Chapter 9 Eating in the toilet is so fragrant
After returning from training, the recruits returned to the dormitory.
"This quilt is all wet, how can I sleep tonight?!"
"It's sweaty, smelly and sticky, it's really sinful today!"
"This instructor is really choking!"
"By the way, Haoyi, tonight, you don't say anything, this is not your style."
Liu Haoyi glanced at the man coldly, "I'm hungry, I don't have the strength to speak, sleep!" ”
He was in a bad mood, so the people stopped touching his moldy head, stopped talking loudly, and took things to wash.
……
In the wee hours of the morning, the toilet.
Liu Haoyi sneaked into the toilet and went from pit to pit to see if there was anyone.
Then he took out a pack of instant noodles, held it with one hand, tore open the package with his mouth, and took a hard bite.
"I'm starving to death."
He consumed too much energy this afternoon, and he only ate two bites of dinner, and he was hungry!
These two bites are not an exaggeration, he really only ate two bites.
Now he was hungry and had no choice, so he had to secretly take out the hidden instant noodles and hide in the toilet to eat.
After a while, another sneaky figure came outside the door.
Liu Haoyi immediately hid behind the door.
The later man was Ma Rong, and he came in to check if there was anyone in the pit.
Then he turned around and was about to close the door, and when he saw Liu Haoyi behind the door, he was very surprised, and asked in a low voice, "Why are you here?" ”
Liu Haoyi replied hesitantly, "I ...... Toilet. ”
"What are you doing behind the door when you go to the bathroom?"
Ma Rong said, and closed the door, and Liu Haoyi couldn't hide the instant noodle leaves in his hand now.
"Coincidentally, the two of us are the same."
Ma Rong smiled and took out his three hams.
The two of them hadn't been happy for a moment when there was a sound of rustling footsteps outside.
Two people, one hiding in the door, the other in the pit, closed the door.
The person who came this time was Cheng Tao, and Cheng Tao came in with a thermos in his hand.
With the two of them, he also checked to see if there was anyone in the pit first.
When he opened the door of the pit where Ma Rong was, he was startled.
"Why haven't you slept yet?"
Ma Rong stood up, looked at the kettle in Cheng Tao's hand, and immediately understood what this person was here for.
So he jokingly asked, "I haven't asked you yet, what are you doing with a kettle in the middle of the night?" ”
Cheng Tao said unjustly, "I'll just pass by." ”
……
"It smells so good."
"It's the best instant noodles and ham I've ever had."
"Cheng Tao, your hands are shaking too much, I'll get it."
"Okay, you feed me."
“……”
Two second-generation soldiers, one rich second-generation, secretly hid in the toilet in the middle of the night to eat, and there was no one.
All of this is because of Ye Feng, if it weren't for him, where would the three of them be like this.
Before they were released, the three of them would definitely eat in the dormitory, but now they don't dare, it's a trivial matter to be caught and punished, the things are confiscated, and they have to starve to death!
These three men were not idle, and neither were their three platoon commanders.
After Ye Feng trained the recruits, he specially called Han Hongsheng and the three platoon commanders.
"For a moment...... You ......"
So, at one o'clock in the morning, Han Hongsheng and the three of them walked in the dormitory area of the reinforced company.
The people in the dormitory were already asleep, and the snoring was coming and going.
Wu Weiqi: "I have practiced enough for them this afternoon, and the snoring is louder than usual." ”
Wang Miao: "This is long overdue. ”
The three of them went to the dormitory, went to the platoon they managed, looked at their watches, and blew their whistles at the same time.
The whistle sounded throughout the hallway for five seconds.
The recruits woke up.
"Get up! Get up! ”
"No, it's still so dark, it's not time!"
"What's going on?"
"Dig a slot! Sleep well, what is this doing?! ”
“……”
"Bang!"
With a loud bang, Han Hongsheng kicked the dormitory away, walked in, and blew two whistles in the dormitory.
"Assemble!"
Now everyone, they all know it's time to gather.
"Isn't it, do you really have to get up?"
"Turn on the lights, turn on the lights!"
The soldier who slept at the door, next to the switch, heard someone shouting like this, and hurriedly got up and went to turn on the light.
Han Hongsheng kicked him directly in the ass.
"Assemble urgently, don't turn on the lights!"
The entire dormitory building was boiling.
"Don't step on me!"
"Where's my belt?"
"Eh, don't move, this is my quilt! My quilt! ”
"Lower bunk, you lighten up, I'm about to be shaken down by you!"
“……”
Cheng Tao, Ma Rong, Liu Haoyi, and the three of them were squatting in the toilet and were stealing food, when they suddenly heard a whistle.
Immediately nervous.
Liu Haoyi: "Oops, we have to gather urgently today!" ”
Ma Rong took two large mouthfuls of noodles and hurriedly threw the packaging of ham sausage into the toilet and flushed it down.
"Hurry up, it's time to assemble urgently!"
This is the first time Cheng Tao has lived in the army, and he is very confused.
"What's that?"
Liu Haoyi threw the instant noodles in his hand into the trash, pulled him and ran, "Big brother, gather urgently!" ”
"Hurry up and quietly go back to the dormitory!"
"No, I'm instant noodles! I'm instant noodles! ”
Cheng Tao just ate a bite of instant noodles, and was thrown into the trash can by Liu Haoyi, he was very heartbroken.
As a rich second generation, it was the first time for him to feel so sorry for food.
The three of them hid at the corner of the stairs, watched someone in the night, packed up and ran out of the dormitory, and then took advantage of the chaos and secretly ran back to the dormitory.
In the recruits' dormitory, there was still a mess.
"Who took my shoes away? Leave me two right feet, how can I wear this? ”
"Cao! A sucker! You're wearing the wrong shoes! That right foot is mine! I have two left feet here! ”
"How did you get the quilt?"
Cheng Tao came back secretly at this time, and he was also busy tying the quilt, and when he heard someone ask, he kindly replied to him loudly.
"Three horizontal and two vertical!"
"What? What are the two verticals? ”
"Two vertical and three horizontal?"
“……”
Guan Ping was tying the quilt, and he was very good at being opened, but he was confused by the sudden voice.
What is it?
Three horizontal and two vertical? Or two horizontal and three vertical?
"What a mess!"
Guan Ping, like Ma Rong, is also a student at a sports school, and his major is weightlifting.
However, his results are not as good as Ma Rong's, and his weightlifting results are average.
In heavy competitive events, if you don't have a good talent, you can't practice it by practice.
And because Guan Ping was trained in a closed school at school, he missed a lot of cultural classes and couldn't go to college.
So his family background is very ordinary, thinking about it, becoming a soldier is his best way out.
And he is simple-minded, and he can't deal with complex human relationships, thinking that the human feelings of the army should be relatively simple, so he came to be a soldier.
But, who knew that the division of troops was also so "chaotic"?!
He originally knew how to tie the quilt, but when he was confused, he was confused.
How the hell did you get it?!