Tao Qian began to delusional, and the picture was:

The little brother of the interview: "Adult, you are so amazing! It's a legend in the realm of princes! ”

Tao Qian: "Hahahahaha......"

As a result, the little brother No. 1 took one of his boxes of copper coins and flipped through them to look at them

Little Brother No. 1: "It's all stones." It's just two hundred dollars, which is very easy to collect. ”

Tao Qian: "This is the protection fee collected in the quarry, which is very rare. That one...... Why are you so greedy for money? I don't like to be tired! Let's go! ”

The second brother came for an interview

Tao Qian showed his tattoo, which was tattooed by a Taoist priest, a Hello Kitty, a faucet, and a pleasant goat. There is also a wooden knife on Tao Qian's waist.

Tao Qian: "The most important thing for our vassal states is to have tattoos. Look at me, the left dragon head and the right white tiger old cow are in the waist, and the dragon head is in the chest"

Little Brother No. 2: "Isn't that a sheep?" ”

Tao Qian looked at his chest in surprise: "Huh? No, it doesn't matter. The most important thing is to have a tattoo! ”

The second brother pulled open his shirt, and the second brother said: "Are you talking about this kind of tattoo?" ”

Tao Qian saw that it was Guan Yu! Now Guan Yu, who is in Liaodong County, feels offended!

Tao Qian was very embarrassed: "As the saying goes, the body is the parent who suffers from the skin. How can a person who doesn't even cherish his own body love the whole world? Let's go! I don't like Thunder! ”

The third brother came for an interview

Tao Qian: "In our vassal states, the most important thing is to have skills. Look at me! ”

Then Tao Qian took out the fruit knife, spread his palm on the table, and the tip of the knife kept interspersing back and forth between his fingers, and the palm was not damaged at all.

Tao Qian said triumphantly: "See? It's about having this kind of superb skill. to be able to gain a foothold in my vassal state. ”

Little Brother Three: "Excuse me, is this any use?" ”

Tao Qian was also thinking: "Huh? Right! What's the use of that? ”

Tao Qian immediately reacted: "It's not important. The most important thing is that the underworld must be proficient in the use of props. ”

Then Tao Qian took out a fruit knife and said, "Now I'll teach you the real art of killing!" ”

Tao Qian pointed the fruit knife at the little brother No. 3 who was interviewing. As a result, the third brother put the knife against Tao Qian's neck with his backhand.

Tao Qian yelled: "Ah......... It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurt......s, it hurt

After the younger brother let go, Tao Qian said, "You are too rude. Now that long weapons are so developed, fruit knives have long been outdated. Have you ever seen the eighteen weapons? ”

Tao Qian sneered and took out the portrait to show: "This is the Emei thorn, this is a three-pointed two-edged knife, what about this......"

Little Brother No. 3 didn't know where to take out the Fang Tian Painting Halberd, and the tip of the halberd was aimed at the ceiling.

Little Brother Three: "Is it such a weapon?" ”

Tao Qian looked at him in surprise, he suddenly stabbed up, and a board on the ceiling fell and hit Tao Qian's head, and Tao Qian's head fell to the ground bleeding.

Tao Qian: "I don't like you at all. ”

Tao Qian never expected that he would finally recruit a younger brother.

The younger brother regards money as dung, and when he goes crazy, several big men can't get close. And never questioned him. Belch...... The younger brother is a Chihua, and Tao Qian is still touching it.

Tao Qian: I like Lei very much!

Dog barking: "Woohoo ......"

Opponent: "Let's talk about the conditions!" Bastard! ”

Chihuahuas sat on Tao Qian's lap and barked wildly at each other!

Tao Qian muttered to himself: "Hehe, I feel a lot more confident!" ”

Of course, Tao Qian was beaten again this time! Observe three minutes of silence for him. Amen!