243: Fire and Water Disaster
Jia Gui was shocked: "What? Shouldn't their stronghold be Yizhou? Although my information is delayed, how many times has it been approved? ”
Shi Yijin said: "Don't mention your broken intelligence!" When did your information get right? Every time I listen to your intelligence, I then send troops to Datang to make trouble and loot, and all the soldiers are lost! ”
Jia Gui: "Tell me how you were robbed?" ”
Shi Yijin said: "There are still ten miles away from the city of rest, and I will fall asleep!" I woke up with a commotion! As soon as he opened his eyes, he found Shi Qingshan wearing golden chain mail standing alone in the middle of the road! ”
Jia Gui: "How did you do it?" ”
Shi Yijin: "I said: Brothers! Copy guys! Then my brothers and I all raised our guns! ”
Jia Gui: "The copyist was robbed?" ”
Shi Yijin: "That's right! Don't you raise your weapons above your head? ”
Jia Gui: "Huh? Surrender your weapons?! ”
Shi Yijin: "The brothers didn't want to pay, but they couldn't stand what Shi Qingshan said: surrender and don't kill!" ”
Jia Gui: "You can do it, isn't he alone?" ”
Shi Yijin: "I also want to fight with him!" But as soon as he said that, I thought, there's no need to compete with him! ”
Jia Gui: "You just watched him move his property away?" ”
Shi Yijin: "Me? I didn't give him a good face at the time: want to pick something? Do you have to move it yourself? ”
Jia Gui: "You ......"
Shi Yijin: "And that! I laughed at him and said, "You can't move, can you?" You won't pull it away in a carriage, will you? ”
Jia Gui: "You know a fart!" Boy! You're afraid you won't be able to snatch it, are you? ”
Shi Yijin: "It's all to blame for your inaccurate intelligence!" It was not made clear that the Tang Dynasty army was divided into pieces, and a small team of ten people was engaged in guerrilla warfare in the hinterland of the Great Demon Country! ”
Jia Gui: "Yo! You're all fine! When you're fine, your brother is long and your brother is short, and when your brother is in trouble, who cares about you? There are interests for you to run ahead, and there is a black cauldron thrown at me, right? ”
Shi Yijin: "What's wrong?" Not your fault? Is it our fault for resting, smoking, peeing? ”
Jia Gui: "It's your fault!" Before leaving, Zhou Banxian told you a long time ago! You're in trouble this time! ”
Shi Yijin: "Then you tell me, there is water and fire in here?" ”
Jia Gui: "Smoking and peeing are not fire and water? I'm telling you! If you throw the pot at me again, then there will be no one in the Great Demon Kingdom that I dare not fight! ”
Then Jia Gui changed his tone and said, "Except for the Demon Lord and Tang Bing!" ”
After Yuan Shao learned about this incident, he had a headache and ordered Gongsun to collect the wish tax. It is worth mentioning that the Wish Tax, which is to set how much money or equivalent items each person pays.
You can choose whether to pay it or not, but if you don't pay it, you will be given small shoes to wear! At the same time, Dianhua and his army had already advanced like a bamboo, looking at the wind and descending along the way.
Because every place needs to be tried by the public to oppress the bullies, it is a bit slow! At the same time, Yuan Shao decided to convene all the generals of the Great Demon Kingdom to discuss in Dingxiang Building! I guess it's the second stupidest thing he's ever done in his life!
What? What's the first thing? Of course, it's a bad guy (Hokkien: bad guy)! Jia Gui accepted Yuan Shao's order and came to Dingxiang Building to convey and eat by the way.
Boss Qin of Dingxianglou is the code name of Tianzhong's thousand households: Night Stalker. Shopkeeper Qin said, "Oops! Great Demon King Jia, how diligent is you? Break the new threshold! This was trampled on by King Jia and only changed for a few days? ”