Where is the good wife and mother?" ”

Dian Rong: "Alright! You're done with it! Brother, your bank card has five million, which is my sponsorship of the orphanage! ”……

An hour later, the same scene occurred in the dormitory of a school staff.

Dianrong: Teacher, let's have a drink! After a while, I drank too much, and it was over...... Can I tell? ”

Xia Huren: "It's okay! Go ahead! ”

Dian Rong: "If you drink too much, you will leak wine for a while!" ”

Xia Huren: "How do you call it a leaky wine?" ”

Dian Rong: "After drinking, you have to go out to make it easier!" ”

Xia Huren: "That's called taking away the kidney!" ”

Dian Rong: "In case, the bathroom is full, go outside, it's dark." It was snowing outside, and there was no one, so he went out and stood on the grass and pulled the zipper of his jacket...... I'm done with pee, here! Zip it up! Wait to come back. When I came back, I said: It's cold outside, my legs are swishing and ...... panic."

Xia Huren: "Don't say it, I'm your teacher, tease me, you don't like words!" ”……

Dian Rong: "Teacher, goodbye!" These things ......"

In the end, only Xia Huren, who was in tears, remained...... At this moment, Dian Rong smiled. Although it is impossible for relatives and friends to cultivate without spiritual roots, at least they can ensure that they can live this life without worrying about food and clothing, right?

It's 2072. It has been ten years since Kong's mother's father and Xia Huren's teacher died. One day this year, Dianrong was asleep. In a daze, he came to a world composed of purple and gold.

A voice that could not tell whether it was a man or a woman said to him, "You are back, Sledgehammer!" ”

Dianrong: "Who's talking?" Dian Rong began to be allergic to women when he left the wilderness, because as soon as a woman approached him, he remembered his wives.

"It doesn't matter who I am! Haven't gotten back to who you really are. I hope you will have a great understanding in this life, and you will overcome the tribulation and find your true self! Let there be no more reincarnation in the wilderness! ”

Dianrong: "Talk to me?" Didn't tell me, did you? Recognize the wrong person! ”

"That's what I said to you! You're back in the world of Hongmeng, Dianrong. ”

Dianrong: "What? HarmonyOS World! Who are you, you? Why do you keep bringing me here? ”

"No one brought you here, you are coming back by yourself, and you always want to come back after being away from home for too long!"

Dian Rong: "Don't fool me, my home is on the fourth side of Tushi Palace." There is one hundred and one, Building B, O

Unit E's Easy Hole, did you hear it if you made a mistake, don't bother me in the future! Come on! ”

The alarm clock rang, and Dian Rong woke up and sighed: "Annoying! It's this dream again! ”

Ever since he came to the human realm, he's been dreaming about it endlessly! At first, he thought he could watch the live version of "I Have a Date with a Zombie", but he didn't even see the hair of Guo Tianyou and Ma Xiaoling.

finally found Ma Jingdong, but it turned out that it was not the Ma family of the exorcist dragon clan at all. Anyway, it's rare to get up early, the other zombies in the human world have been clear and clean over the years, and now they have been looking for the earth for fifty years, and they found the last four zombies in the Bermuda Golden Triangle of the earth.

They are the origin of zombies: the four ancestors of zombies, led by generals. So get rid of them today and become saints! But what is frustrating is that others do not need a catastrophe to become saints. Okay! To become a saint yourself, you need the Great Dao to descend the heavenly tribulation. Bully!

"Dianzi Baby, you are still so handsome, as long as you kill the four ancestors of zombies, you can preach. You can go back to the world to meet Shizun, and I don't know how he is doing now. Dian Rong muttered.

As for the evidence, it is Hongjun Daozu's hunch. Because the monk's hunch becomes more accurate as the cultivation increases. For example, the monks of the Mahayana period never dreamed, and once they dreamed, it was a big thing.

In the Mahayana period, only the earth immortals are not considered immortals at all, but the earth immortals are counted. Not to mention Dianrong, a quasi-saint who beheaded three corpses. But I don't have a clue what the dream I have been dreaming about.

I saw that the figure of Dianrong disappeared in an instant. Because he teleported to Bermuda's Golden Triangle. Then he jumped into the sea, and at the moment he entered the water, his mana automatically stretched through the surrounding water, forming a spherical protective shield that protected him.

Dian Rong came to this pyramid at the bottom of the sea, after he scribbled with his finger on the void in front of him. Out of thin air, a circle appeared and imprisoned the underwater pyramids of Bermuda.