Yuan Shao vomited blood

It's a pity that they didn't guess the beginning but guessed the end, please allow everyone to observe a three-second silence for these scumbags.

Dian Hua: "I'm sorry, we can't help it!"

Yuan Shao nodded and said, "Let's get down to business, let's get started!" Listen up: There are three masters in one township and two miles, and they don't know the four books, five classics and six meanings, and they dare to teach seven, eight or nine sons, which is very bold!"

Dian Hua: "Ten rooms and nine poor, I got eight taels and seven dollars, six cents and five millimeters and four cents, and I am still half-hearted and obscene!"

Even those doglegs were exclaiming: "How neat! It's amazing, after watching this scene, even if you die, you have no regrets. ”

Yuan Shao sneered in his heart when he heard this: Really? When I go back, I will send you to the western heaven immediately, and you will see you! You're welcome!

Yuan Shao: "In the picture, the dragon does not groan and the tiger does not roar, and the little civilians are ridiculous!"

Dian Hua: "In the chessboard, the car has no wheels and no horses, and the general is on guard!"

Everyone: "Good, good! That's right!"

Yuan Shao: "The warbler, the swallow, the swallow, the cui, the red, the red everywhere is harmonious!"

Dianhua: "Rain, rain, wind, flowers, leaves, leaves, and leaves every year in the twilight dynasty!"

Everyone: "Governor of Liaodong!" That's true! It is worthy of everyone. ”

Dogleg Zijia subconsciously gave orders to Yuan Shao and said: "Hurry up, kill him, kill him!"

Yuan Shao: "Ten thoughts, Sijun Siguo, Sisheji!"

Dianhua: "Eight eyes to appreciate, flowers, the moon and red clothes!"

Everyone: "Good, good ......"

Yuan Shao: "I am superior and majestic, showing a tiger courage!"

Dian Hua: "You are nasty, revealing half of the **!"

Yuan Shao: "The heir of my family of the military captain and the fourth and third princes will lose to you as a pariah?"

Yuan Shao: "Plant trees on your grave!"

Dianhua: "Ru's bathtub is to match the fish!"

Yuan Shao: "The fish fat fruit is ripe into my belly!"

Dianhua: "Your wife is here to cook!"

Is Dianhua a loser? He eats everything, but he doesn't suffer!

Dianhua: "It's my time for you to have so many questions." Listen up: smoke lock pond willow! ”

Yuan Shao: "I ......"

Dian Hua: "Heaven is a chessboard star, who dares to play?" Don't worry, there is: Wangjiang Liuwangjianglou Jiangliu Jianglou is eternal! ”

"It's not over! Also: The girl eats the duck head and the duck head is salty! ”

"Oh! I forgot, there is: in the deep mountains where the two apes are broken, the little monkey dares to see (sentence)? The above pairs, the correct answer to the one I not only fulfilled my promise, but also kowtowed three times and shouted at you three times, father. ”

Yuan Shao took a step back, spit out a mouthful of blood, and gritted his teeth: Let's go!

Dian Hua: "For the right son, it was originally for entertainment, but today Brother Yuan Shao vomited dozens of taels of blood, which is unprecedented, and the younger brother admires and admires!" By the way, didn't you just say madness? Fat! ”

Then Yuan Shao said: "Okay, just send it!" Then started urinating on the ground.

Yuan Shao continued: "Okay, there will be a period later." I see that your Yin Hall is black, as if there is bad luck and blood and light. So watch out for you: choking on eating, choking on water, falling on walking, sleeping nightmares. Reading books in series, running against the wall, encountering wolves in the wild, and becoming an old goat in the next life. Withdraw ......"

Then Yuan Shao ran away, and the dog had to follow. Dian Hua saw that Yuan Shao was still stubborn, so he opened his mouth to change the words of the Peking Opera "Qin Xianglian", and began to sing with the original singing tone:

"I gritted my teeth when I saw the strong man's anger. Bah! I walked up to me and scolded, you shameless and ruthless person! Don't pretend to be demented, there are three great sins in you:

The first crime is to rob the people on the street, you insult the governor and despise the court; The second sin is to raise eagles and dogs without permission to disobey their parents, and this disobedience is not filial piety; The third crime is to kill a concubine and kill a child, you force your wife to death, this is ruthless and unjust, wolf lungs and dog hearts! You, you, you are really loyal or unfaithful, filial piety or filial piety, benevolence or injustice, what kind of books do you read, what kind of person are you! I don't know that I have committed the great crime of the king's law! Now that you have come to Luoyang Mansion, Yuan Sikong will not spare this unrighteous person! ”