He Jin introduced Liangzhou Dong Zhuo to escort! In the end, Dong Zhuo proclaimed himself prime minister and coerced the Son of Heaven to order the princes. He even lived in the palace and slept with Empress He on the dragon bed of Emperor Ling of Han.

Cao Cao was born as a wealthy person, and after being a eunuch, he resolutely assassinated Dong Zhuo with the seven-star treasure knife. It's a pity that the fat is too thick and didn't die.

How fat was Dong Zhuo, but as a result, the divine weapons were not killed? Anyway, he was sitting in a large circle of chairs, and all the flesh on his body was flowing out, and the guards around him stuffed the meat into the empty space of the chair. It's all stuffed, and when you need to stand up. Dong Zhuo needed to stand up, and the guard was now pulling down the chair.

Now Dong Zhuo is in the court: "Just yesterday, His Majesty Liu Wei's article won unanimous praise from the great Confucians of the whole empire, and the title of the article is "My Emperor's Father", and all the ministers have a lot of encouragement! Otherwise, the family will be exterminated! The Yuan family did not respond and was exterminated.

At the same time, Yuan Shu, who was outside Luoyang, heard that his family had been exterminated by Dong Zhuo, so he called on all the princes in the world to crusade against Dong Zhuo. Dian Hua, Zhang Fei, and Guan Yu are shopping. Meet a tea shed. The three of them had a tea break.

Zhang Fei: "Boss, have a glass of boiling water and add some ice!" "The boss almost beat Zhang Fei. It's good to know Dianhua, otherwise it's another bloody case. When they finished their tea, the three of them saw a fortune teller. Three people go to fortune telling

Dianhua: "What about me?" ”

Fortune teller: "You, white-faced and white-hearted!" ”

Guan Yu: "Me? ”

Fortune teller: "Red face and red heart!" ”

Guan Yu: "Third brother, don't forget it. Otherwise, you'll be miserable! "The three of them were leaving. The fortune teller told them not to go.

Fortune teller: "I have a magic weapon that can test people's minds. "The three of them decided to take it a test. Then the fortune teller took out a mirror.

Dianhua: "What about me?" ”

Magic weapon: "Extremely smart!" ”

Guan Yu: "Me? ”

Magic weapon: "Very smart, too!" ”

Zhang Fei: "What about me?" ”

Magic Weapon: "Please don't joke with stones, thank you!" ”

Zhang Fei was furious, but fortunately Guan Yu reminded him that Zhang Fei represented Dianhua's face. Zhang Fei turned his head and left.

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The matter just passed, and then Dianhua's headache came again, because someone reported it. Xi Zhicai was beaten in the hospital. After Dian Hua arrived, he didn't see anyone, and Xi Zhi, who had a blue nose and swollen face, came back at night.

When I asked, I found out that Xi Zhicai had recently stayed up late and smoked, so his liver was bad and he was treated in a medical center. As a result, I still smoke in the clinic!

The doctor was a woman, and when he saw Xi Zhicai smoking, he reminded him: "Be careful of your liver!" ”

Looking at the drama again, Zhicai said with a lewd expression on his face: "Little baby! "As a result, I was caught by my husband! His friend was also nearby. Four or five big men chased after the drama talents.

Running and running, Xi Zhicai ran into a graveyard. Xi Zhicai had an idea, and lay on top of a mound. These people watched Xi Zhicai lie on a grave and did not move, and asked Xi Zhicai what was going on.

Xi Zhicai said: "I'm home, are you still chasing?" Time flies! As soon as the eyes are closed and opened, a day has passed, and the eyes have not been closed, and a lifetime has passed! ”

Frightened, these people turned around and ran. This is not a joke to dare to come back. A few days later, Yan Liang and Wen Chou defected. and brought the news that Yuan Shu called on the princes to crusade against Dong Zhuo.

Because Wen Chou is a traverser, then Dianhua named Wen Chou as the Earth Star Purple Haired Uncle. Wen Chou ! Another was also named a hanging guest star: Yan Liang.

Mojia has now hammered out qualified machine tool products with a hammer little by little according to the drawings!

So Dian Hua took out the formal rifle drawings and asked the Mo family to produce them urgently, of course, there must be overtime wages.

It is worth mentioning that now the Han almost uses paper money. Because it is strong and lightweight. Because Dianhua added plastic to the banknotes.

Immediately afterwards, Dian Hua went to the school he helped Mr. Shui Jing and Sima Hui to see.