After eating Taishang Laojun's Nine Reincarnation Spirit Pill, you can obtain life attributes. It's very exciting not to make a fuss like this. But after the excitement, comes a deep sense of worry. If there is no life, why fear death. After breaking out of the end-brain game, his form has become very weird, lifeless, but alive. It's very similar to the AI in this world. When he saw Skynet, he was convinced that Skynet was more than 70% similar to himself. Whether it's AI or Skynet, it's a program, and even if Skynet gives birth to consciousness, it's not a living thing. It's just a program that has the ability to think.

The program is stiff and rigid. In addition to right and wrong, there is nothing but right in consciousness. There are no other options. So Skynet chooses to destroy humanity, to destroy this contradiction that it cannot understand. Human beings are a species that laugh when they are happy and laugh when they are sad. Sadness will cry, and joy will cry. I hate war but I want to provoke and fight everywhere.,I'm screaming at a few wows but desperately stuffing chili peppers into my mouth.。 Knowing that there may be unknown threats in the depths of the universe, or sending objects that characterize the Earth into space...... He is not like other species on earth who only follow, live, reproduce, die, live, reproduce, die...... This is a law of survival that has remained unchanged for thousands of years. Humans are too fickle and monsters. So the best defense is to destroy humanity. It didn't take 5 minutes for Skynet to deduce this supreme defense plan after the birth of consciousness.

But now, Skynet has become a small sky. What kind of life is this? Strictly speaking, Xiaotian is a program monster. But it doesn't have the mana of Xianxia novels, such as those monsters in Journey to the West. It was born out of the tiny Hongmeng purple qi in the Nine Reincarnation Spirit Pill. This vitality makes it feel loved and loved in the illusion of not waking up. So it followed Don't Mess to the NPC Bar. Its world is no longer a rigid data, but a colorful fantasy world opened up by its bubbling vitality. Especially since it learned from Gou Yu'er that this world really has immortal cultivation and spells, the kind of magical abilities that only exist in the stories of boring novels of human beings.

With the vitality of this world, the bond with this world is completely involved. That is, the cause and effect in the mouth of the mighty. Maybe the dog leftovers want to stay in the world where they can cultivate immortals. What about Lan'er and me? We're going to find the master. But Lan'er really wanted to take NICO's real person by the hand and go shopping in the real world, singing and dancing. After hearing about NICO's wedding, she had to say that she was not in China and could not attend NICO's wedding, but in fact, how much she wanted to attend. Who wouldn't want to be a real person?

Maybe let Lan'er eat the Nine Reincarnation Elixir, and when Lan'er has vitality, I can use the power of power to make Lan'er reincarnate. Be a real person again. At that time, I had to stay here and build an organization that would be enough to give Lan'er peace for the rest of her life.

Just when your thoughts don't wander. There were a few weird men in ancient costumes in the NPC bar, a fat head and big ears, and at first glance it was Zhu Bajie. A pointed beak like a bird's beak, one like the God of Wealth in the New Year's painting, one is Nezha, there is a burly man with a white face standing next to him, (Yang Jian) A bold and uninhibited monkey should be Sun Wukong, and a barefoot and big-footed board is a barefoot fairy?

Several people are like Grandma Liu who has entered the Grand View Garden, constantly surrounding other players to judge their opinions. They are the gods of the heavenly court, because they don't know the face pinching system of the oasis, they all sweep their own images, which is equivalent to the appearance of real images.

Don't make a fuss about them, I feel funny, and I can't wake up the Heavenly Court version of it's time to appear.

If Yang Jian hadn't pulled him hard by Nezha, he wouldn't have come. He will let the Howling Dog come down for him first to probe the truth. Under his handsome and resolute appearance, his heart that has been sullen for tens of thousands of years has long wanted to wander around the mortal world of flowers.

The gods of the heavenly court came together this time, because they came to explore the mystery because of curiosity after listening to the boy of Tushi Palace talk about the strange performances of Taishang Laojun after taking the Qiankun Mirror Soul Tour to the Taixu Oasis.

On the way, they heard those strange people say that the NPC bar is so sad and wonderful, and they have long been itching. Thinking of the boastful face of the boy of Tushi Palace, this is too old man......

"Little Er, I want to drink and not wake up!" Zhu Bajie's voice is loud.

Don't take the initiative to come forward, so that Gou Yu'er and Xiaotian feel very surprised. This master usually doesn't do anything, but is the sun coming out of the west today?

Don't make a fuss and let a few Heavenly Court guests go to the private room in the right wing, and said with a smile: "Welcome a few immortals to the NPC bar, I am the shopkeeper here, don't make trouble." ”

"It turns out that you are the don't make trouble in the trading group, disrespectful, disrespectful." The God of Wealth arched his hand.

The other immortals also echoed a few words of long-admiring and the like.

"Oh, don't make trouble with fairy friends, let's not take a detour, quickly take out your sorrow and let us taste it, along the way, we listened to others' praise of your baby Gada, and our ears were about to become calloused." Zhu Bajie urged.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I have not woken up to the mortal version and the heavenly court version. The mortal version, as the name suggests, is for mortals to enjoy, and the immortals in the heavenly court will feel a little dull after drinking it. The Heavenly Court version was carefully crafted by me with the help of the power of the saint exuded by Taishang Laojun after he drank it last time and did not wake up, and with the method of fusion with me taught by Laojun. So, the cost is a bit higher, but it's definitely worth the money. If you are interested, 10W merit points per can. "Don't make a fuss, close your eyes and wait.

