Dian Wei: "Can't finish eating?" ”

Dian Hua: "Throw the camel away as a quilt cover"

Dian Wei: "Okay, it's all a mess"

Dianhua: "What is this?" The Dragon Boat Festival is here, and the old man is excited again and says: Shout...... Phew, there's a play. People eat zongzi wrapped in reed leaves during the Dragon Boat Festival, but my family is not. My family uses plantain leaves. Aren't ordinary rice dumplings just breaded with a few red dates? My family is not, my family's zongzi is wrapped in a jujube tree. ”

Dian Wei was shocked when he heard this: "Huh! How do you eat the whole tree? ”

Dian Hua said disdainfully: "That's what you want!" Also, I am particular about eating. Like breakfast. Ordinary people don't eat breakfast, but my family not only has to eat, but also can only eat bird's nest porridge. ”

Dian Wei: "Aren't you just some pickles?" ”

Dianhua: "That's it! Usually, the old man asked people to salte some century-old ginseng. After drying, take two sticks, grab a handful of five-spice noodles, and eat them with Kucha Kucha. ”

Dian Wei: "Okay, is this the movement of eating?" I don't know how it tastes, aren't you afraid of getting hot when you eat it like this? ”

Dian Hua: "Don't be afraid of fire, you have money to buy medicine." Just buy a box of motherwort paste and a dozen. ”

Dian Wei: "Okay, there's a way. ”

Dianhua: "It's nothing! He also takes supplements that! Deer antler velvet, whole rack of deer antler velvet. Buy a live deer and ride on the back of the deer, hold the deer's head and nibble on it. ”

Dian Wei: "You have to eat blood if you eat like this." ”

Dianhua: "None of this is really nothing. I am particular about wearing it, too! The old man liked to wear it like this, with a mink hat, an otter's coat, and sheepskin trousers wrapped around a large fox skin scarf. ”

Dian Wei: "When did you wear it so thick?" ”

Dianhua: "June three! ”

Dian Wei: "Okay, let's cover the medicine." Aren't you afraid of heat stroke? ”

Dianhua: "No, every time the old man goes out, there are twelve maids holding him." Twenty bodyguards next to him were holding Huoxiang Zhengqi water and preparing to pour it, followed by a carriage with seven Lang Zhong accompanying them to rescue them. ”

Dian Wei: "Why Seven Langzhong?" ”

Dianhua: "Haven't you heard of it?" Seven one course of treatment. ”

Dian Wei: "This is to eat people!" ”

Dianhua: "These are actually not beautiful, when my grandfather married my grandmother, it was quite beautiful!" My grandfather built a small four-story building for my grandmother. ”

Dian Wei: "That's good! ”

Dianhua: "However, the emperor at that time refused to let it. But grandfather has a trick! A small four-storey building with three basement floors. ”

Dian Wei: "Wait, let me figure it out." A four-story building with three floors underground, isn't this a bungalow? ”

Dianhua: "How can that?" So the old man added fifteen more basement floors. ”

Dian Wei said with a sad face: "Okay, I only understand why the ancestral mansion is so gloomy now. My family lives in hell. ”

Dianhua: "A few days before the wedding, my grandfather also gave my grandmother a set of gold jewelry. Fifty pounds of gold necklace. Eighty pounds of gold bracelets and one hundred and twenty pounds of gold anklets. ”

Dian Wei: "Brother, don't tell me, this is a handwriting." By the way, what kind of official is the old man? ”

Dian Hua: "He is a county magistrate from an ordinary peasant family. So under the birth of the father, the grandfather was dealt with. ”

Dian Wei: "How did you deal with it?" ”

Dian Hua: "Isn't it just copying the house and adding Ling Chi." It is said that on the day of my grandfather's Ling Chi, my grandmother smiled happily. ”

Dian Wei: "No wonder it's okay for so long, and something happened as soon as I got married." Infernal Affairs? Grandmother, why are they okay, what is the identity of grandmother? ”