Day 2.

Don't make trouble, take Lan'er, walk the dog, and find the steward of the Shenxiao Peak Viewing Deck Retreat Area. Ask him to pass on his behalf, "The Nether Realm has a way to ascend, and I ask to see the ancestor of the Shangqing Palace-Zhang Zhidao." ”

When the steward heard this, he thought, "Isn't this man a fool?" Don't even look at it, don't make a fuss.

"The Ascension Dao Festival is imminent, and the junior disciple only needs to wait here."

"Senior brother, please pass it on your behalf." Don't make a fuss, turn around and face the peaks of Shangqing Palace, cover Hu Lan'er's ears with both hands, and turn on the 10x amplification mode.

"Don't make trouble in the Nether Realm, there is a body that is inviolable, and I am willing to fight against the Heavenly Tribulation for the Ancestor of the Shangqing Palace, and help the Ancestor to ascend!" Suddenly, the three mountains and twelve peaks of the Shangqing Palace echoed.

"Who? This is? ”

Countless people walked out of their respective caves, all of them were surprised and inexplicable.

"Where did the ignorant child come from? Speak wildly. "Shangqing Palace Law Enforcement Hall Elder Mo Feiguang Imperial Sword is here.

"Bring him to me." A majestic voice entered Mo Feiguang's ears.

Ancestor? Mo Feiguang's heart tightened, could it be that the ancestor believed the words of this yellow-mouthed child? Although he was displeased, he still bowed in the direction of the Old Ancestor Cave and said, "Obey the Ancestral Law"

Mo Feiguang looked at it, don't make trouble, it turned out to be a mortal? But the ancestor's decree could not be violated, so he had to say in a deep voice, "Come with me." ”

Don't make trouble and Hu Lan'er sat on the back of the dog Yu'er who had recovered his true body, and went away with Mo Feiguang.

Although Mo Feiguang still had a cold face, he didn't dare to underestimate the moment he saw the pug become wild. It will never be an ordinary person who can take the barren as a mount and make it willing to be a dog.

Old Ancestral Cave.

Don't make trouble and Hu Lan'er have already stood in front of Zhang Zhidao.

This is indeed a mortal, there is no spiritual power fluctuation in his body, and with my cultivation, I will never even be wrong about this. Zhang Zhidao restrained all the coercion, and it was impossible for a mortal to withstand even the coercion he released.

Don't look at this Heavenly Realm powerhouse, who has lived for nearly 200,000 years? It doesn't look like a normal old man. There is a fortune teller in Beijiagou, with white hair and white beard, and sitting there is also a fan of this kind of fairy wind bones.

Hu Lan'er clutched Don't make a fuss tightly. Don't make a fuss, the task given to her is to hold on to Don't make a fuss tightly, no matter what happens, and can't let go. In fact, there were no special orders, and Hu Lan'er didn't dare to let go, because the atmosphere in this cave was too weird.

One old and one young, a supreme old monster who has lived for 200,000 years, and a mortal boy who is less than 16 years old, just staring at each other. The old ones don't ask, and the young ones don't talk.

If Hu Lan'er hadn't watched various Xianxia dramas, conspiracy dramas, and supernatural dramas in Suyuan for 1 year, she might not have been able to resist this scene. She seemed nervous and stretched out her right hand and scratched it on the back of her right hand.

Don't make a fuss in the bottom of my heart, I exhaled. I had to save some face for this old man, so I opened my mouth and said, "I heard that the ancestor has gone through 200,000 years of spring and autumn, do you still remember who your mother and father are?" ”

Don't make a fuss, this question is very rude. Zhang Zhidao almost didn't hold back, and wanted to release his coercion to destroy this ignorant child in the mortal world.

Don't make a fuss and ask, "Do you remember the name of the first girl you liked?" And how she looks? ”

The temperature in the cave seemed to have plummeted by 100 degrees, and the atmosphere was terrifyingly cold.

Don't make a fuss, old boy, his expression still hasn't changed. He doesn't care about this, I'm a GM, who am I afraid of, and I'm at the top of the heavenly realm from now on. No, I've been the big brother in the heavenly realm for a long time. So he asked again, "Then ancestor, do you remember the first woman who had a spring breeze with you?" ”

Still not answered?

"Don't tell me, Ancestor, you're the same as me, you're still a, ahem, right?" Don't make a fuss and suddenly remember that Lan'er is still by your side, so you immediately shut up and got carried away. Palm mouth, palm mouth. He first compensated Lan'er 100 in his heart.

"What exactly do you want to say?" A cold aura that seemed to come from the Nine Hells enveloped Zhang Zhidao, who was about to lose his hand.

Yoh? This old boy's qi cultivation kung fu is really a must.

"Ahem, I want to say, you old man, you don't have to live as long as me, what kind of big-tailed wolf?"

"Enough!"

"Bang, click." The walls of the cave were cracked in countless strips.

Don't make a fuss, he felt a hurricane rubbing affectionately on his face, and he wanted to sneeze when it was itchy, but he endured it, endured it......

