267: Frightened driver
Three days later, the Bai family.
Bai Shi asked the housekeeper, "Do you know what's in the sack?" The kidnapper a few days ago, didn't he kidnap me!
I thought he was very handsome, I asked him to marry me, but he didn't agree. I'm tying him up today. The church is worshipped, haha! After tonight, he's my man! ”
Bai Shi opened the sack and said to Yuan Liang: "Don't be afraid, baby! It's me! ”
Yuan Liang: "Don't touch me!" Don't touch me! A woman like you who married you... It is to accumulate virtue and do good! ”
Bai Shi: Why didn't he let him get started? Think it's a shame that a kidnapper actually let someone else kidnap him? But I'm going to marry you! ”
Yuan Liang: "Help! Help me! Help me! Save ......"
This time, it was Bai Yu's turn to cover Yuan Liang's mouth and say: Don't shout! Don't struggle, the more you struggle, the more excited I am! Don't shout! ”
Yuan Liang: "Ahhhhh ”
Eat in vain: "Don't shout!" ”
Yuan Liang: "Stomped!" ”
Bai Eat: "Hey, do you like me?" ”
Yuan Liang: "Do I dare not like you!" ”
Bai Shi: "Then what do you like about me?" ”
Yuan Liang: "I like you to stay away from me!" Which one am I good at? Am I changing careers? ”
Bai Yu: "Didn't you notice that I was particularly good-looking today?" ”
Yuan Liang: "Where?" ”
Eat in vain: "Take a closer look!" ”
Yuan Liang looked at it carefully and said, "You shaved, shaved your beard!"
White Eat: You're going too far! ”
Yuan Liang: "I'm a sewer?" I've been! You kidnapped the kidnappers, aren't you excessive? Do you want me to guide you? ””
Bai Shi: "I need your guidance in my life, but I don't need you to point fingers." If you don't get into trouble with me, maybe you and I will become best friends for life, because water can carry boats and cook porridge! ”
Yuan Liang: "What's the mess?" ”
White Eat: "I'm here to save you!" ”
Yuan Liang: "What, ask your neighbor to save me!"
Eat in vain: "Okay! What's your name? I'll tell him! ”
Yuan Liang began to open his eyes and say nonsense: "My name is Pinocchio, I hate humans, they always laugh at my body, especially my nose that gets longer when I lie, so ...... I also hate the old carpenter who made me!"
White Eat: "You know? Flirting is the same as flirting girls! Therefore, the tips for flirting with girls: how to cook raw rice into mature rice is a profound knowledge! ”
Yuan Liang suddenly broke free from the rope and fought with Bai Yu. The fierce Bai Shi slapped Yuan Liang with a racket and said: "If you want to do a good job, you must first sharpen your tools." Don't blame your hard head, it's our racket, it's too cheap. ”
The four famous arresters and Guo Jing arrived in time, and Yuan Liang, who was full of bags, was not poisoned!
Yuan Liang asked them, "Why did you come?" ”
Iron Hand said with a look of shame, "When we came out, we hired a driver to drive us!" ”
Ruthless: "Who knew I wanted to talk to the driver, and when I patted the driver on the shoulder, the driver seemed to be greatly frightened." The car lost control and crashed, so it was a few days late! ”
Yuan Liang: "How is it possible?" ”
Cold-blooded: "Because people used to be hearse drivers who delivered corpses, and today they are the drivers of the living on the first day of work." Especially inch to catch up with this kind of thing! ”
Three days later, the yamen tried Yuan Liang. According to the custom here, you need to sing a song about justice, and you have to sing and dance at the same time. This is based on Guo Jing, so that the four of them can only follow the local customs. As for Guo Jing? The finale!
The four of them began to sing: "The door of the yamen faces south, and it reads: The mirror hangs high, and the axiom is suspended!" Axiom is in the hearts of men. A small yamen, writing all the joys and sorrows of the world. A small yamen, writing all the joys and sorrows of the world! ”