In fact, Dian Hua thinks that this guy is actually moral, and he is still dignified except for being black!

So Dian Hua wanted to tease him: "Good guy! Are you? ”

The spirit dog hurriedly knelt down and prostrated down and said, "Please forgive the emperor!" ”

Dianhua: "Alright! I can accomplish your dreams! But you'll have to get the princess herself to agree! But if you use unfair means! Boom! ”

Spirit Dog: "Don't dare!" ”

Dianhua: "Don't dare? In other words, do you want to use improper means? ”

Greyhound: "Please forgive me for my words!" ”

Dian Hua felt bored and said, "Okay! If you can improve the princess's food, clothing, and shelter, I will spare you! ”

The reason why Dian Hua said this is because the greyhounds love to make bizarre inventions! Who knew that the two fools of the spirit dog actually got a hot air balloon for himself!

Is hot air balloon related to princess travel? The princess doesn't need to go far at all, okay? Unexpectedly, the hot air balloon caught fire!

The greyhound, which was exactly the same as the parachute, opened the immortal umbrella and descended from the sky, and also made two banners with the words "Ouchi Secret Agent loves to drink his daughter's red" and "Chengxi Wine Shop Sponsorship"

Dian Hua is angry! Everybody's worried about you, okay! You play with ads. So Dianhua is ready to scare him!

Dianhua: "Hmph! What I hate the most is to casually add advertisements in the play and pull them out to cut them! ”

The wolf-like royal guard was pushed out of the noon gate by the spirit dog, and a ghost head knife shook from his head, startling him and it was over!

Tongueless came to him and told him, and the emperor said: "It's okay to advertise, so if it causes damage to the people and the royal majesty, be careful of money!" ”

It should be mentioned here that tongueless is a temporary eunuch made with a drug, and if one day he wants to retire, he can take medicine to restore male function.

Later, the greyhound unexpectedly "invented" something similar to a flush toilet. unexpectedly alarmed Xu Zhu, Cheng Yu, and Xiahou Yuan, who had retired and lived behind the scenes.

Cheng Yu thinks that the princess uses a "beauty bucket", Xiahou Yuan thinks that the people who established the Tang Dynasty are heroes, so it should be called "hero bucket", Xu Zhu has traveled to Great Britain in recent years to collect intelligence casually. I only came back a month ago, so I think whoever invented it should be named after whom, for example, the sandwich was invented by the guy with the surname Sandwich! That's why it's called a "dog bucket".

The four are hesitating over whether to name the new invention "Hero Bucket", "Beauty Bucket" or "Dog Bucket".

Dian Hua, who was eavesdropping on this side, couldn't help it, and slandered in his heart: "You buns of people who are not traversers!" Isn't it just a toilet? ”

So Dian Hua jumped out and said in a shocking voice: "If you use the name of the animal, it should also be called the toilet!" ”

Next, Dianhua found that Princess Changle was also interested in the spirit dog, so he was ready to marry him, but he needed to tease the groom!

Dian Hua: "It's okay to marry Princess Changle to you, but the test will test your wisdom!" ”

Greyhound: "Your Majesty, let the horses come!" ”

Dian Hua: "What will the shark become if he eats fifty catties of mung beans?" ”

The greyhound didn't think for a moment and said, "Mung bean paste!" ”

Dianhua: "The patriarch of the cannibal tribe suddenly wants to eat fast, what to give him?" ”

Greyhound: "Vegetative!" ”

Then Dianhua was very satisfied with the marriage, and ordered: "Princess Changle does not build a princess's mansion, and her in-laws do not kneel when they see the princess!" ”

It's not a Dianhua door, the princess's mansion refers to the small court that belongs to the princess, and of course it can only be useful in the princess's mansion.

Horses and princesses or concubines must submit a written report and obtain consent. Most of the princesses live in the inner courtyard of the palace, who dares to teach them those colored knowledge? So the colt is very sad! Almost no one wants to marry a princess! If you meet Princess Gaoyang, it will be even more unlucky! On the day of the princess's wedding, Guo Jia came in with a beautiful woman commonly known as the "Persian cat" who was paid tribute by the Persian Empire.