Dian Hua yelled: "Is the cannon fire hot? It's hot! The temperature of the artillery fire represents the temperature of the heart.

Let our hearts jump, let the blood boil, let the passion burn, let the youth fly...... The soldiers of the three armies of the Tang Dynasty attack! ”

Next, due to the effect of the horse pedal, the Tang soldiers took a saber in their right hand and a 50 fragment grenade in their left hand.

I have a slow motion with my left hand and right hand, and a replay back and forth in slow motion with my right hand and left hand! Your pain is my happiness, do you hate me to death?

Anyway, the Great Food Country has raised the white flag! After disarming, the Tang soldiers used cow tendon hemp rope to open the mode of tying hands and wearing sugar gourds on the captives.

Then 1,000 people were escorted back to Datang and these people were sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment with a time limit of one lifetime of labor reform!

Don't praise me for being kind! I'll be proud! I, Dianhua, am like this, I can punish you for a lifetime, and I will never punish you for eighteen lifetimes! Don't play the punishment of the life!

The rest of the people who went over to the Mediterranean, not the Mediterranean hairstyle! It's the real Mediterranean!

Zhongshan is pale and yellow from wind and rain, no, it seems that there is no mountain here! There is no river either! Let's change it! I'm sorry! ***！

The flat land is pale and yellow, and millions of heroes have crossed the sea! It is advisable to chase the poor bravely, and not to sell the name of the overlord. If there is love in the sky, the sky is also old, and the right way in the world is the vicissitudes of life.

The next step is to flatten the remaining territory of the Great Food Country! Three months later, in Jerusalem, the capital of the Great Food Country, he returned to the court after the Shangyuan Festival!

What? Learn from Tang Taizong, don't want the territory you worked so hard to fight?

The population has been captured! What are you doing here? Let people come to immigrate and govern after a while!

If the neighboring countries pick the fruits, will there be no excuse to send troops? Earn without losing money!

I'm going to dye this world yellow! is that in the future, Datang will not exist, and it will also be the yellow race that will always occupy the right to speak.

One thing must be that the yellow race is on top. When the World Law Enforcement Brigade is also a Chinese person! Stay where the Caucasian is cool! Antarctica is good!

Instigated and participated in riots in Liaodong County. Aren't those people in chaos now confined in this part of Siberia? Life is very happy and sour!

Back in Beiping, Dianhua turned on the TV. Oh? Isn't this the Four Waste Stars: Cao Hong? It turned out that Cao Hong was collectively excluded by all the officials, and finally became an actor after he resigned!

Isn't this the TV series version of "Journey to the West"? It's too magical!

The first is the bizarre ad before the broadcast. For example, this episode is also sponsored by Uncle Wang next door. We are best friends, so my house is going to be left to your son

Another example: This episode is also sponsored and broadcast by Monkey King Zhu Bajie. Beating is kissing and scolding is love, and the love of the senior brother is kicked with his feet.

There is also this version of the strange plot in which Guanyin and Sun Wukong fell in love and gave birth to two children, but they were treated by Haotian God as the king next door. Wearing a forgiveness hat, he wanted Sun Wukong to make trouble in the heavenly palace.

Cao Hong's version of Monkey King said to the obscene version of Haotian God: "I have been the first best since I was a child, how do you let me do the second?" ”

Haotian God also said: "It's not that I have a good temper, but I have too little power." ”

The king of the daughter country said: "You must know that rich people like us are the easiest to find true love in the market." ”

Zhu Bajie said: "If this continues, I will definitely lose!" Is it so hard to get a true love? ”

Boy! Spicy eyes! The key is that Cao Hong's Monkey King is not wearing a tiger skin skirt! It is the skirt of the JK sailor uniform!

Dian Hua yelled: "If this is in reality, I will hack him to death Cao Hong in minutes." And who is the director? I'm sending blades! ”

In the end, Dianhua, who calmed down, punished them by saying: "Prohibit the broadcast of this version of "Journey to the West" and all clips, and urgently destroy all videos related to this version of "Journey to the West" and related videos."

Director: Ji Dan, screenwriter: Yang Kang, apologize to all the people in the prime time of Datang Central TV Station within three days, and all the crew members are under 15-day administrative detention! Producer: Yingji Film and Television Production Co., Ltd., fined 5 million Datang coins! Set an example! ”