"What else is good about me here?" Zhu Bajie asked incredulously.

"After all, Brother Zhu also has a human heart." Don't make a fuss and give you a look you know.

Hehe, my old pig, phew, from now on, if I Lao Zhu returns to the majestic appearance of the original canopy, Sister Chang'e is not ready to be caught, cough cough, it is more talented and beautiful with Sister Chang'e, hehe. The pig's head sitting in the cave house, Harazi flowed all over the ground.

"Don't be a fairy friend, you can do it, how many merits you spend, you can mention what you need, and the happiness of the second half of my life will be handed over to you." Zhu Bajie even said what was in his heart.

"Don't be an immortal friend, the strength is really against the sky, you see that I don't have anything here...... Well? Zhao Gongming frowned at Don't make trouble.

"Don't be in a hurry. The services I provide to you are all brought about by the differences that have been separated by immortals for too long, and your individual needs, as long as I don't make trouble, can be defined. It's just that I still need your personalized support. In particular, some personalized services are still very private, right? "Don't make a fuss.

Immortals, you look at me, I look at you, and they all nodded yes, you should not make trouble. In my heart, I secretly praised the sleek and old-fashioned way. This is to ask us to have a one-on-one talk separately.,Okay,Yes.,Anyway, this 100W is not allowed to be spent in vain.。

The first to kidnap and make trouble was Sun Wukong. He's a hard-fisted scoundrel, and no one robs him.

Sun Wukong raised his hand and wanted to cast a silence formation, but when he thought about it, he was in the game world of Qiankun Mirror, and the silence formation could not be used in the game. So he said goodbye: "Is it safe to talk here?" ”

Don't make a fuss, and said leisurely: "Don't worry, the Great Sage, I'm still safe here." Of course, I don't dare to guarantee the power of Sanqing's means. ”

Sun Wukong put his mind at ease, what kind of character Sanqing is, how can he use the means of heaven to monitor the common people to speak, and he must not be tired to death. So he put his hands behind his back and asked as if the leader was interrogating his subordinates: "I said a little trouble, I can't figure it out, why did you make up such a big story in circles and integrate us together?" ”

"It's a long story, I'm a rootless person, and I have a few friends who live and die with me. I had to do everything I could to build a home for us that would shelter us from the elements, and find a solid foundation for this home, and the most stable kind. Don't make a fuss.

"It doesn't seem necessary to be that big, right? Even Hongjun was implicated by you. And it's a villain, and the risk seems to be even greater. Sun Wu said.

"The Great Sage was the first to find me, just to get to the bottom of it?"

"You're very good at diverting the conversation. Well, in that case, I'll make my request. I want to be stronger, the strongest kind. ”

"The Great Sage said with a smile, as soon as I started cultivating, I couldn't even beat half of the Great Sage's fingers, where is there any way to make the Great Sage become the strongest kind of strong? However, why does the Great Sage want to become stronger? Is there any deadly crisis in the Heavenly Court that requires the Great Sage to become stronger? "Don't ask.

"My grandson just likes to be stronger, stronger and stronger, and then stronger, there is no reason."

Don't make a fuss and nodded in agreement, and then asked, "Great Sage, do you have a mobile phone in Heavenly Court?" ”

"What? What Hand Chicken? Is it tasty? Sun Wukong asked.

"That Great Sage, what did you Heavenly Court start to have a Heavenly Court chat trading group?" "Don't ask again.

Sun Wukong scratched his head: "It's been a while, what's wrong?" ”

"Then what do you use to send and receive messages and red envelopes?" Don't ask.

"It's an instant message card that Lao Jun made up, which contains a precision magic circle, which can use spiritual energy to send text, voice, pictures and receive merit points, magic weapons and the like between various message cards."

"Oh, it's a lot like a mortal phone. Mobile phones, handheld machines, are not the ones that eat. Saying that, don't make a fuss, take out your virtual phone, and hand it to Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong was immediately amazed. This small object called a mobile phone is much stronger than the information card that Lao Jun is tinkering with.

Don't make a fuss, I guided Sun Wukong a few times, and actually gave him a whole video. Sun Wukong stared intently at the screen, in the picture, a stone by the sea was torn apart, a hairy monkey jumped up, the picture changed, the monkey was wearing a tiger skin apron and turned over and jumped, and changed into a robe to soar into the clouds...... The three words of Journey to the West appeared on the screen, and he saw the Hot Wheels flashing by, saw the monk who looked like Sanzang, and saw the "self" holding a wine jug and eating peaches? Chang'e, dancing? Master Tang Sanzang riding a white dragon horse?

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"This, this, what is this?" Sun Wukong was shocked.

"Journey to the West, the story of the Great Sage Bao Tang Sanzang Xitian produced by mortals, and a TV series filmed. The Great Sage doesn't need to be surprised, otherwise how would the people of the mortal world know so many stories about you, you are a hero in the minds of countless people in the mortal world!" Don't talk about it seemingly carelessly.

"Really? Is my grandson so famous in the mortal world? Sun Wukong said with a little displeasure.

"If you want to talk about the fame of the mortal world, in the entire Heavenly Court, you are definitely the number one existence. But ...... "Don't make a fuss."

"But what?"

"Although the Great Sage is famous, he only appears in novels and opera stories in the mortal world. There are many immortals who have had archetypal characters in the mortal world. For example, Marshal Tianpeng, the prototype character is Bian Zhuang in the Warring States Period of the mortal world, who used a plan to kill the great filial son of two tigers. These are recorded in the scriptures. And, the Great Sage, you only appear in novels and opera stories. Even the environment of this conversation between the two of us may be in the novel story of a certain character. "Don't make a fuss and throw out the shocking words.

