No. 24 The dictatorship of the little fat man
Far away from a peak in this place, several kings of the Rokamu Mountains are gathering together at this time, they look at the fat man who was being chased and killed, laughing, the fat man is being abused by his father again, they are too excited, since ten years ago, the fat man came to the Rokamu Mountain Range, which belongs to them, this world of Warcraft has been completely subverted, they used to be high, they have become the second, and the fat man has become the boss. Their incomparable resentment can not be vented, only at this time of the year, is they the happiest time, they can drink wine, eat tender meat, watch the fat man's madness, and finally when they see the fat man start to chase Xiaoqing, the atmosphere has risen to the ** stage.
The grumpy three-headed flame lion was the first to vent his dissatisfaction, and one of the lion heads roared angrily: "Let him bully us all day long, he deserves to be punished by his father." The other lion's head, swallowing a large piece of fresh meat, replied indistinctly: "It's better to accidentally paralyze the whole body,"
The green-haired snake queen sneered, "Hmph, stupid lion, even if he is paralyzed, his father can still make him get up alive." ”
As soon as the green-haired snake queen finished speaking, the last head of the three lions shook and said, "At least that will make him stop for a few days."
"Poor us, we don't know when the hard days will end" The bewitching woman who was transformed by the pattern fox demon cried with a sad face, and her bewitching appearance, with a few patterns on her face, would definitely make any man's blood gush out.
Many kings, after hearing the words of the fox demon, were silent, and the fat man's bad behavior had made them unbearable.
Fat man, surnamed Li, named Wanfu. When he was 5 years old, he lived with his father in the Rokamu Mountains, and every day he lived a leisurely life, drinking the elixir and jade liquid supplied by the blood-eyed ape, calling the bewitching maid sent by the green-haired snake queen, and the favorite son of the Berserk Bear King became his mount, and the eight-winged thunderbird would obediently send him a few feathers every month... The fat man likes to spread them on the bed, and the feathers with electricity can make him sleep more sweetly......
If the fat man makes the Warcraft kings extremely hateful, then they are always thinking about breaking the corpse to Xiaoqing, the follower of the fat man, and nine of the ten bad things the fat man did were from Xiaoqing, an accomplice. digging birds' nests, boiling birds' eggs, abducting small animals, stealing treasures...... Every day, the fat man takes Xiaoqing to do these boring things. Every day, several demonic beasts that were incomparably powerful in the outside world ran to their respective kings to complain about the fat man's abominable deeds, and then they were kicked away by their king unsurprisingly. Helplessly, I am bullied by fat people all day long, who cares about the life and death of my subordinates.
At this time, the little fat man was almost **, he had no strength to get angry anymore, he clenched his teeth and flashed his body, trying his best to avoid those fatal ground cones, the whipping of the big trees and the sudden attack of the flames, he was no longer dodging at all, anyway, the fat man was afraid that he would fight if he wanted to fight with his own horizontal meat, and if he wanted to burn it, he would burn it, anyway, my flesh is thick.
I don't know how long it took, the little fat man's ordeal finally ended, the little fat man lay on the ground snoring and panting, his whole body was burned black, only the last few strokes to the branch were red, but even if the little fat man was embarrassed now, what was amazing was that there was no real scar on his body. It is Xiaoqing who is the opposite of the little fat man, the happy Xiaoqing, sitting in front of the little fat man's head lying on the ground without any image, and the big pork leg in his hand has been gnawed off most of it, and the fat man has no strength to scold Xiaoqing, only the saliva flowing from time to time in the saliva shows the fat man's mood at this time.
With a bang, there were already 3 figures standing beside the little fat man in front of him, looking at 3 people, 1 of them was covered in fine lines, mottled like arid land, and the other 1 was covered in blue, and his whole body flashed around the green stem. Just like the earth after a spring rain, it exudes the breath of life. The third person was even more fiery red, and his whole body exuded extremely hot energy.
The figure that was surrounded by the green stem bent down to the little fat man and said, "Young Sect Master, the anti-attack training arranged by the Sect Master is over, and the next thing is your bathing time." ”
After listening to this person's words, the little fat man couldn't help but tremble, but before the little fat man had time to express any opinions, the blue-stemmed figure directly grabbed him and disappeared in place out of thin air, and then the earthy yellow figure also disappeared, only the fiery red figure turned into a scorching ray and rushed away. Seeing the retreat technique again, and the figure who did not use the retreat technique, the terrifying speed was also unbelievable, everything here was too weird, it was really incomprehensible.