Zhang Zhidao really couldn't hold back. The coercion of the Tribulation Period exploded in an instant. The entire Biluo Peak trembled, if it weren't for the blessing of the Mountain Protection Array and the formation in the cave, the Old Ancestor Cave of Biluo Peak would be gone.

Could it be that this kid knew that I was sent to Ascension after 10,000 years of silence in the Demon Realm to disturb my state of mind? Wrong. Zhang Zhidao's eyes shrank. These two children really withstood the coercion of my instantaneous outburst, which was simply impossible, but it happened.

The cave returned to normal in an instant.

"Tell me why you're here." Zhang Zhidao asked.

Don't make a fuss and can't hold back, but let out the inner sneeze. Fortunately, it was far away, otherwise he would have sprayed (him) in the face.

"Inside, it's actually literal, it's still the question just now, please think hard about it, and then answer, well, answer it seriously." Don't make a fuss and answer.

"You?" Zhang Zhidao's beard is curled one by one, and no matter how good TM's qi cultivation kung fu is, he can't help but be humiliated.

"Ancestor, don't be angry, don't be angry." Don't make a fuss with your left hand and wave it down, meaning, you dissipate your anger. "It's a big injury, I heard that your longevity is coming to an end, don't be angry, the Ascension Conference won't be able to open, then my sin will be great."

"Sudden Sudden Sudden Sudden T

"If you don't say it again, I'm going to send off guests."

"Ancestor, do you have a toothache? How do you talk about this smell? ”

"Tutu Tu Tu

"Ancestor, have you ever played a game?"

"What exactly do you want to say?"

"It's the kind of person who is Zhang San'er, but your name is Li Si'er in the game, you married Li Si'er's daughter-in-law, and beat Li Si'er's son. It's called role-playing. "Don't talk about it.

"You go on."

"I said, in fact, you are the son of Li Si'er in the game, your father is fake, your mother is fake, and you are also fake. Do you believe it or not? "Don't ask.

"What do you mean?" Zhang Zhidao wondered.

"It's literal, Zhang Zhidao, the ancestor of the Qing Palace in the Heavenly Realm, fake. Shangqing Palace, fake. Celestial, fake. The Nether, fake. Me too, fake. "Don't make a fuss.

"Tutu Tu He's angry with himself, how can he invite a madman to be angry with himself like this.

"Ancestor, let's call you that. The Celestial Realm, the Nether, and perhaps some other world that I don't know about are all games that have been open for more than a year. Everything in the heavenly realm, people and things, is fake. In the lower realm, there are a lot of Li Si'er, and except for Li Si'er, all of them are fake. Strictly speaking, Li Si'er is also fake, and their real bodies are not in this game world. Don't make a fuss and explain.

"How do you know that? Since you are also fake. ”

"By chance, my master is one of Li Si'er." Don't make a fuss.

"It's too tiring to stand, don't you give the ancestor a seat? My sister is still so young. ”

Zhang Zhidao took out two futons, waved his hand, and flew to the side of the two brothers and sisters.

Don't make a fuss, let Hu Lan'er sit down first, ask her if she is tired, and rest on my lap for a while when she is tired.

"Ancestor, I'm not talking crazy. There is a reason for those questions that you are asking. This game is perfectly done. My memory stretches back to when I was four or five years old. But I'm only 15 years old, less than 16 years old. The maximum memory is 16 years. You are different, your lifespan of nearly 200,000 years, no matter how perfect a game is, it is impossible to give you a perfect 200,000-year memory. ”

Don't make a fuss and wait for Zhang Zhidao to digest what he said.

"You go on."

"As the power of the Heavenly Realm's top-level cultivators, have you never thought about why, for hundreds of thousands of years, all the geniuses and brilliant people have not been able to sense the opportunity to ascend after reaching the Tribulation Period?"

"You know?" Zhang Zhidao became solemn.

"Nonsense, I didn't know I would talk to you for so long?" Don't think about it.

"Ahem." Don't cover it up for a while and continue, "Because the way of heaven is lacking! ”

This sentence is tantamount to a thunderbolt, which shocked Zhang Zhidao's sweat pores to stand upside down. It's no less than making a fuss, what kind of game the celestial realm is.

"All of this is just a game, the person who made the game, the world he exists in has no immortal cultivators, no aura, and no source material for immortal cultivators to cultivate. There is no way of heaven either. Therefore, the Heavenly Realm he made would not have a Heavenly Dao. Reiki can be simulated and produced, but the way of heaven is mysterious and mysterious. How could a person who didn't even know what it was like to cultivate immortals make a heavenly realm with perfect heavenly dao laws? ”

Zhang Zhidao still doesn't believe it, this is too unbelievable.

