Volume 2 The World of Online Literature Chapter 35 Landing

Zhu Bajie's heart was full of joy, and he couldn't wait to run up and hug the queen mother and kiss her, and said to her: Thank you, old baby. But he held back, he hadn't lived enough, and a beautiful new life was beckoning him.

Zhu Bajie got out of the queen mother's palace and went straight to his cave. On the way, he sent a message to Chang'e: Come to my cave house quickly, I will send you back to the world, it will inevitably affect the plan, come lightly.

Is this pig's head really done? Chang'e was skeptical. It stands to reason that the pighead would not dare to trick me into doing anything with him. Go, what are you afraid of him? Chang'e looked at the jade rabbit who was chatting with someone, and felt a sense of relief in her heart, this eye that could not be said to be placed by her side, this time she could finally get rid of it completely. There was nothing to bring, and Chang'e left quietly.

Jade Rabbit can't wait for Chang'e to find a female fairy to play, so she can exchange small bits and pieces with Daxian for some delicious red ginseng.

As soon as Chang'e arrived at Zhu Bajie's cave mansion, all parts of the heavenly court received the decree issued by the queen mother: from now on, Chang'e, the dancing queen of the Moon Palace, will be transferred to the palace to serve as an escort, and without the will of this seat, the immortals of the heavenly court shall no longer invite or order Chang'e to dance for any reason.

Chang'e only felt in a trance, what else did she go to the mortal world? As an escort to the Queen Mother, it sounds good, and she ascended to the sky in one step, but since then she has lost the freedom in the Moon Palace.

Just when she was feeling sorry for herself here, two Zhu Bajie appeared in front of her. Let her think for a while that she is still in a dream?

"Don't worry, the will of the Queen Mother is all for the Jade Emperor to see. She already has you there. Saying that, Zhu Bajie pointed to another Zhu Bajie beside him.

"Just in case, let's hurry up." Zhu Bajie boldly took Chang'e's hand. Another Zhu Bajie took out the Tianji box and collected it to the two people holding hands, and for a while, Zhu Bajie and Chang'e were both put into the Tianji box, and then sent the Tianji box to Don't make trouble.

After that, the simulation Zhu Bajie closed the cave, opened the big array, and issued a notice that he would not go out of the customs without a holy oath.

"Pig's head, you dare to despise me?" Chang'e was furious and wanted to punch her, but found that she had appeared in a secret room. Sun Wukong, Yang Jian, Zhao Gongming and Nezha all looked at themselves with playful eyes, as well as the salty pig hands that were hugging their waists.

Zhu Bajie sneered, let go of his hand, and did not forget to sniff the residual fragrance on his hand intoxicated.

"Hehe, the box is too small, my old Zhu is a little fat, I have no choice but to hug my sister, hehe." Zhu Bajie smirked.

"You?" Chang'e is not easy to get mad in front of so many people. Then he asked, "Where is this?" ”

"Welcome to my world." Don't make noise from all corners of the room,

The walls of the chamber of secrets rose like curtains, gathering until they disappeared. The chamber was transformed into a wooden-fenced platform, and below the platform was a huge swimming pool that surrounded the small building in which the room was located.

A group of men and women resembling savages writhing to unknown music. There are men and women chasing and frolicking in the water, and there are men and women holding crystal cups drinking each other. Chang'e looked at this scene, and couldn't help but blush with shame.

"This mortal in this world is not clothed, why is he still so happy?" Chang'e asked suspiciously.

"Hey, here's a bikini." Zhu Bajie is very expert. He studied the scene in the mirror thoroughly.

The other male immortals nodded frequently, and what was in the mirror was really true. Only Sun Wukong didn't care, he wasn't interested in any of this.

Chang'e glanced at this group of unreliable men, especially the eyes of Zhu Bajie who wanted to kill him.

Zhu Bajie sneered, "I used the Qiankun Mirror to learn the changes in the world in preparation for coming to the world, hehe." ”

Nezha was very anxious and shouted loudly: "Don't brother, how is my business?" ”

"Brother Li, don't worry. And Brother Zhu, follow my guidance, come, I will take you to your room. Other fellow Daoists also follow the prompts to find your room and choose your favorite costume. This is the mortal world, and you have to follow the customs. After that, everything is casual, singing and dancing, drinking and flirting with girls, all at will. "Don't make a fuss and guide Nezha and Zhu Bajie to their respective rooms, this is a hundred meters underground, no one can get in without don't make trouble.

Nezha looked at the naked adult man with his eyes suspended in the liquid in the glass cover, and he did look a little like himself.

"Is this what I will be like as an adult?" Nezha muttered to himself.

"Yes. This clone is now in the culture medium. If you're ready, it's time to do the transfer of consciousness. "Don't make a fuss.

Nezha exhaled and made up his mind: "I'm ready." ”

As soon as the voice fell, the culture liquid in the petri dish quickly receded, and the door of the petri dish slowly opened.

