Four British battles against Yuan Shao?

The inertia of history is really powerful! Gone Lu Fengxian, here comes Yuan Fengxian! Dong Zhuo could happily say before he died: "Where is my son Fengxian?" ”

Dian Hua asked: "Did Yuan Shao have a father-in-law before Dong Zhuo?" ”

Hua Xiong said: "Lord, Yuan Shao had a father-in-law before, called Ding Yi, and later he wanted to have an affair with his father-in-law, but people didn't agree. Ding Yi was killed and dedicated to Dong Zhuo! ”

Dian Hua sighed secretly: "Good guy! Just anger him once, and his sexual orientation will change! It's horrible! ”

Yuan Shao saw Dian Hua at the city gate, and he came out with his troops. After coming down, Yuan Shao named and said that he wanted to duel with Dian Hua!

Zhang Fei couldn't help but rush up and fight for fifty rounds in a row. Later, Guan Yu and Zhao Yun also went into battle! Liu Bei thought that Yuan Shao was going to die, so he shamelessly rushed up to pick up the leak.

Who knows that Yuan Shao is getting braver and braver, and he doesn't know what stimulants Yuan Shao has eaten. Dianhua decided to anger Yuan Shao.

Dian Hua painted his face as Bao Gong's face, holding a piece of paper in one hand and shouting: "Yuan Shao, you killed your wife and children, and the evidence and material evidence are all there." Still not pleading guilty? ”

Then Dian Hua began to sing, of course, singing part of "Qin Xianglian" Bao Gongquan Chen Shimei: "Yuan Shaoye, you take a closer look: it says that Qin Xianglian is thirty-two years old, suing the school captain Lang of the dynasty, bullying the king, despising the emperor, and repenting of the marriage of the man to recruit the east bed." Kill the concubine and destroy the heir, and force the wife to die in the temple. Pledged the paper to the lobby of a certain place! ”

Soy Sauce Party: "Okay! Don't you bother to change your name, do you? ”

Yuan Shao was already difficult to defeat the four people, but he was angry with the slut and spit blood. He rushed out of the encirclement and fled back to Luoyang, and the tiger prison was naturally broken.

Next, the alliance of princes broke Luoyang. It's a pity that Dong Zhuo burned Luoyang early and retreated to Chang'an, proclaimed himself Xiangguo, canonized the Marquis of Yi, widely spread his cronies, and called Santai.

Dianhua looked for the heirloom jade seal in the ruins of the Luoyang Palace. This thing is said to have been made by He's Bi, and it reads: "Ordered by the sky, both longevity and eternal prosperity", representing the emperor's orthodoxy.

There is also this thing that is very recognizable, and it was broken by the Empress Dowager of the Western Han Dynasty, and later Wang Mang inlaid a corner with gold. It should have been Sun Jian's go, but it was still a hot potato.

But Dianhua won't give you the jade seal, you have the ability to bite me! Sure enough, according to the historical records, this thing was found in the bones of the palace people in a well.

Dian Hua smiled evilly, and used his mana to dig out a cloud of artificial fertilizer in the toilet. With the continuous imprinting and prohibition of mana, this mass of artificial fertilizer slowly became exactly the same as the jade seal.

Even the in the corners, the yellow rusty gold corners. This thing will only last for about ten and a half years. In other words, not long after Cao Cao gets back the jade seal, this thing will turn back into Yoneda Gong! Put the fake jade seal and the corpse of the palace man back, and Dian Hua left. A few days later, Sun Jian got the Great Han Jade Seal, which was later forcibly replaced by Yuan Shu.

Who called Guangling Taishou Xu Xuan is a villain! There is also what Dian Hua didn't expect was that Dong Zhuo was killed by Yuan Shao on May 22 a year later, and his reason was: "Who told you Dong Zhuo to make my reputation even more stinky, and I was angry and injured internally!" ”

Anyway, Dian Hua didn't care about anything, anyway, he and his subordinates just didn't shoot a single shot, and there was no victory in killing or wounding a single person!

After going back, Liaodong is even more prosperous! The heroes took refuge one after another, such as Yang Cheng, Yang Hu, Yang Mi, and Yang Tan, and as a result, they collectively "mutinied" the next day.

Dianhua also gave them the title of god, as follows:

Western Shang Supreme Jinde Gou Chen Xinhuang Emperor: Yang Cheng

The East Corner Supreme Mude Immortal Forest Emperor Emperor: Yanghu

Beiyu Wusui Dejiang River Miao Emperor: Sheep Secret

Emperor Yan of the Southern Levy Supreme Fire Dexing Yanyan: Yang Tan

In addition, there are many people who have "defected" after taking refuge, such as: Tianyongxing Dadao. Sima Yi...... Even Zhang Fei's family and Guan Yu's family also "mutinied"!