Adou lay on the ground and said, "Now that I'm falling by myself, it should be okay now, right?" ”

Liu Bei Due to the laws of nature, Adou was sucked into Liu Bei's arms! In this way, Liu Bei fell again: "For you, the harmful Cao army is coming!" ”

Liu Bei muttered to himself: "Alas, the laws of nature really can't be changed!" ”

Adou never expected that he would finally break the laws of nature, and his father would never drop him again.

Liu Bei: "I really won't drop you again, I swear!" ”

Adou said with relief: "Great, my father has finally come to his senses." ”

Adou, wake up! Wake up, Adou! I swear...... Wake up, Adou!

Adou found out that he had been thrown to death, what a dignified life!

At the same time, Dianhua was very happy. Because he has actually controlled everything north of the Yangtze River. At the same time, Dianhua is really happy because of the appearance of cars and tanks.

Dianhua took a car and started to drive. Dian Hua had just gotten out of the car when a voice came: "Yo! As soon as the car door opened, the big brother rushed out, and the driver was still holding your ...... behind."

Dian Hua saw that it was Guan Yu who was angry and said, "Second brother, what you said is that the driver came out to walk the dog!" ”

Guan Yu: "No, you have a big gold chain around your waist, 140 catties!" ”

Dianhua: "Go to the side and cool off!" Do you think I'm putting a yoke on myself? ”

Guan Yu: "The driver is behind you and gives you a cable." Oh, I can't open my eyes when I stand in front of me, look at this person with jewels."

Dianhua: "Yes! How to be jealous? Who told you to take the initiative to go undercover to Liu Bei's side? ”

Guan Yu: "Frightened! Wearing this suit, you can't get it without 30,000 or 50,000 yuan! ”

Dianhua: "Less nonsense! With the third brother! Drink and go! There are 3D movies recently, so go after drinking! ”

Guan Yu: "What is a 3D movie?" ”

Dianhua: "It's just that it wasn't taken by the second brother!" ”

Guan Yu: "You mean that I actually made a plane movie?" ”

Dian Hua: "Maybe it's not you, it's Zhu Bajie?" ”

Guan Yu: "Get out!" That's the second senior brother! It's not the second brother! ”

Dian Hua hid his embarrassment and said to the pear seller next to him: "Boss, is this pear sweet?" ”

The pear seller said, "Sweet! ”

Dian Hua said with a beating: "Oh, I don't want it, I don't like to eat pears!" ”

The boss of the pear seller said angrily: "Look at your girls who are angry and still wear skirts!" Just know you're not a good person! ”

Dian Hua looked down: "Isn't this beach pants?" Creak! It's a mismatch! Oops! I said there was no crotch in the aisle! Sister, why do you say that?"

Pear Selling Boss: "Get Out!" Lao Tzu is a pure man! And you think you're a celebrity? Playing tricks around! ”

Dian Hua: "Although I am not a celebrity, but like the countries around us, like Luzon, Japanese slaves, Hami, Tibetan, and Rakshasa, ha...... I've never been. ”

The pear seller stopped talking. Because if you talk again, maybe what this slut in front of you will say next will be even more annoying! ”

Dianhua asked the melon seller next to him: "Boss, is the melon sweet?" ”

The melon seller saw that the slut who was playing tricks just now came to find him again! The face is almost as long as a rolling pin: "Get out!" ”

Dianhua: "Boss! Harmony makes money! I asked you if the melon was sweet, and you answered that it was over? ”

The owner of the melon seller said, "Are you blind? Momordica charantia! Do you say sweet or not? Guan Yu was speechless! He looked at the ground as if the ants were his relatives.

Guan Yu's subtext is: "I don't know this second goods!" ”