"Actually, the easiest thing is to dig deep into your memory. I've recently read a lot of immortal cultivation novels in Li Si'er's world. There's a kind of spell that uses a spell to probe someone's memory, and of course this kind of damage is very damaging to the person being explored. This kind of bridge shows that the memory of an immortal cultivator will not disappear for no reason, even if hundreds of thousands of years have passed. What do you think? Think back, my grandfather. "Don't joke.

"Of course, you can think about the scene when you first broke through as an immortal cultivator. The first time you killed someone, who did you kill? What to kill? Wait a minute. Think about all your firsts, and don't have a very vague just can't remember? Can't think of much? ”

Zhang Zhidao fell into deep thought.

After a quarter of an hour, don't ask, "Have you thought about it?" ”

Zhang Zhidao really can't remember a lot of things, but he doesn't want to believe that if he doesn't make trouble, isn't it normal to forget some things in 200,000 years?

"There's a lot you can't remember, huh? Even so, you still don't believe what I say, do you? Okay, then, you use a magic weapon that can attack on its own to hit me, the kind that has to have spiritual power output, you don't infuse it with aura. "Don't make a fuss.

"It's okay, I can't hurt me." Don't be confident.

I want to see how you don't invade the law, Zhang Zhidao sacrificed the Jiuyang Leaving Fire Bell, spinning on the top of Don't make trouble, and spraying Jiuyang Away from the fire while turning.

Don't make a fuss and yawn and stretch. That fire is constantly integrating into Beihao and Hu Lan'er's bodies.

Zhang Zhidao looked stupid. This Jiuyang Lihuo Bell is the first treasure in the heavenly realm, and Jiuyang Lihuo can burn all things and destroy the soul. It was actually absorbed by these two mortal dolls? He had a premonition that something was wrong and wanted to take back the treasure. How to think, don't make a fuss about the sudden light above the head, Jiuyang away from the fire bell emitted a dazzling glow, its shape or real or virtual, densely covered with strings of vertical bars and circles.

"Buzz!" Jiuyang Lihuo Bell turned into nothingness, and all the glow and circles merged into the bodies of Beihao and Hu Lan'er.

"Poof!" Zhang Zhidao spewed out a mouthful of essence blood, and Jiuyang Lihuo Bell was his blood refining magic weapon. After being absorbed by the don't make trouble brother and sister, he also suffered a lot of internal injuries.

"You? You were able to absorb my magic weapon? What kind of exercise is this? Zhang Zhidao asked.

Don't make a fuss and shake your head. "It's not a practice. The spiritual power, the fire, and the magic weapon itself are all codes in the game, and they just fused with me. If you attack me with spiritual power just now, you can also be fused by me, but this fusion is not driven by me, it is not under my control, and I am also passively absorbed and fused. I call it, the rules of the game. ”

"The rules of the game?"

"Yes, that's the rule of the game. I'm the game GM given by my master, that is, the game manager. I have special privileges and invincibility attributes that surpass all gamers and in-game characters. Therefore, I said that I am invincible. "Don't make a fuss.

"Then you say you have the method of ascension? Since it's just a game, how can you soar? Zhang Zhidao asked.

"Ancestor, are you willing to be the son of Li Si'er in the game?" Don't ask.

"I'm their daddy!" Zhang Zhidao said resentfully.

"You believe it?" Don't ask.

"What does it matter if you believe it or not? Anyway, I'm going to end my life, and I won't live for a few days. ”

"I have a way to get out of this world." Don't make a fuss.

"Leave? Am I still without it? ”

"Even if it's not a game, you have ascended and arrived in a new world of immortal cultivation, then you are still you?"

"In the Shangqing Palace, you are an ancestor and are admired by thousands of people. Soared, in the new world, you have to start with the younger brother, serve tea and pour water for people, that kind of gap, why do you still have to soar? ”

"You?" This nether kid is such a good guy. "Ascension, of course, is to become stronger."

"When you become stronger, you will soar again, and then you will be a grandson?"

"You? Hum! What is the ambition of the bird? "Zhang Zhidao does not cut the road.

"The way of heaven as I understand it is the law of the world. When you try to break through the laws of this world, the laws of the world will descend on the heavens to obliterate you. If you survive the Tribulation, you have already reached a level beyond the laws of this world, so the world can only squeeze you out. This is called ascension. Ascension does not mean that you will go to a new world to continue to grow stronger, but that you will become a new species that cannot be tolerated in this world, and you will be excluded from this world. If there is no new world in the upper levels, then you can only wander in the void and find another way. "Don't make a fuss.

"You want to leave this world?" Zhang Zhidao looked at Don't make trouble with a rather playful look.

"People are old and treacherous, horses are old and slippery, and the ancestor deserves to be called the ancestor." Don't make a fuss.

"How did you get out of this world?" Zhang Zhidao has no way to deal with this unbeatable nasty ghost.

"You recruit thunder, I block thunder, and the rest depends on the will of heaven."

"How many people can you take with you?"

"Theoretically, there is no upper limit. As long as it can open the barriers of the world. ”

"Okay, I'll help you open the world barriers, and you take everyone away." Zhang Zhidao said.