A cold pool in the Rokamu Mountains constantly exudes cold air to the outside, and the ground within ten miles of the surrounding area is completely frozen, and on the cold earth, only a few trees suitable for the cold climate grow on the ground far from the cold water, and the earth is also shrouded in a white and cold mist.
With a "bang", there was a splash in the cold pool, and the little fat man was thrown into the cold pool by the wooden corpse.
"Wow, wow, aaa The little fat man's clothes, which had not yet been burned, were all shattered by the erosion of the cold water. It is strange that the water is so cold that it does not freeze. I have to say that the fat man's skin is indeed very strong, and the temperature that can destroy the clothes in an instant can't cause any harm to the little fat man. Under the supervision of the three big zombies, although the fat man cried wolf, he could only helplessly pounce in the water, going up and down in the water from time to time.
Far away from the cold pool of an ice surface, it is very abrupt to emerge a small green head, after the little head came out, carefully observed it around, did not find any danger around it, and then boldly appeared half of the body, he stared at the direction of the little fat man to watch, while looking at the grinning "woo" laughing, but unfortunately he was happy too early, before he laughed enough, the ice behind him suddenly waved and wrapped him, "Porphyry" With a bang, the big ice ball that wrapped Xiaoqing jumped up from the ice, and a figure with a feminine appearance, snow-white complexion, and a cold atmosphere appeared under the ice ball, he held the ice ball with his left hand, smiled and patted the ice ball with his right hand, as if signaling Xiaoqing inside not to shake around.
When he came to the vicinity of the cold pool, the little fat man struggling in the cold water saw the big ice ball held by the figure, he was instantly overjoyed, and laughed excitedly: "Haha, Xiaoqing, I have to let you taste the master's power again today." ”
After the white figure saw the little fat man's laughter, he didn't talk to him, smiled and threw the big ice hockey ball at the little fat man, the little fat man saw the flying big ice ball, and he was stunned on the spot, "bang", the huge impact of the ice ball, smashed the little fat man into the cold pool without accident, the little fat man's whole body was tightly attached to the big ice ball, the bitter expression on his face was absolutely colorful, as the ice hockey ball entered the cold pool, the big ice hockey ball began to dissipate at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Not long after, Xiaoqing's figure appeared, this time Xiaoqing failed to escape the clutches of the little fat man, he was tightly hugged by the little fat man's hands, seeing that he grabbed Xiaoqing, the little fat man was overjoyed, and made a very evil smile in the water, and the evil eyes looked at Xiaoqing shuddered. The little fat man freed his right hand, used his fat left arm to clamp Xiaoqing's little head tightly, and then kept slapping the little green head with his right hand, and from time to time he used his big head to knock on the little head.
Xiaoqing, who had no power to resist, kept shaking her hands and feet, and made a flattering expression on her face, as if she was begging for mercy from the little fat man, and time passed slowly in the commotion between the two.
When the two figures reappeared, it was getting late, the little fat man had changed into a new set of clothes, and was comfortably lying on a bed shaped like a bird's nest to rest, the bitter Xiaoqing was roasting a big wild boar on a big fire not far away, the overflowing aroma made a black bear beside him drool from time to time, and there were several beautiful girls around them who kept coming and going, and they were busy for the little fat man's next dinner.
A whole big wild boar was quickly eaten by the little fat man, Xiao Qing and the black bear, there is no doubt that the best two pig legs were eaten by the little fat man, Xiao Qing ate the pig butt, most of the wild boar was eaten by the black bear.
"Dead Xiao Hei, I dare to sneak my wild boar legs with Xiao Qing behind my back" The little fat man kept knocking the heads of the black bear and Xiao Qing with the clean big bones in his hands.
Xiao Hei didn't dare to resist, it lowered its head and licked the clean pork ribs it had just gnawed with its big tongue from time to time.
Xiao Qing shook his little head, rebelling against the dictatorship of the little fat man, and he squeaked from time to time, as if to say that the little fat man should not have swallowed the best wild boar leg every time.
"Hey, you dead Xiaoqing, you dare to have an opinion, when I grow up, of course I have to eat the best, and your little zombie won't waste it if he eats such a good pork leg" The little fat man didn't care about Xiaoqing's complaints, and still implemented his dictatorship.
Looking at Xiaoqing's humanized performance, I definitely can't see that he is a zombie, if you don't look carefully, you will definitely not see that the clothes that wrap his small body are actually made of a combination of branches and soil, and his face is no different from that of an ordinary child, just a little green, Xiaoqing wants to stand in the vast sea of people, and ordinary people will never recognize him as a zombie.
A person, a corpse, and a beast drink the broth cooked by the maid, which is extremely comfortable, and life, corpses, and beasts deserve to be like this!