"Are you serious?" Sun Wukong felt that his IQ was insulted.

"I've never been so serious. I suspect that your Heavenly Court Chat Trading Group is a special system used by a certain writer to connect with a certain protagonist in the mortal world in his story through mobile phone WeChat. Is there a person in your group who has been selling strange things that Heaven doesn't have recently? What a unique snack or something. "Don't ask.

"Yes, that man is my good brother. What's wrong? Sun Wukong was puzzled.

"Is that it?" Don't make a fuss, take out a few packs of spicy sticks, designer cigarettes, and a few Brazilian cigars.

Sun Wukong's eyes lit up. "Don't be a fairy friend, it turns out that you also have these good things?"

Don't make a fuss about hearing this, your heart is both relaxed and heavy. Relaxedly, my judgment is correct, this world is really the world in a certain novel, and it is good that the master is not here, and the immortals here are chaotic, which is very unfavorable to mortals. The heavy thing is that I don't know how to leave this world. The unknown is the biggest difficulty, how to break it?

"Then do you know what level of value these things are in the mortal world?" Don't ask Sun Wukong.

"It's expensive, it's hard to get it, right?"

Don't make a fuss in your heart for the stupid monkey for a second, and replied: "I converted their value in the mortal world into a successful virtue point, and you will understand it more intuitively." Spicy strips, mortal snacks, in which the salty, spicy, and fragrant are made by a large number of food additives. Spicy strips are not considered a healthy food. According to the price of the mortal world, 1 merit point can buy about 100 spicy strips with a 50-gram package. Cigarettes, items that are absolutely harmful to human health. Depending on the brand, expensive cigarettes cost 100 merit points 1 box, and cheap cigarettes cost 10 merit points a box. This coarse one is called a cigar, and I'm showing you a Brazilian cigar, about 800 merit points 1 stick. All of the above are not scarce in the mortal world, and they are easy to obtain. ”

"Won't it?" Sun Wukong still doesn't believe it.

"Shall we make a bet?"

"Bet on what? How to bet? "Sun Wukong is interested.

"Great Sage, you found the brother who once sold you these things. Tell him that you are going to give some benefits to your monkey grandchildren so that they can step up their cultivation. 1000 packs of spicy strips, 100 boxes of Coke and Sprite, canned ones. 100 cigarettes. Tell him, you haven't had a lot of merit lately, and you have some high-purity gold on your hands, okay? By the way, high-purity, do you have it, if not, change to another kind of baby. ”

"I don't have gold, there are gold crystals that are better than gold, and there are. But what are we betting on? Sun Wukong was puzzled.

"The things I'm talking about are just tens of thousands of dollars in the mortal world. It is equivalent to the price of less than one or two gold crystals. I bet, he paid a sky-high price, you know that you have been fooled, and you will involuntarily pay a sky-high price to buy his things, and you have to thank him. Don't make a fuss and say confidently.

"Okay, I'm a bet." Sun Wukong said in his heart, I still don't believe it, I know that I can still buy it at a sky-high price if I am caught? My grandson even has empty eyelashes, will he be fooled by that? Besides, that's my brother.

Half an hour later, Sun Wukong came back dejected. It's really evil, I feel like I'm evil, I know that I have suffered a loss, but I still laughed and paid 1,000 catties of gold crystal. No, I'm evil, otherwise I really can't explain it.

Don't make a fuss, as soon as you see him, you know that you guessed right again. He observed another second of silence for the poor monkey.

"Great Sage, do you know why you lost?" Don't ask.

"Why? I'm evil. ”

"Definitely. The person you trade items with is the protagonist of this world. The world is a fictional story that revolves around him. He has a strong protagonist aura in this world, taking the two worlds of immortals and mortals as a stalk, and exchanging low-value things in the mortal world for ultra-high-value items in the heavenly court. I believe that this person will eventually become the only person in the world in the heavens and on the earth. And the reason why you know that you are deceived, and you are unwilling to do so in your heart, still spend a high price to buy low-value things in your actions, is because every time you trade with that person, you will trigger the meme set for him in this novel, 'small things sell for big money'. You and he are both characters in a novel written by someone from an unknown world. The difference is that he is the main character and you are the supporting character. "Don't make a fuss.

"Is this really the world of fiction? What about you? Why didn't you say what kind of character you are in this fiction world? Sun Wukong asked.

"How else can I say I'm rootless? I am not native to this world. I'm not a character in this novel. I come from a gaming world. The game world has nothing to do with it. "Don't laugh wryly.

"It's all unbelievable." Sun Wukong doesn't believe it, at least he doesn't want to believe it.

"In this world. As long as you don't intersect with that person, you're still living your own life. As long as he contacts you, you can't get out of the relationship with him. Because, that will be the direction of the story designed for this world by the author of the novel outside the world. You will cooperate with that person in the various tasks he needs you to complete together. It's not controlled by your will, it's not controlled by the will of that person, it's the author of fiction outside the world. He is the true god of this world. And I am the variable of this world, maybe I will change some people and things, maybe nothing will change. Don't stretch out your hand and make a state of shaking hands with Sun Wukong: "Great Sage, you are willing to cooperate with me and become a variable in this world together." Break out of this world and get a life that is truly in your own control? ”