184: Huang Taiji turned out to be playing dead
Xuan Ye stood up: "Wanguan's family wealth is gone!" All spent. Ah, give me Amma this white lesson. ”
Pu Yi stopped doing it: "This can't work, relieving distress is relieving distress, what should we do today?" Spend half and keep half, and you have to get by. ”
As a result, the more the brothers talked, the more choked they became, and they were about to fight. Dianhua is a parent, of course, he has to pull the rack.
Dianhua: "Both! Don't make a fuss when you're dead on the ground. Otherwise, find a place in the middle of nowhere.
I'll get two huge iron cages. Inside, one of you slashes each other with an old knife. Whoever lasts alive listens to whom! ”
Xuan Ye's green muscles jumped out: "I didn't discuss, you know, I swear!" I have to do this according to me, and whoever stops me, hey, I am my grandson! ”
Pu Yi was more horizontal than him, and slapped the table: "You are a grandson, am I not a grandson?" Yes? Stop me, I'm a grandson! ”
Dian Hua sees that he has to take advantage of this cheapness!
Dianhua: "Two, two, if you want to make trouble with me again, it's a son!" ”
Ai Xin Jueluo, who has not spoken. Kuang: "Don't make trouble, ah! We'll do it. Don't you have a five-piece white cloth at home? took it out, made filial piety robes and hats, made them all ready, and sent a letter to everyone. ”
Seeing that the stupid brother had forgotten that it was acting, he could only report the obituary of the funeral, and relatives and friends from all walks of life came to mourn. Wreaths were sent to countless tents.
Write here: Paper ashes fly into white butterflies, and write there, blood and tears dyed into red cuckoos. Everyone wrote, Dian Hua can't be idle as a parent official, cut a piece of paper and write five big characters in the official script: "Laughing at the poor and not laughing at the prostitute" is pasted in the legitimacy.
Next to the gate, there is also a Dianhua writing, four big characters in a boxy box: "The sky has eyes". Phew! It's not: "Forgive me!" ”
It's all done, and I'll change the old man's clothes.
Dian Hua muttered: "It's been a few days in bed, and this body is rancid." The armpits are all cumin-scented. ”
Then, the large wood pot is set up and the fire is lit. After a while, just listen to "Gurgling ......"
When Dianhua looked at it, it turned out that the water was boiling. Then Dianhua took off a large bare arm and exchanged it for some items. Anyway: a big leather bag and rubber shoes.
Like a braised pig's hair, he took off Huang Taiji's body. Wipe it, scrub it, wash it, wash it. Take the iron shavings and pour 84 disinfectant liquid.
I was about to wash it clean, so I put on the wrap and the whole Diamond Sutra Dhara Sutra quilt, as well as bleached cloth and high water socks.
Yehnara who played dead. Huang Taiji couldn't help it! Huang Taiji jumped up, and all the relatives and friends except for the Yuan people ran away! Huang Taiji cheated the corpse!
Huang Taiji looked at the coffin of the golden silk nanmu on the side with complicated eyes. I didn't expect that people would do their own funerals without dying!
The coffin with three coats of lacquer is: hanging gold edges, the blessing character on the head, stepping on the lotus flower, and the flat characters of Song style written in white paint on the inside of the coffin head, which read: "Qin Feng Deng Shilang Yehe Nara Taigong Emperor Taiji".
Huang Taiji couldn't wait to kick it to pieces, and then kick the three rebels to death! Why do you go over the top of acting? Bastard!
Huang Taiji knelt down to Dian Hua with a puff: "Lord Dian, I am willing to give ten thousand family wealth." Don't toss the old age! ”
Dian Hua obviously didn't know that Huang Taiji was pretending to be dead, and now the second monk was puzzled and said, "Who said I wanted your money?" ”
Huang Taiji's heart suddenly burst: "Do you still want to send out the army?" Spare your life! ”