Nezha's divine consciousness was released, wrapped in the clone, and observed the body. Breathing is stable, the five organs are normal, the bones are normal, the meridians are normal, and the sea is pure...... Nezha checked very carefully, after all, this is like changing lives, there is no intention to harm people, and the heart to prevent people is indispensable. Everything is as I said, this is a perfect body.

Nezha laid a defensive formation in the room and a formation to isolate the detection of divine sense. Now the room is completely owned, and you can't disturb your own room in any way. Nezha took out all kinds of pills suitable for mortal bodies, put them aside, and began to cast secret methods to seize the sacrifice.

Zhu Bajie is also very satisfied with his human body, whether it is his appearance or physique, all the hardware facilities are very satisfied. He also laid out the formation, took out all kinds of pills suitable for mortals, and exercises suitable for human cultivation, and then cast the secret method and set out to seize it.

Chang'e still feels confused, this is indeed not the heavenly court, I was really brought to the mortal world by the pig's head? Looking at the appearance of those people, it is clear that they have planned it a long time ago. Am I being abducted? The will of the Queen Mother, the Queen Mother, the Queen Mother's eyes can be broken, and the Queen Mother also acquiesced to the descent of these people? What is the Queen Mother? Zhao Gongming, Tongtian Sect Master, Sanqing?

"Boom"

A bolt from the blue. Is this a game I can afford as a dancing girl? Pig's head wow, I don't share the sky with you! A cold breath raged in Chang'e's room.

"Beauty, anger and anger can make wrinkles accumulate, and the lack of aura in the mortal world makes it difficult to eliminate wrinkles. Don't make trouble with the mortal world survival tips, mortals have a fragile physique, and immortals should try their best to restrain the immortal law in the mortal world, so as not to accidentally injure mortals and cause them to die, generate boundless cause and effect, and affect their cultivation. This mechanical voice came from the room.

Chang'e subconsciously touched her face, I don't want wrinkles. Calm, calm, restraint, restraint. "Shhhh......h

Chang'e began to observe the room she was in, which was a suite of several rooms. Chang'e has seen this kind of similar suite in the TV series in the Qiankun mirror, and now she is in the living room, which seems to have a bedroom and bathroom, and this kind of suite in the TV series is in a big hotel, is this a big hotel?

Chang'e opened the opaque glass door, and inside was a pool much smaller than the outside, with blue water tiles and blue tiles, and a faint mist. Chang'e leaned over and brushed the water with her hand, it was hot spring water. This hot spring pool is spacious enough for four or five people to soak in at the same time.

I'm not familiar with this place yet, so it's good to soak in the hot springs here. Chang'e didn't want to see those naked mortals, and she didn't want to dress the same as them, cheapening those crooked melons and cracked dates in the sky. Is it just safe here?

"Who was talking just now?" Chang'e asked subconsciously.

"Hello, I'm Xiaolan, the smart housekeeper of this suite. This suite is specially prepared for Chang'e Fairy and is the best suite in the resort center. "It's still the same mechanical voice.

"Smart housekeeper? Do you see me? Chang'e asked.

"The smart butlers at this resort don't see the customers. The suite is completely secure and there is no surveillance equipment. Lan replied.

"The smart housekeeper is based on accurate calculations of the temperature of the room, changes in the owner's breathing, changes in heart rate, and comes to the conclusion that the owner is in a state of anger. If the owner doesn't want Xiaolan to monitor the environmental changes in the room, he can use voice commands to turn off Xiaolan by 'turning off the smart housekeeper'. At that time, the owner will be in complete privacy. If I want to ask for Xiaolan's help, I can send a voice 'Xiaolan Xiaolan', and I will be activated to provide services for the master. Xiaolan replied.

"What kind of services do you provide?" Chang'e kept asking like a curious baby.

"Xiaolan can provide a lot of services for the owner, such as turning on and off the electrical appliances in the room, and the owner can say, Xiaolan Xiaolan, turn on the TV or turn off the TV. The host wants to drink a drink, Xiaolan Xiaolan, I want to drink orange juice, I will select the freshest oranges for the owner, squeeze them into juice for the owner, and send them to the owner. In this suite, Little Blue will do her best to serve the owner. Lan replied.

"Xiaolan, am I pretty?" Chang'e asked.

"Little Blue can't see the master. Xiaolan hasn't seen anything since it came online, so Xiaolan doesn't know what beauty looks like. But the master is a fairy, and fairies are all beautiful, so the master must also be beautiful. Lan replied.

"Xiaolan, do you say that people in bikinis are beautiful?"

"Xiaolan has actually never seen anything, and she can't tell the difference between beauty and ugliness like a human. However, Xiaolan feels that clothing can change people's temperament and improve people's charm, but they cannot change the beauty and ugliness in the actual sense. ”

"How do you know this when you've seen everything?" Chang'e asked curiously.

"Xiaolan is an artificial intelligence system, and before it is successfully debugged and applied to the service, Xiaolan's database stores a huge amount of knowledge." Xiaolan explained.

It seems to be quite safe, Chang'e has made an enchantment for the entire hot spring pool, so that it cannot be detected by other immortals with their divine sense.

"Xiaolan, please prepare it for me, I want to take a bath."

"Good master."