Chapter 45: Hello Dad
Guo Shaoyang glanced at Qin Caixia, stopped talking, beat his spirit, and read the "Lease Girlfriend Agreement" aloud word by word:
In accordance with the relevant laws and regulations of the state, the man and woman sign this agreement through friendly negotiation and in line with the principles of equality, voluntariness, mutual benefit and win-win:
1. The woman voluntarily leases to the man, the daily rent is 100 yuan, and the lease period is tentatively set for one day.
2. All red envelopes and gifts received by the woman belong to the man, and the woman must hand them over in time, and must not fill her own pockets and do things that are detrimental to social morality;
3. When you need to show your parents, you can have intimate actions such as holding hands and hugging (excluding kissing);
4. If she stays overnight due to work needs and has to sleep in the same room at night, the woman can only sleep on the ground and must not have deviant behavior, thus ruining the 5,000-year-old civilization history of the Chinese nation;
5. The woman must keep it confidential, and once the secret is leaked, the woman must bear full responsibility.
At the beginning, Qin Caixia listened very carefully, and when she listened to it, she couldn't help but want to get angry, and when she heard the last one patiently, Caixia threw a pair of chopsticks on the table vigorously, and couldn't help scolding: "What kind of bullshit agreement are you, first of all, this first article will not work!" ”
Guo Shaoyang was puzzled: "Why not, isn't it a hundred yuan a day that we discussed?" ”
Qin Caixia raised her hand and said: "I'm not talking about this, the "Labor Law" clearly stipulates that overtime is paid three days a day, why are you the same as normal wages, when I am legally illiterate?" It is also friendly and consultative, equal and voluntary! ”
Guo Shaoyang lowered his face and said, "Otherwise, what should you do, you can go up if you want the tide to rise!" ”
Qin Caixia's eyebrows fluttered and said: "I don't want the tide to rise, I think what you said is inappropriate, why do I receive a red envelope and don't hand it in, it will damage social morality, I can't wear such a big hat." And let me sleep on the ground and you sleep on the bed, do you still have a gentlemanly demeanor, do you know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade? I can't afford to ruin the history of 5,000 years of civilization! If Mei Mei goes with you, will you also stipulate the same rules? ”
Guo Shaoyang was speechless by Qin Caixia's words, this was originally a formality, but she didn't expect her to take it seriously, so she had to say sullenly: "Then I'll change it." ”
Guo Shaoyang folded the agreement and was about to put it in his pocket, Qin Caixia suddenly pounced and snatched the agreement from his hand and said, "Okay, that's it, this is a formality, you took it seriously when I joked with you just now." The writing is good, I'll take it back to show Meimei, she has to laugh. ”
Guo Shaoyang couldn't help but swallow a few mouthfuls of saliva, and stopped talking, in fact, he also wanted to show the agreement to Cao Fangmei, which just showed that it was just a transaction between him and Qin Caixia, and his feelings for her were still the same. Until this moment, he still hoped that a miracle would happen suddenly, and Cao Fangmei would be able to change her mind and get rid of distractions and go with him to see the old man. It's a pity that it wasn't until three days later that he and Qin Caixia got on the long-distance bus back to their hometown together, but Cao Fangmei still couldn't make up her mind.
From Qincheng to Guo Shaoyang's house, it takes about two and a half hours to take a long-distance bus, and they sit side by side as awkward as they want, Guo Shaoyang realized that it would not work like this, and the old man would definitely suspect that he had never been far away in his life, but those eyes were poisonous.
Guo Shaoyang told Qin Caixia over and over again, from now on you will be called Zhang Yating instead of Qin Caixia, in order not to let things go, they will practice over and over again in the car, Guo Shaoyang called him Yating when Qin Caixia was not paying attention, and Qin Caixia didn't seem to be in a state, turning her face out of the window thinking that although she sometimes has no heart and lungs, this is the first time she has deceived her parents.
Guo Shaoyang was very anxious, because he was about to get home, and Qin Caixia seemed to be absent-minded at all, he called Yating softly three times, but she didn't react at all, her eyes looked at the scenery flashing outside the window, and she didn't know what she was thinking in her head.
Guo Shaoyang stabbed her in a hurry and said, "What do you want?" I warn you, if you are so undedicated at work, be careful that I will deduct your salary. ”
"However, I suddenly felt that this is not good, you can't lie to anyone and your own family! What if it gets a goof? Qin Caixia said worriedly.
