Facts have proved that Bai Zhantang is a tragedy now! Because Diao Chan used a barge gun! I saw Diao Chan put the shell gun horizontally, and the pistol rang out six times in a row.

The bullet hit Bai Zhantang in a fan, and Bai Zhantang became a bloody man! It did not occur to him that there was something in the world that was a thermal weapon. I didn't expect Diao Chan's thermal weapon to play so well!

So this incident tells us: pickling girls is risky, and you need to be cautious in love!

The other side. Liu Wei succeeded in seizing power, and Cao Pi was exiled. As a result, Liu Wei, who had not been beaten by society, went hunting alone in the mountains outside Xuchang.

Lu Zhi: "Oh no! Wang Sikong! His Majesty the Emperor is lost! I didn't come home all night yesterday, and I can't be seen today. ”

Wang Yun: "Lost?" Yo! I understand! I must have drunk too much yesterday, and now I can't tell which dung heap to vomit! ”

Lu Zhi, a scholar, was angry: "That's fucking you!" His Majesty the Emperor never drinks! I never go to the dung heap, in my opinion! There must be no money to repay the debt, so the creditor will deduct it! ”

Wang Yun also said politely: "That's fucking you!" In my opinion...... That must have been a strong man for the princes! ”

Lu Zhi: "Fart! Who dares to catch His Majesty the Emperor Zhuangding, if you want me to say! You've met a human trafficker! ”

Wang Yun: Fart! Who would dare to betray His Majesty the Emperor? It's someone who dares to sell it! Who would dare to buy it? ”

Lu Zhi: "Why doesn't anyone dare to buy it?" Sun Quan dared to buy it! ”

Wang Yun: "Sun Quan still needs to buy it?" Wu Guo directly gave him ......"

Lu Zhi: "Don't those princes need to coerce the Son of Heaven to order the princes?" ”

Wang Yun: "Then let's not worry!" ”

Emperor Han Xian deserved to be unlucky when he encountered these two rough nerves! Seven days later, Wang Yun went to Daoxianglou to eat.

Daoxianglou's shopkeeper Sun: "Ouch, hey! Wang Situ, are you really here? ”

Wang Yun: "Didn't I really come?" What do you mean? ”

Shopkeeper Sun: "Someone told me early this morning that you were coming, but I still don't believe it!"

Wang Yun: "Then what do you not believe?" ”

Shopkeeper Sun: "You can hang it!" Said you came to pay the bill! ”

Wang Yun: "Didn't you say that it would be paid back in five or six days?"

Shopkeeper Sun: "It's been almost a week!" ”

Wang Yun: "That's not right! It's only three days! ”

Shopkeeper Sun: "It was five or six days!" ”

Wang Yun: "I hate that word!" That's five or six days! ”

Shopkeeper Sun: "Hurry up and pay back!" You're richer than us in a small business, aren't you? ”

Wang Yun: "Smack! I smacked him all the shit in his face! You're going to let me pay back the money and dream, right? ”

Shopkeeper Sun: "I dreamed of you last night!" ”

Wang Yun: "Dreaming of me?" What did you dream about me? ”

Shopkeeper Sun: "I dreamed that you paid off all the debts!" Wang Yun: "Ouch! That's great! Then we'll be clear! ”

There was a commotion outside, and Wang Yun hurriedly ran out. I clearly don't want to pay back!

Yang Baolu, the chef of Daoxiang Building, looked at Wang Yun's back and said, "It's getting worse and worse now!" First-class hooligans, two bandits, Emperor Laozi, Imperial Forest Guards, left and right Jinwu, big officials, relatives, biological sons, street patrol teams, all eat without paying!

Shopkeeper Sun: "In addition to our own son, who else do we dare to provoke?!" ”

Wang Yun is also bitter in his heart! Cao Cao didn't send his own Fenglu at all! Now I can't wait to carry two catties of cut cakes with me. Preparing for a cake-cutting contest with his wife...... The dignified Confucianism market scoundrels eat white food, and they want others to collect debts! Lost the face of Confucianism!

Ay! Holding garlic blight, vines, crows, trees, small bridges and flowing water. The ancient road west wind thin horse sunset, broken intestine in the hospital.