The inspiring ninth day of the ninth month of September has finally arrived, just after doing the Taiping Jiao today, I will read a section of the Heavenly Palace chapter, and finally make a wish.

Then the movie was played, but after this movie was changed to Yuyu, it seems that the comedy effect is more powerful!

Dianhua is ready to release the stick version of "Titanic" next time! Think about that picture.

Shredded meat: "Oh! Thirst! ”

Quench your thirst: "Oh! Pork! ”

Shredded meat: "Who has a card?" ”

Quench your thirst: "Nike Adi hit!" ”

Shredded meat: "Lotus root!" Consang Smecta! ”

Quench your thirst: "The grass and trees in the old hometown in the autumn pants are smecta!" ”

……

Is there an inexplicable sense of joy?

It's time for the awards. Those idlers can't wait.

Dianhua chose a song Wishing you prosperity, although it is a little cheesy, but it is not the right time! Then Dianhua came to power.

Dianhua: "The lottery will start soon, are you happy?" ”

Hou Junji: "Of course I'm happy!" ”

Dianhua: "Laugh! ”

Hou Junji and others: "Wowhahaha......"

Dianhua: "Collect!" ”

Hou Junji and the others stopped laughing, they were more obedient than Song Shimad!

Dian Hua: "Everyone, I called the name to come to the stage to receive the award. The winner of the first prize is ......"

Then a lot of people got it and then sold it out, alleviating the crisis for a lot of people. After receiving the first prize, it was already noon, and Dianhua decided to eat McDonald's, but the McDonald's burger was treated as a meat bun.

This incident made Dianhua very happy, because in this way, the ancestor of McDonald's is a meat bun! This idea predates the West by 1,000 years, close to 2,000 years!

When receiving the award, it was a bad dish, and an admirer of the third brother, the future Chen Xuanzang (Tang Sanzang), actually participated in the festival in disguise, and Nima won the second prize!

Frightened! This little temper tantrum of mine! Taoist puja, what are you monks doing together? It's not the Taoist Buddha family yet!

Dianhua: "Come on, come on!" Master Xuanzang, let's talk! ”

When he walked to a small alley, Dian Hua made a trick. Then he used the immobilization technique to freeze Chen Xuanzang.

Chen Xuanzang said with a frightened face: "You...... You're not going to pay off, are you? ”

Dian Hua: "How can I be a beautiful boy who loves four beauties and three loves and doesn't spit, how can I repay my debts?" I just want to delay the distribution of rewards for 200 years! And by the way, you can experience the iron fist of love! ”

Chen Xuanzang: "You are the master of the wisdom of all spirits. How can you hit someone? ”

Dianhua: "I didn't hit anyone!" I never hit anyone, I hit you! ”

Chen Xuanzang: "Am I not human?" ”

Dianhua: "That's right! Therefore no man should be disguised, and no sea should be scooped. ”

Then Dianhua beat Chen Xuanzang violently, during which Chen Xuanzang always begged for mercy again and again.

But Dian Hua only said these few words: "Don't beg for mercy!" Today I want to use the rhythm of your scream to tell the script of the whole book of "Foreign Daughter-in-law Local Lang" in Tianjin Allegro! Hehe, it's not long, it's estimated to take about a year! By the way, in order to promote truth, goodness and beauty! I added all of "Taiping Lyrics"! Baby, hold on! Ollie gives! ”

An hour later, Chen Xuanzang, who was directly smashed by Dianhua, fainted with gold stars in his eyes before he gave up! At the same time, Jin Xing, who was a guest on a certain show, said for no reason: "Who called me? ”

And Dianhua, who returned to the podium refreshed, announced that after his "friendly" consultation, Chen Xuanzang "understood the righteousness" and gave up the award. One more lucky winner was drawn on the spot, and the prize was finally taken by a beggar......