Yuan Ping listened to it and immediately took Dianhua to the greenhouse to see the samples. As soon as you enter the greenhouse. Frightened! A smell of urine and a stinking smell!

Dian Hua: "Is it because of the use of artificial fertilizer, or is the biogas in the toilet here being ignited?" Is this what it feels like to fly? ”

Yuan Ping: "No! Isn't this March? The old guy in the ink is probably eating the boy's urine boiled eggs! And he likes to eat microwave-heated durians! ”

Dianhua: "What flavor this?" It's too heavy! ”

At the same time, Ink is eating the egg, and his son, Mo Chong, is peeling Ji Dan (egg). This poor child! Choked coughing and retching!

I don't know, I thought Mo Chong had a mutated new crown virus that originated in Tianzhu!

Ink: "Son! Why don't you eat one? ”

Mo Chong waved his hand again and again and said, "No! No! I can't stand it! ”

Dian Hua just wanted to nod his head in praise, but Mo Chong's next sentence made Dian Hua almost choke to death with saliva!

Mo Chong: "I'll drink the soup!" ”

Dian Hua walked in and asked suspiciously: "Old Mo!" Why does this boy still have stones in his urine? ”

Ink: "It's the of my old brothers!" ”

Dianhua: "They are all children? ”

Ink: "We people in Dongyang, Zhejiang Province have an old saying, that is: who is not a child when they are young? ”

Dianhua: "Okay! You put him as a child and who is not a child yet, these two sentences have mutated, right? ”

Here is an explanation, Dongyang people said: This boy pees and eats eggs in the spring and does not get sleepy, and in the summer he also prevents heatstroke.

It works better than taking medicine! It is said that the local girls eat with relish! But why does it sound so perverted? Is it the custom of our ancestors to study in the East? I don't dare to say or ask!

Ink: "Say what! Who doesn't have a special hobby of their own? Go your own way, and go who you want to say! Bite? Yuan Ping, you don't agree with this sentence? Sure enough, only among peers is naked hatred!

Yuan Ping: "When a big name like you goes out to buy a ferry ticket, you should ask: Is there a ticket for the Titanic?" ”

Dianhua: "Huh! Are all these big names dead? ”

Yuan Pinghe was unhappy, and said at the same time: "Why did the emperor come to Nirvana? Twice a year! ”

Dianhua: "Which two?" ”

Yuan Ping: "Qingming once, July 15!" ”

Dianhua: "Okay! I'm out to collect the tribute! Is it? Isn't that busy? ”

Yuan Ping: "I'll help you!" ”

Dianhua: "Who?" ”

Yuan Ping: "Me! ”

Then he patted himself on the chest, and as a result, he coughed violently.

Dianhua: "The scientists are all fistulas!" You clear your throat and talk about it! ”

Yuan Ping: "I hate it! Should take you to a place with a voice-activated light! ”

Dianhua: "What are you doing?" ”

Yuan Ping: "Now the corridor is very dark, I snapped...... A few clicks! Rise! The lights are on! Serving? Serving? You ask me: Accept it or not, do you hit me in the mouth? ”

Dianhua: "Ahem! Isn't it a slap? ”

Yuan Ping: "Black, I can't see my hand." ”

Dianhua: "Can you see my face?" ”

Yuan Ping: "Who told you not to believe me?" ”

Dianhua: The main thing is to hold back and beat people! Go ahead! How can you help me? ”

Yuan Ping smiled faintly: "Clone!" ”

Dianhua: "Oh, clones? ”

Yuan Ping: "What is cloning?" Clones are in Rakshasa language...... Let's just speak Huaxia, let's speak Huaxia. ”

Dian Hua: "You can also talk about Huaxia." ”

Yuan Ping: "Hey...... How so? ”

Dianhua: "I don't know how to say it in my native language?" ”