Lu Bu: "Don't say it again, I really haven't been a woman!" It's good to really become a big beauty! It's better to be the emperor's concubine! The domineering president version of the emperor will spoil me! The six palaces have no color, and the king will not be early from now on! In the future, I will write a book called: "The Domineering Emperor Falls in Love with Me"! ”

Dian Hua: "If you want me to fulfill your dream, please Hua Tuo to give you a sex change!" What do you think? I will spoil you when I ascend the throne! ”

Lu Bu: "You are transgender!" The Queen Mother is also good! Anyway, I'm going to cross over into a beauty, not transgender! Then pull out your gun and kill yourself! ”

I saw Dian Hua pouting and shaking his head left and right: "Tut-tut!" ”

Lu Bu: "What are you doing?" ”

Dianhua: "It's okay! I'm studying how people kiss themselves! You go on! ”

Lu Bu: "Next, a mirror will appear in front of me!" There's a beautiful woman in the mirror, this one looks good!

Sai Yang Guifei, Chao Zhao Feiyan, looking down on Wang Zhaojun! The sinking fish and geese, the closed moon and the shy flowers do not have this one-ten-thousandth of the waves! ”

Dianhua: "It's beautiful!" Go back and read more! What about college students? Pui Chi University's bar! ”

Lu Bu: "This is a fake word!" Anyway, I'm holding the foundation and puffing myself on! Lipstick too! I'm looking at it! The curtain was raised, and a stupid big man came in! He held the knife in his hand and said: Sister-in-law, Wu Song has something to say! ”

Dianhua: "Wow! Xiao Pan, Jin Lian'er! Good fellow, this is for revenge! I don't know if it was Ximenqing or Xiaowu who just killed? ”

Lu Bu: "Whether it's "Water Margin" or "Golden Plum", my life is really miserable! The knife rushed to the tip of my heart, and I hugged his hand and said: Wu Song, I still have a wish before I die! I've become a woman, and I'm going to be a woman who leans toward the opposition in the crossing. When I opened my eyes again, I was in the Qing Dynasty again! Sit on the Golden Luang Temple! ”

Dianhua: "Huh! Galeries Lafayette? Empress Dowager Cixi? ”

Lu Bu: "Yes! There are a lot of small bead curtains in front of me, and there is a small emperor sitting in my head, and I understand! I said, "Little plum!" It's the big eunuch Li Lianying! As a result, Li Lianying looked back! I'm happy! ”

Dian Hua: "Don't tell me it's Teacher Yan Qian!" ”

Lu Bu: "Of course not! It's Brother Dian Wei! ”

Dianhua: "What's next?" Didn't you say you crossed because of the lightning split? If you don't make it clear, I'll make you a regular attendant! ”

Lu Bu: "Yes! Didn't I poison each other with Emperor Tongzhi and die on the same day?

I just came back and wanted to go out to breathe, and I just got downstairs that there was a second fool with the surname of the dictionary, and the aftermath killed me! ”

Dianhua: "Do you know the truth?" ”

Lu Bu: "Yes! I guess! ”

Dianhua: "No! I'm going to kill my mouth! ”

Lu Bu knew that Dianhua was joking, so he covered his head and covered his face, waiting to be beaten.

Lu Bu also said cheaply: "Let's shoot on the eighth road!" Do you think that a traitor can do it as a person? You don't have to be human! Lao Tzu, I will be a good man again in 20 years...... Traitor! ”

Dian Hua learned the tone of the Dongying Imperial Army like two fools: "Livestock is needed to establish a royal paradise, and livestock is needed to maintain a new order!" In short, the imperial army and the cattle cannot be separated! The Imperial Army will treat the countrymen's cattle as their own brothers! Therefore, if there are livestock, there must be an imperial army. So the Imperial Army is equivalent to livestock! Do you drip? ”

Lu Bu: "Village Chief Guo, your Guojia Village is a model village, and I hope that the livestock there are also model animals, understand?" ”

Dianhua: "That's! Is that! Livestock? It's all for the Winter Shit Emperor! ”