Dian Hua also saw it, not only what Guan Yu said, but there were also liquor, beer, red wine, rice wine, and side dishes on the table, and the old man was in the house, put together four tables, and sat and ate.

It's heart-pickling! Dianhua thought that the old man was still in good spirits at that time! That's a red face! Now he's 89 years old!

It's just that the mouth full of teeth is missing, and there is still one tooth left, but what about eating, and the teeth are stuffed!

Soy sauce party: "One tooth left?" ”

Dian Hua replied: "He eats lotus root in his eyes!" ”

At this time, Zhang Fei's father, Zhang Hao, saw Guan Yu and said, "Ah Hua and Xiao Yu are here?" Yo! Dianhua's clothes are good today! Shirt with a big pointed collar, black pants, white calfskin shoes, yo! This smell is sprayed with four catties of perfume, right? ”

Dian Hua: "How can it be judged?" ”

Zhang Hao: "Anyway, it smells like stealing sheep feces!" What kind of perfume is this? ”

Dian Hua: "Wang Shouyi! ”

Zhang Hao: "Who went out to spray a condiment?" You're kidding, right? ”

Dianhua: "It was you old scumbag who made the joke first!" ”

Guan Yu: "Big brother, you're not right!" How can you scold your elders? ”

Dian Hua: "I'm guilty, I'm sorry for the vast number of people who have worked hard, it's me who has caught a cold recently!" It's a little nasal and can't be said clearly! ”

Zhang Hao: "How is Xiao Yu doing lately?" ”

Guan Yu: "It's a little bad! Bad luck! ”

Zhang Hao: "Yo, Guan Yu! Knowing that you're not doing well, I'm relieved! ”

Guan Yu: "Are you an elder?" How do you speak? ”

Zhang Hao: "I mean you don't have a good time, so you can show my ability!" ”

Guan Yu: "How to solve it?" ”

Zhang Hao: "You go out and play hooligan!" ”

Guan Yu: "It should be a target, right?" ”

Zhao Hao: "It's not called a hooligan?" ”

Guan Yu: "I'm so old, and I'm still a hooligan?" ”

Zhang Hao: "After you go out, find one to look beautiful behind you, and then say: Little girl, give the uncle a smile."

This girl must be ugly, and she will look at you with contempt! I also gathered these four hairs......"

Guan Yu: "I'll be shocked in the end!" So I'm transferred? ”

Zhang Hao: "No! The woman will look at you and shout, "Catch the scoundrel!" You're going to be a thief! Run! This happened in Hegang, three minutes, you arrived at the Songhua River! Then you squatted next to the Songhua River and rested for a while and stuck out your tongue! As a result, I accidentally licked my tongue on the tree! And then stick your tongue to the tree! Then you're happy! ”

Guan Yu: "Are you talking?" Am I a dog? Still sticking out your tongue when it's hot? In the end, my tongue stuck to the tree, and I was still happy? Ignore you! ”

Zhang Hao: "I'm sorry! The joke has passed! I play the three strings and apologize to you! ”

Then Zhang Hao played the three strings with an intoxicated face, good guy! A good three-stringed hard pop-up horror movie special instrument: the sound of the water organ! Dianhua and Guan Yu's goosebumps are out!

Guan Yu: "Old man! Stop playing! I've seen other people play strings, and I've seen you play strings. I don't know if I should say it, but I said it...... Your skill in playing the three strings, it has to be worthy of the strings! ”

Zhang Hao didn't care about it, and began to eat with a smile and said, "Come!" Pour a glass and come! Two little bees, come to ......"

The two of them fell asleep at Mr. Zhang Hao's! At night, Dianhua didn't have the nightmare of the Hongmeng world! I dreamed that I was doing a pedicure. The podiatrist said very scarfiedly: "Alas, why don't I do you a full set of eye exercises!" ”