Chapter 1126: The Monkey Makes Trouble in the Underworld (Part II)
Exposition.
Yuan Shi Tianzun called Yuding Zhenren: "Yuding, do you know about the monkey's troubles in the underworld?" ”
Yuding is really humane: "I just knew." ”
Yuan Shi Tianzun said: "Yuding, what do you think of this matter? ”
Yuding Zhenren faced Yuan Shi Tianzun's question, and wanted to say that he didn't know how to look at it.
But if Yuding Zhenren really dared to say this in front of Yuan Shi Tianzun, the consequences might not be so beautiful.
Yuding Zhenren thought for a while and said, "Some time ago, I also went to Huaguo Mountain and saw monkeys. ”
"At that time, I didn't expect him to go to the underworld to make a big fuss, and it was so lively."
"Judging from the reaction of the prefecture, this is completely planned."
Yuan Shi Tianzun said: "The area of water released from the underworld has indeed reached the limit!" ”
"What does Haotian want to do?"
"It's a terrible feeling that makes people feel like they can't figure it out."
Yuding is really humane: "Master, Haotian's reactions have become more and more abnormal over the years. ”
Yuan Shi Tianzun said: "Who said it wasn't, just look at it." ”
"One day we will be able to know what Haotian's true purpose is and what the reason for such an abnormality is."
Interception.
The whole sect behaved like the Tongtian Sect Master about this matter, and after taking a glance, they put it down without interest.
The Tongtian Sect Master said, "Is this kind of thing worth making a fuss about? ”
"People Haotian can do whatever he wants in his own home, you said that these people are still researching and researching, it's really troublesome! It's a lot of trouble! ”
"If you want me to say, which one makes me unhappy, directly the Immortal Sword Formation is arranged in place."
"One sword breaks ten thousand laws, this kind of thing is not something to be said casually."
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Flood Wasteland.
The monkey fought like this all the way, and before he knew it, he had hit in front of the Hades Palace.
After the monkey left, the ghosts who were originally "beaten" to death by the monkey with a ruyi golden hoop stick stood up one by one and did what they should do like no one else.
Not only that, but these ghosts are also discussing with each other:
"The iron rod in this monkey's hand is ruthless enough, this time it's all green for me!"
"It's painful, but we're definitely in terms of acting
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No problem, I will definitely be able to satisfy Lord Yama! ”
"Hehe, looking at the majestic appearance of the monkey, I suddenly want to experience the feeling of such a big fuss."
"You have it, that monkey came to make a big fuss in the underworld, I don't know how many schemes are hidden behind it, just an ordinary ghost like us who has no identity and no feet, want to experience this? Dream! ”
"That's what I'm saying, don't hit people like this all the time, okay?" ...
In front of the palace of Hades.
The bull head and horse face stood on both sides, looked at the monkey with a serious face, and said, "Who is coming, why is it making a big fuss about my underworld?" ”
This made the monkey ask the question, and when he thought about it, the master didn't teach him how to reply.
The bull head and horse looked at the expression on the monkey's face, and knew that he had blinded the other party, but when he saw that the monkey was slow to speak.
The bull-headed horse glanced at each other and said in unison: "Okay, you demon monkey, in the face of our questioning, you actually ignore it, it's really arrogant!" ”
"Now the two of us will take you down and hand you over to Lord Yama to deal with!"
When the monkey heard this, the look of embarrassment on his face was removed.
There's nothing that can't be solved by a fight, and if there is, then another one.
The words of the bull head and horse face are undoubtedly to give the monkey a step down, so as not to be a goof on both sides.
This scene has been performed so far, and everyone knows that they are actors, but if they do, they have to continue acting.
Once it's really a goof, it's still each other who are embarrassed.
In this way, the monkey and the bull-headed horse face fought each other...
After about half a cup of tea, the bull head suddenly spat blood and said, "Ma Mian, I... I can't! ”
"Poof~!" The head of the bull fell to the ground, and there was no breath at all.
Seeing Niu Tou's performance like this, Ma Mian scolded in his heart: "Damn!" Can you still play like this? ”
Niu Tou received a box lunch in advance, and the horse noodles had to be topped.
After another half of the tea, the horse's face was shaky and shouted into the palace of the king of Hades: "Lord Yama, I... I can't! ”
"This demon monkey is too powerful, I'll go~!"
"Poof~!" The horse also vomited blood and fell to the ground, looking dead.
After the horse fell to the ground, he saw the cold head of the bull not far away and winked at him.
Ma Mian scolded secretly: "Sneaky and slippery guy." ”
When the monkey saw that the bull's head and horse face had fallen, he had no intention of whipping the corpse.
This is a whip
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The corpse was brought to life, and the scene was absolutely embarrassing.
It's cool, but you can't get too deep into the play, otherwise something will definitely go wrong.
The monkey entered the Hades Palace, and the two bulls and horses patted their buttocks and stood up.
Niu Tou said: "Okay, the task of the two of us is successfully completed." ”
Ma Mian said: "Niu Tou, you unrighteous guy! ”
The bull head looked at the horse and said, "Old horse, where do you start with this?" ”
Ma Mian said: "I discussed falling to the ground together just now, why did you lie down first?" ”
The bull head said: "Isn't there no way, the monkey has been staring at me and beating, and the injuries on my body are supposed to be enough to die ten times or eight times." ”
"It's not like that if you don't fall down, the atmosphere is so in place, what do you say~"
Ma Mian heard the bull head say this, and said, "It seems to be the same thing!" ”...
In the palace of Hades.
After Ma Mian's voice just now came out, the Yama King and Black and White Impermanence in the Hades Hall were already ready.
After the monkey entered the Hades Palace, Black and White Impermanence rushed forward first... Then he was beaten by a monkey and screamed.
Black impermanence said: "The king spares his life!" The king spares his life! ”
Bai Wuchang said: "Lord Yama, help~"
King Yama's eyelids jumped as he looked at the black and white impermanence that made the creatures tremble.
He secretly said in his heart: "In order to make the Emperor of Heaven satisfied with this play, our underworld has really worked hard!" ”
Black and white impermanence was beaten aside by the monkey, and a look of fear appeared on his face.
King Yama watched the monkey come towards him, and sighed in his heart, "It's finally me." ”
Immediately afterwards, King Yama staged a play again!
The frightened King of Yama said to the monkey: "Come on~ Come on!" ”
"Who are you sacred!"
When the monkey saw King Yama like this, he sighed in his heart, "Lord Yama, this play has been performed." ”
With a sigh in his heart, the monkey thrust the Ruyi golden hoop stick in his hand and shouted: "Quickly take out the life and death book in my Huaguo Mountain area." ”
The king of Yama called the judges, and he hurriedly rummaged around the table, and finally... Got it!
In fact, the book of life and death in the Huaguoshan area had been prepared long before the monkeys came.
The reason for this is that it is completely the king of Yama and the judge who are temporarily adding a play.
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