Liu Bei was triumphant, forgetting that he had already said his name just now, and then asked the boss to guess: "It's already very close, I'll give you another chance to guess!" ”

Boss: "Cai Wenji? ”

Liu Bei was furious: "You give me a little serious!" I'm a vicious kidnapper now! ”

Then Liu Bei took off the boss's blindfold: "Now you know who I am, right?" ”

The boss was more polite than Liu Bei imagined: "When we meet for the first time, please take care of me." ”

Liu Bei was half angry again: "It's the first time I met your sister!" I've been working for you for five years! ”

Liu Bei thought secretly: "Am I really so non-existent?" ”

The boss said, "Ah! Be prepared! It's you! Do you have anything to do with me? ”

Liu Bei was secretly moved: "Ah! In the face of my cruel kidnapping, the boss still affectionately called me by my name. Thinking about it this way, the boss feels pretty good except that he doesn't pay his salary. ”

Liu Bei then said: "Ah! Boss! I've been working for you since the fourth year of Emperor Ling......"

The boss said impatiently: "To the point, I'm busy!" ”

Liu Bei said: "Ah! Boss! That is true. I've been working for you for ten years. I have 1,800 yuan a year, and I get 8 out of 18, so you already owe me 180 yuan. I haven't eaten in days now, and everyone looks like a pancake! ”

Boss: "Why are they pancakes?" ”

Liu Bei: "Because the steamed buns are eaten with rice, that thing is carried when it is carried and porcelain!" ”

Boss: "So what? ”

Liu Bei: "I had no choice but to kidnap you this time, because I sincerely hope to get back my hard-earned money." ”

Boss: "Well, let's talk about it next time!" ”

Liu Bei habitually said: "Hey, okay! ”

Then Liu Bei nodded and was about to leave, when he felt that something was wrong, he came back with an axe and pointed at the boss.

Liu Bei: "Ah, that's not right! I'm kidnapping you! Whatever you say today, you will give me the arrears of wages! ”

The boss said very calmly: "Then what if I say that I won't give it to you?" Have you ever considered this situation?

So, you still don't think about the problem comprehensively enough. Moreover, your kidnapping and salary planning is not creative in itself.

Didn't give me a feeling of brightness. That's why I've been emphasizing innovation with you. High-end atmosphere and high-grade, crazy cool cock bombing! Do you understand? ”

Liu Bei was moved again stupidly: "Ah! In the face of my brutal kidnapping, my boss still sincerely guided me in the direction of progress. Thinking about it this way, the boss feels pretty good except that he doesn't pay his salary. ”

Liu Bei gave in, he said: "Boss, in fact, I don't mind paying in installments." If I can pay it off all at once, I can consider giving you a 95% discount. ”

The boss said thoughtfully, "Okay! However, I really have something to do today. Why don't you kidnap me again tomorrow, and we'll talk about it later?" Should you just work overtime! ”

Liu Bei threw away the axe angrily and said, "I kidnapped me and I still have a Mao class?" ”

Then Liu Bei pointed at the boss with his finger: "Do I still have dignity?" ”

The boss seemed to think about Liu Bei and said: "Young man, kidnapping and ransom is not a sustainable road!" Don't be too anxious for quick success, just follow me, it won't take long. can be promoted and raised, become a shopkeeper, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the peak of life. Thinking about it like this, isn't it still a little excited? ”

Liu Bei, who was stupid, was moved again: "Ah! In the face of my brutal kidnapping, my boss is still enthusiastic to help me plan for the future. Thinking about it this way, the boss feels pretty good except that he doesn't pay his salary. ”