"Yes, usually this guy has a very clever brain, and he is used to cheating on eating and drinking, why is his brain convulsive today."

"I ...... Burst! Liu Bei was so angry that he didn't hold back for a while, he came up in one breath and spit out a mouthful of blood. After vomiting blood, Liu Bei felt a little better. Then he hurried away, leaving everyone with an embarrassed figure.

Not far away, a red-faced man selling dates shook his head slightly, carrying his burden back to the street where he came. As a result, it was at this time that Dianhua returned, because he almost forgot the last chance to change the plot!

That is, he did not recruit Guan Yu in the original book! Sure enough, when he met the beautiful haired public relations Yu and wanted to leave, Dian Hua hurriedly grabbed him, and dragged him into Zhang Fei's manor without speaking.

As a result, after chatting, Dianhua found that Zhang Fei and Guan Yu were all traversers. So Guan Yu, Dian Wei, Dian Hua, and Zhang Fei prepared to bow down.

Because the plot that Dianhua saw in his previous life had ended from the moment he saw Guan Yu leaving. Therefore, there is no reward for making "Taoyuan Three Alliances" become "Taoyuan Four Alliances".

Dianhua said, "Witnesses are needed for worship!" ”

Zhang Fei: "I don't have a god statue here!" ”

Dianhua: "I have the traverser benefit, so I can take it out!" As a result, Dianhua made it bad and took out the statue of Guan Erye.

Dian Hua, Dian Wei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei began to burn incense and worship the statue of Guan Erye.

Dian Hua said: "Guan Erye and Dian Wei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei are brothers with different surnames, and from then on we will share blessings and difficulties, and I don't want to be born on the same day and month in the same year, but I want to die on the same day and month in the same year!" ”

Dian Wei and Zhang Fei also said the same type of thing. It was Guan Yu's turn, Guan Yu said: "Second Master Guan is on the ......" The more Guan Yu said, the more he felt wrong, and he couldn't say anything wrong. I can only finish the words.

Seeing Guan Yu worshipping himself, Dian Hua wanted to laugh very much. Guan Yu also thought about it now, and decided to pit Dianhua as well.

Guan Yu said: "We are all heroes and heroes, and we can't fall into clichés, so we can't use age to determine the size!" ”

Dian Wei: "What then?" Brother Guan, you say! ”

Guan Yu: "Okay? ”

Dianhua: "It's okay! You say! ”

Guan Yu: "I suggest something that is more exclusive to men than men!" ”

Dian Wei: "Only your sister! How did you come up with such a nasty idea? ”

Guan Yu: "Fuck your sister!" I'm talking about the length of the beard to determine the bro ranking! ”

In the end, Dian Hua and Dian Wei disagreed! Because they don't have any beards now!

In the end, it can only be ranked by the distance of peeing. In the end, Dian Hua is the eldest brother, Guan Yu is the second brother, Zhang Fei is the third brother, and Dian Wei is the fourth brother.

Dian Hua: "Third brother, do you have a wife?" ”

Zhang Fei: "I have a wife, sixty years older than me!" There are also twin sons Zhang Shao and Zhang Bao! ”

Dianhua: "Good guy! I just said that you are now twenty years old, and your wife is ninety-two! How did twins come about? ”

Zhang Fei: "What's ninety-two?" ”

Dianhua: "Didn't you say Sixty Years?" ”

Zhang Fei: "Let me ask you, what is the month of the month?" ”

Dianhua: "Upper, middle, lower thirty years!" ”

Zhang Fei: "My wife is sixty years older than me, what's wrong with this?" ”

Dianhua: "Then you said that you got two months old?" I was scared to death, I thought your daughter-in-law was ninety-two, and I watched her leave you a valuable property! ”

Zhang Fei: "You let people finish speaking, can it be done?" ”

Dianhua: "Okay, okay." ”