Li Lianying: "Because Emperor Han Ling is also a traverser, as for who it is, you will know tomorrow!" ”

Dian Hua looked at Li Lianying's perineum and said, "You are really ......"

Li Lianying shook her head and said, "I'm a fake eunuch. It was when I was talking about stand-up comedy in the market to make money, and I was met by Emperor Han Ling. He invited me to pretend to be a eunuch to help him! And there are six of the eleven permanent servants like me. ”

Dianhua: "Okay! I won't ask! ”

Li Lianying: "Let's go!" Otherwise, your brothers will come to rob the prison at night! I don't want my house to be restless! ”

So Dianhua returned to the inn, calmed the brothers, and then rested in peace! In the middle of the night the next day, Dian Hua looked at the watch exchanged in the system mall on his wrist: "Well, it's four o'clock, it's time to get up and go to court." ”

So he woke up Xiao Er in the inn and opened the door. At this time, the carriage sent by Li Lianying had arrived.

I got on the carriage and went to the place of the dismounted monument at the gate of Donghua Gate, and Dian Hua got off. As soon as he got out of the car, a little eunuch took Dianhua into the Donghua Gate of the Forbidden City with a lantern. Then through the Jingyun Gate, this is the square at the entrance of the Fengtian Hall of the Qianqing Palace.

Dianhua was very happy, because lanterns were not allowed to be played on this part of the road without a permit! Otherwise, some officials of the Qing Dynasty fell into the moat and drowned? You must know that after the transformation of Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty, the system is basically the same as that of the Qing Dynasty. Dianhua looked at his watch at half past five, and the ministers were already standing ready to go to court.

Dianhua looked at the ministers of the Eastern Han Dynasty wearing Qing Dynasty costumes and ponytails, and Dianhua seemed to have traveled to the Tongzhi period of the Qing Dynasty again.

Dian Hua was very speechless in his heart, this Emperor Han Ling was too good at spoofing as a traverser. After all, banter is not nonsense, and overhead is not hollowed out! Letting the ministers of the Eastern Han Dynasty wear the official uniforms of the Qing Dynasty may be Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty sarcastically satirizing these ministers as slaves of Confucianism and slaves of interests!

So Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty changed his court clothes. In the end, Dian Hua did not speak, but followed the little eunuch into the side hall of the Fengtian Temple. The bell rang, and the courtiers entered the main hall of the Fengtian Temple. Under the courtiers' three bows, nine knocks, and three shouts.

After Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty announced that he was flat, Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty actually sang a fragment of the White Snake Biography of "Taiping Lyrics": The beautiful scenery of Hangzhou is unparalleled......

After singing a short paragraph, Emperor Ling of Han said: "Reading and literacy persuade people, and the three main roads go to the center." Good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and the right way in the world is the vicissitudes of life. ”

A piece of waking wood slapped on the dragon case, and the courtiers immediately applauded. Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty said: "It is said that at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty favored the eunuchs and caused the rebellion of the Ten Standing Servants. In the end, it made the people mourn all over the wilderness, and the people were not able to make a living. ”

Courtier: "Appeal ......"

Dian Hua heard that he had been convulsing non-stop recently, and he almost had a heart attack.

Dian Hua thought to himself: "It's a real hammer, Emperor Han Ling likes to talk about cross talk." ”

At this time, Emperor Han Ling's words rang out again: "There are a lot of people here today!" ”

Courtier: "Except for the open space, it's all full." ”

Emperor Han Ling: "Yes, today's early dynasty has changed the group's mouth." ”

Tobe Squire: "Your Majesty, Emperor, I love you!" ”

The waiter of the Ministry of Rites: "Male god! ”

The palace maid of the Ministry of Works and Emperor Han Ling holding a dragon and phoenix fan behind his back: "Your Majesty, I want to give birth to a child for you." ”

At this time, Emperor Han Ling said, "Okay... Good... Good! Forget about the men. I mean, you're not dirty! Well, it's not early, and there are a lot of people. Let's get down to business! There is a quasi-performance, and there is no retreat! ”