143: Fool Ning Fat Man 2
After hearing this, Ning Caishen said in his heart: "That's it? Isn't it just scolded by everyone? It's not as good as me! ”
Dian Hua's words continued: "You know what? My ancestors were very rich! Because of the personality of buying things, as long as it is something she has touched, she wants it! ”
Ning Caishen said complimentally: This is a good thing, if you don't like him, you won't touch it! ”
Dianhua: "No! With four strong men, strong men ......"
Ning Caishen: "You...... Wait, why are you shopping with a strong man? ”
Dianhua: "It's exciting! He'll have to carry four things! Carrying things by yourself will lose face? He didn't go out on the street for a quarter of an hour, and the four strong men couldn't hold it! ”
Ning Caishen: "So fast, what did you buy?" ”
Dianhua: "I bought two doors, two carriages, and two counters are tired!" ”
Ning Caishen: "Don't be tired!" I said if you want to have this problem, don't mess around. ”
Dianhua: "What are you afraid of?" I have money to buy things! Even if you buy them back and let them eat ashes! You know? The most powerful thing is: even Qin Shi Huang affectionately called him: Xiao Diandian. almost married the first emperor's favorite daughter Yingyin to him. Do you know what a marriage is? ”
Although Ning Caishen was sarcastic in his heart: Xiao Diandian? I don't know if Qin Shi Huang is calling a male pet or a dog, but he still asks honestly: "What is a marriage?" ”
Dian Hua said proudly: "It's just not allowed to be sold, don't talk about this." Later, the Xiongnu looted the frontier. My ancestor took the Black Ice Guard of the Black Ice Platform to take revenge. They arrested the Xiongnu's bearer, the man who was the king of the Huns: Ashina Pier Kadan Shan Yu. ”
Ning Caishen: "Hero, then what?" ”
Dian Hua: "Qin Shi Huang couldn't understand the words of the Xiongnu, and the guard patted Qin Shi Huang on the chest. Saying that you can not only understand but also speak. So Qin Shi Huang asked the guards to be the translators!
Qin Shi Huang asked Pierre Cardin to buy his life with all his gold and silver treasures. Pierre Cardin said that all the gold and silver treasures were buried, and that all those who knew the location were gone. Qin Shi Huang asked Pierre Cardin to honestly explain where he was buried! ”
Ning Caishen said: "Really, what happened later? ”
Dianhua: "How simple is this for Dian's guards?" Botanically speaking, if you put two dates aside, it's all cakes! So the guard grunted to Pierre Cardin. Eventually, Pierre Cardin gave in and buried the gold and silver treasures. What the reference is, what the mark is, and whether there is a mechanism or not have it all said. ”
Ning Caishen: "What happened?" ”
Dian Hua: "The guards are righteous and thin, how many old Qin people have been killed by the Huns." How could he possibly let Qin Shi Huang let the Xiongnu Shan Yu go? So I said to Qin Shi Huang: I said old man, I have something I want to say, I don't know whether to say it or not. This Pierre Cardin doesn't know what to do. I'm going to translate what he said and please don't blame me.
His exact words were: He can say it, but he just doesn't say it, hey, it's just playing, and he has the ability to bite me! Damn two-legged sheep. Qin Shi Huang was furious and pushed Pierre Cardin out and beheaded. ”
Ning Caishen: "It's a pleasure, but it's a pity that so many properties can't be found." ”
Dianhua: "Wait a minute, you know the amount of food I eat, and I don't like roast duck." So I couldn't eat after eating four! So I'll rest! ”
Ning Caishen rolled his eyes: "You mean: you eat four roast ducks because the amount of rice is small?" ”