296: The kidnapping of the Taiyuan Wangs
After figuring out the method of refining salt, Li Erxi asked Dianhua with a smile: "My brother offers the important weapon of this country, just tell my brother what you want!" ”
Dian Hua listened to the snake beating stick and said: "Brother is polite, just give me 1.8 million taels of gold casually!" Don't thank me! ”
Li Erqi slandered: I thank you for being a ghost! How dare you! It's better to directly ask for the rivers and mountains of Jinshan and Yinshan Datang!
Li Er: "Do you want a face?" ”
Dian Hua: "Don't want your face!" Just give the money! ”
Li Er said: "No! ”
Dianhua: "Believe it or not, I sing?" ”
Li Er: "Sing!" If you ask for money, you won't give it if you don't want to die! ”
Dian Hua: "Cui Jian is my senior brother, and my stage name is Urging!" ”
Li Er: "Urgent? ”
Dianhua: "That's right! Others sing for money, but I sing to death! ”
Li Er: "Why?" ”
Dian Hua: "I sang you in a circle, but you went to the toilet and drowned!" ”
Li Er: "As for me, am I?" ”
Dianhua saw that Li Er didn't believe it and started singing! Singing like a demon roaring, night owls crying!
Li Er: "Stop! Stop! Bite you and me! ”
Dianhua: "What's wrong?" ”
Li Er: "What are you doing, hero?" Please rob the sex, don't rob the money, rob the sex. What kind of song are you singing? I'm going to die right away! ”
Then after bargaining, if you don't know that this is the Prince's Mansion, you think it's two ordinary people buying vegetables! The transaction was successful, so Li Er's salt shop was successfully opened. Li Er saw a frame of copper coins enter the inner house, and the Taiyuan Wang family, which was based on table salt, couldn't sit still.
Unfortunately, Dian Hua exposed the salt recipe, and the Taiyuan Wang family decided to send a dead man to kidnap Dian Hua. Of course, the dead soldiers were beaten to the ground by Dianhua!
Of course, Dianhua grabbed the last one as a tongue, and after the five flowers were tied up, a brutal torture began. First of all, Dian Hua exchanged a mace and beat the dead man with his head and face. Bang Bang ...... It's like a cross talk actor playing Allegro, with a pleasant rhythm!
Dian Hua said: "Recruit or not? Say who is behind it? ”
Dead Soldier: "No recruitment!" Kill one me, and thousands of me will stand up ......"
So pop bang ...... The rhythm continues.
Listening to it, Dianhua's desire for sand sculpture couldn't help it. So he said Allegro: "Hey! Say one by one, I will say which one I think of, so which one is good, just one can't be counted, this who wants to string ruts who lacks morality, what is said is sand sculpture in the world......"
The dead man finally couldn't stand the screams anymore and kept begging for mercy.
Dead Man: "Spare me!" ”
Dianhua: "No! Not really! Don't worry, there are more than 100,000 words left, bear with me! Good, obedient baby! ”
Dian Hua felt that he was not satisfied, and then conjured up a clamp again, ready to perform the punishment. This thing is the torture instrument in the TV series! The kind with ten fingers in it.
Dian Hua said: "Don't worry, I'm ugly, but I'm very gentle!" ”
Dead man: "If you have the ability to let me go, we will fight with fists and feet!" ”
Dianhua: "Why? ”
Dead Man: "You're not a man!" ”
Dian Hua: "Hehe, is it a man, don't you know if you try it with your sister?" I've got a trick up against you! Promise not to hurt your life, but also let you scream! Look at my execution! ”
Then he took the dead man by his hand. Put each of his ten fingers into the spacing of the stick. A doppelganger was separated with one vapor and three clears, and one person began to pull the rope on one side. The sticks began to tighten, and the dead began to howl! Yes...... Ahhhh......h Ahh......h Listen to the screams that resemble the theme song "Dang" of "Huanzhu Gege".
Dianrong began to sand sculpture again: "When you are lonely, my tears flow again." When the world is turning......"
Dian Rong sang it over and over again, anyway, after Dian Rong's throat dried up, it was dark.
Dian Rong said: "Idle is also idle, let's start posting officials!" ”
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Two hours later, the dead man bit his tongue and committed suicide. Dian Hua turned out the brand of "Taiyuan Wang's" on him!
Dian Hua looked at it and muttered to himself: "This time, you are looking for death!" Don't blame the lotus root! ”