Dianhua: "Two days ago, it was so hot that it was about to explode! ”

Assassin: "Hot? You turn on the air conditioner! Didn't Datang invent air conditioning? ”

Dianhua: "If you can't chat, shut up!" I'll give you a little bit of experience in perming your hair, okay? Have you ever encountered something that is cold to speak? Please wear an army brand military coat to make you a proper warm man! ”

Assassin: "Alright, stop the ads!" I'm not talking, are I? ”

Dianhua: "No, it was so hot that it was about to explode two days ago!" ”

Assassin: "Say it three times, I'll have to say turn on the air conditioner!" ”

Dianhua: "So you burn your hair, you deserve to spend 20,000!" ”

Assassin: "Why?" Where is it hot? How is it hot? ”

Dianhua: "At home!" Take the boiling water and scald it! ”

Assassin: "What about the medicine?" Oh, my God! So how can you make the boiling water scald? ”

Dianhua: "You're also confused, I told you at the beginning, it's hot fast, it's exploding!" So you must have spent 20,000 yuan! ”

Then, Dianhua plugged in a hundred inferior "hot fast" and was about to leave, and the people confessed! It's so easy, so natural! Sadists should be ashamed! I just thought that this section should be bloody and violent

The drama outside has repeatedly praised Dianhua's interrogation skills!

Dian Hua said modestly: "It's not that the road is uneven, it's just that you can't!" It's dark and the road is slippery, and the society is complicated! It is not necessarily a monk who burns incense, but also a panda. ”

Xi Zhicai: "When I'm drunk, I won't help anyone (serve), I'll support the wall!" Your Majesty, you are the wall! ”

Dianhua: "So the more people I come into contact with, the more I like dogs!" ”

Xi Zhicai was angry and yelled half-dead: "What? ”

Dianhua: "Don't say goodbye to yourself while you and I raise our voices!" Truth be told, you're like a fly lying on a glass, with a bright future and no way out. ”

Xi Zhicai: "So I don't buy bullet suits with helmets: this is my way of expressing the absence of dandruff, can you?" Head & Shoulders! ”

Dian Hua sighed secretly: "This kid's learning ability is so strong! I played an assassin like that, and then he learned so quickly? ”

A month later, the border between Datang and Dashi. Dianhua, who had just gotten off the train, began to recite the crime of the Great Food Country, and behind him was an army of 500,000:

"Article 1: In the first year of Zhenguan, he tried in vain to steal the thirteen incense recipes of Wang Shouyi of the Tang Dynasty.

Article 2: In the second year of Zhenguan, the king of the Great Food Country spat on Kim Jong-un on the grassland of the Tang Dynasty! A fine of 300 million Datang coins has not been paid so far.

Article 3: Zhenguan three years of the great food prince: the flower is too much to dance on the street of Beiping, the capital of the Tang Dynasty.

Article 4: In the fourth year of Zhenguan, the prince of the Great Food Country spent time in Cain to say that the moon of the Tang Dynasty was relatively round, and he tried to steal the moon of the Tang Dynasty, but he was stolen! ……”

Anyway, one is more strange than the other, and one is more embarrassing than the other!

The general of the Great Food Country turned blue with anger and said, "You are talking nonsense! ”

Dianhua: "You are still barbarians!" The specialty is one more piece of nonsense than Datang! To be honest, your literary literacy is better than that of Wang Chengen, who wrote "Journey to the West"! ”

How do the people of Big Food know who wrote Journey to the West? I really thought it was written by Wang Chengen! I didn't know that Wang Chengen should be a eunuch! Hanged the eunuchs of Meishan with Emperor Chongzhen!

Wu Chengen is the author of "Journey to the West"!

So the general of the Great Food Country said: "Jam! Marmalade! The people of our big food country are Wang Chengen! ”

Dianhua: "Where! Where! I think the general should be the really strongest Wang Chengen! ”

The general of the Great Food Country said proudly: "Of course, my teacher once asked me to form sentences with the word succession. I've made a good sentence! Everyone else is jealous! ”

Dianhua: "I want to hear it!" ”