Dianhua: "Okay, Mr. Guo. Do you know what Liu Bei, Sun Jian, and Cao Cao are doing? ”

Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty: "Of course I know that Cao Cao's father Cao Teng, Liu Bei's father Liu Hong, and Sun Jian's father Sun Zhong and others have all served as a side-by-side king and a member of the Zhengyi product in this dynasty: the pharmaceutical supervisor Lang!" ”

Dian Hua: "Oh, what exactly does such a high official do?" ”

Emperor Han Ling's face was not red and his heart was not beating: "I am specifically responsible for the tasting of the red texture of the crane top." ”

Dian Hua: "Then the official luck is not prosperous!" ”

Emperor Han Ling: "Frightened! He died on his first day in office. ”

Dianhua: "No wonder they want to carve up your world"

As a result, Emperor Ling of Han took off the Pingtian crown on his head, leaking out the representative that represented his signature: peach-heart-shaped hair.

Dianhua: "Hey, Mr. Guo, why did you bring Tao Xintou too, don't you know that cutting hair is the most taboo in this era?" ”

Emperor Han Ling: "It doesn't matter, Li Lianying is my father, and Zhang Rang is my mother." None of them are taboo, what am I afraid of? ”

Dian Hua: "I'm beating you up when you're talking like this!" ”

Emperor Han Ling: "Fight, fight, I'm afraid of you!" ”

Then Emperor Han Ling took off his dragon robe, and saw all kinds of paintings drawn with a brush on the shirtless Emperor Han Ling. The left arm is painted with a green dragon, and the right arm is drawn with a white tiger. A dragon's head is drawn on the chest.

Emperor Ling of Han took out an old cow knife from his waist and shouted: "I have a green dragon on my left and a white tiger on my right, and the old cow is on my waist, and the dragon head is on my chest, people block and kill, and Buddha blocks and kills Buddha." ”

Li Lianying couldn't look at it, picked up a cup of tea on the table and splashed it at Emperor Han Ling and shouted: "Old Guo, I'm stunned again!" ”

Emperor Han Ling covered his face with his hands and said frantically while wiping: "Ah, who spit on my face, I hate leek egg filling the most!" ”

Seeing that the situation was wrong, Dianhua immediately knocked out Emperor Han Ling and said to Li Lianying, "What the hell is going on with Uncle Yan?" How could Mr. Guo be like this? ”

Li Lianying sighed and said, "Since Lao Guo came here, he has been controlled by Haoqiang everywhere. He's a puppet emperor at all! He has always hoped to use the best method to govern Huaxia. Let China not be humiliated by the nomads who are still uncivilized!

It's a pity that after being discovered, Haoqiang began to pick bones in his eggs. Even the difference between stepping out of the threshold with the left foot and stepping out of the threshold with the right foot is a thorn! Plus the failure of the emperor who killed the Three Kingdoms from the source. So he started to go crazy! I always thought I was still performing in a small theater. ”

Dianhua: "How is that possible?" ”

Uncle Yan: "It was Liu Hong who died, but Liu Bei was already born!" It was Sun Zhong who died, but Sun Jian ran away and pretended to be crazy and stupid until Lao Guo went crazy. As for the dead Cao Song, it was a stand-in pushed out by Haoqiang, and after Lao Guo went crazy, Cao Song came out and jumped! ”

Dian Hua: "Could it be that the Yellow Turban Army has no way to help him?" ”

Uncle Yan: "No! Even the Yellow Turban Army is completely controlled by Lao Guo! ”

Dianhua: "Impossible! ”

Uncle Yan: "Nothing is impossible!" Zhang Jiao, Zhang Liang, and Zhang Bao are also traversers, and they are still people from the Deyun Club, and they are the brothers of me and Lao Guo! ”

Dianhua: "You also have a traverser organization?" ”

Uncle Yan: "Yes, our traverser organization not only has the Yellow Turban Army but also the Jinyi Guard. And Zhang Jiao's daughter and son are also traversers who are dedicated to helping Lao Guo. Not only that, but ten of the 36 Qu Shuai under their command are traversers, or the hundred households of Jinyi Wei arranged according to their requirements! ”

Dian Hua had an idea, because yesterday there were new drugs for the treatment of the spirit in the elixir interface in the system mall, maybe Liu Hong was saved, and Mr. Guo was saved!

Dian Hua: "Uncle Yan, do you like to read time-traveling novels?" Do you know the traverser benefits inside? ”

Uncle Yan was overjoyed: "Is that the one?" Does it help Lao Guo? ”