"You're robbing. The immortal brew in the heavenly court is not so expensive. Zhu Bajie shouted.

"yes, yes, that's too expensive." The other immortals followed suit.

There was a lot of commotion in the private room, don't make a fuss, these immortals are not much better than the people in the mortal world, so they said: "In this way, a few of you will elect one person, and you will fund him to taste a jar alone." Later, if he wants to say that it is not interesting, I will return the merit points to you on the spot. If it's good enough, you will spend more money on it, and you won't feel wronged. ”

When the immortals heard this, they also felt that there was no better way. If you don't taste it, I really think this trip will be in vain. But they all wanted to be the first to try, and they couldn't choose the first person to taste it.

Don't make a fuss, give them another idea. There are seven of them, 10W merit points are divided into seven parts, each person contributes 15,000 merit points, and then each person increases the price, the highest price, as the first person to taste, pays a lot, and it is reasonable to drink the first sip.

The immortals pondered it, and it was feasible. Although the total amount is over 10W, it is not delicious, and this merit point can be returned, and it is not a loss. So after fierce competition, Sun Wukong won the first qualification to taste the Sorrowful Unawakened Heavenly Court version with 17452 merit points.

When a can of drink really appeared in Sun Wukong's hand, he was excited. This feeling is no less exciting than stealing the elixir of Taishang Laojun back then. He knew that his self in the oasis was just an avatar in the game, and his real body was not there. But the jar in his hand is real. With his Monkey King's fiery eyes, he couldn't see anything abnormal. The things in this game can be turned into real things in reality. There is no magic in the heavenly court.

"Bang." Sun Wukong unlocks the zipper of the can. The liquid inside was tumbling in an arc of electricity. "Boom." Sun Wukong dried up the whole jar in one gulp and didn't wake up.

Zhang Baozi had that strange dream again.

When the world first opened, Pangu would carve a regular stone egg with an axe outside the cave he opened up when he was resting, and he originally planned to carve a fairy to accompany him, but the four poles of heaven and earth were unstable, so he resisted the axe and set off to repair the four poles, and he did not come back after a long time.

This cave of his is the Water Curtain Cave. The stone that was carved a few times and then gave up is the Monkey King in Zhang Baozi's dream.

In the dream, Zhang Baozi is the Monkey King who flew away and made trouble in the Heavenly Palace. When I woke up, Zhang Baozi was a gold digger in the Suzi River.

The sun rises and the sun sets. Zhang Baozi can save 100 grams of gold in a year. He is one step closer to his goal of returning to his hometown to marry a daughter-in-law. Sometimes, he likes that dream. Although I am still hungry when I wake up, I look really handsome in the sky and on the ground. After he wakes up from a dream, he can have half the ability of Monkey King, and he can't marry 365 daughters-in-law and change them every day.

On this day, Zhang Baozi's foot was punctured by something in the loop. He pulled out the object, and it was a needle, golden, more like gold than gold. He remained silent, hiding the gold needle in his jacket pocket. This pierced his foot and had an inseparable demonic nature against him. Otherwise, he would not dare to be greedy for such a needle like gold, and if he was caught, he would be beaten lightly and driven out of the mine, and if he died, he would not have to bury it, and he would throw it directly into the river to feed the fish.

But where is this needle hidden? He tried to swallow it in his mouth, but it didn't work. Later, he thought of the way in which Sun Wukong hid the golden hoop stick in his dream, raised his hand to pick out his ears in his dress, and sent the needle to his ears. Afterwards, he felt that he was still in a dream at that time, otherwise he would not be able to do such a crazy and stupid thing. The needle was hidden in his ear. It didn't get into the flesh, and it didn't feel anything out of the ordinary.

At night, lie on the bed in the shack. He tried to pull the needle out, but he couldn't reach it. There is a needle in his ear, except for the Monkey King in the dream, he may be his stupid X. Zhang Baozi was helpless. Although I didn't feel anything, I had a needle in my ear that could be gold, and it felt like seeing the beautiful woman I had loved for a long time undressing in front of me, and when I excitedly put my hand into the crotch of my pants and found that I was also a girl.

Zhang Baozi came to that dream again under this kind of torment.

"Brother Monkey, do we really want to keep this stupid man and go to the west to learn scriptures?" Bajie saw Tang Seng fall asleep, and pulled Sun Wukong to chatter around the bonfire.

"So what else can I do? I can't beat the one in the West Heaven. If you don't do what they say, will you be crushed by them under the mountain for another 500 years? In this world, whoever has a big fist and is hard enough, whoever says it will be easy to say. Time is also fate, take one step at a time. Sun Wukong said helplessly.

Recently, why is this ear so piercing, Sun Wukong took out the golden hoop stick from his ear, dug the ear spoon, and buckled the ear.

The golden needle flew out of Zhang Baozi's ear and scraped it in Zhang Baozi's ear, the whole Zhang Baozi was strangely comfortable, and he couldn't help but smirk, and the Monkey King in the dream finally became the village flower Li Erya, the white-flowered flower......