Guo Shaoyang saw that Qin Caixia wanted to retreat, so he said very seriously: "What do you mean, don't you retreat from the battle, risk me being disloyal and unfilial!" When my parents heard that you were coming, they were so happy that they killed the old hen in the house, and I couldn't let them down. Besides, if you helped me today, I'll help you another day. ”
In fact, there is a sentence that Qin Caixia has been holding back in her heart and not saying, that is, what if the old man falls in love with her, a fake daughter-in-law, and how to end it up then. She suddenly had a feeling of being deceived, and for a while she felt that she was not pretending to be someone else to go on a blind date, but that she herself went to see her parents-in-law.
Thinking of this, Qin Caixia couldn't help but feel a little flustered, but things were already like this, so she could only take one step at a time.
Of course, Guo Shaoyang was not easy in his heart, and he kept muttering. Sitting in the car, he kept wondering if it was right or wrong to do so. simply told the old man everything about the things between him and Zhang Yating, and was worried that the old man would scold him for not working well outside, anyway, "good horses don't eat back grass", it doesn't feel good to come together after eight years, and what he can't tolerate the most is Zhang Yating's current profession of running night games.
So far, it can only be better to have more than one thing, he has a rough plan in his heart, I hope he can hide it from the world, and then it depends on how Qin Caixia cooperates.
The long-distance bus drove all the way from Qincheng to Sancha Town, got off the car and walked for half an hour to Guo Shaoyang's house, Shaoyang's family lived in the east of the town on the mountainside, the mountains and rivers are beautiful, belonging to the mid-mountainous area, from a few years ago said that they would return farmland to forests, and the people from several villages in the mountains were moved to the town to live, but it was shelved for various reasons.
In fact, the town is not very prosperous, just a Z-shaped street, the shops on both sides of the street are mostly brick houses built ten years ago, and there are two rows of newly built two-story buildings on the north side of the street. The most prominent buildings in the whole town are the township government office building and the junior high school teaching building, as well as the rows of shops under construction on the side of the road.
Because most of the people in the town went out to work, the town was not lively, but I still met several acquaintances.
The first thing I met was his childhood playmate, the girl next door Wang Haiyan, she was three years younger than Guo Shaoyang, but she had been married for more than four years, she was married to the old Liu family in the town, holding a three-year-old child in her hand, if she hadn't greeted her first, Guo Shaoyang was afraid that she wouldn't have recognized her, because she had become a bear adulterated.
The two exchanged a few words of greeting, Guo Shaoyang dragged Qin Caixia over and introduced to her that this is my girlfriend, Qin Caixia took the opportunity to put her face on Guo Shaoyang's chest, revealing a very happy expression, that Wang Haiyan glanced at Qin Caixia up and down, praised Shaoyang's good vision, Shaoyang smiled very proudly, in fact, his heart was sour than anyone else, and when Wang Haiyan just walked away, he pushed Qin Caixia away, and asked her: "What happened to you just now, you don't know how to cooperate at all, watching you smile is even more ugly than crying!" ”
Guo Shaoyang's words are not exaggerated, Qin Caixia is not laughing more ugly than crying, but she will not laugh at all, because when Guo Shaoyang suddenly dragged her over and hugged her shoulder, she felt very unaccustomed, when the body temperature on Guo Shaoyang's body spread all over her body through her arm, she couldn't help but feel excited, turned her head to look at Shaoyang, he was completely businesslike.
Qin Caixia couldn't help but scold, "I was about to ask you, next time before doing a similar intimate action, it's better to have a hint or something." ”
Guo Shaoyang complained: "It's your own acting skills that are not in good shape, and you said that I didn't remind you, don't you beat you up!" ”
Qin Caixia said a little narcissistically: "Whoever beats a rake, just stand next to you in my image, no one else knows what's going on without acting, you don't want to get cheap and sell well, take the opportunity to take advantage of me." ”
"I'll take advantage of you!" Guo Shaoyang couldn't help sneering, squinting at Qin Caixia, meaning to say, Miss, you are too narcissistic.
"Where are you looking?" Qin Caixia hurriedly crossed her hands to cover her chest, she was wearing very thin clothes that day, and she was in danger of going out at any time, but her tone was very determined.
Guo Shaoyang originally just glanced at her symbolically, but after she was so embarrassed, she couldn't help but blush with her forehead, as if she had really done something wrong, and said: "I didn't see anything!" ”
"Humph! I didn't see anything - there is a thief's heart but no thief's courage. Qin Caixia couldn't help pouting and sneering, she looked very naughty and cute.
Guo Shaoyang shook his head, too lazy to worry about her, and he was afraid that Qin Caixia would not do it if he cared too much. will be home soon, Guo Shaoyang only hopes that she can be dedicated and not make any mistakes halfway.
Guo Shaoyang told Qin Caixia some precautions all the way, and gave a general introduction to their family.
In Guo Shaoyang's memory, his mother has always been a very diligent person. When he was a child, when the sky was bright, his mother would get up and make breakfast for him, then wake him up, help him wash his face, and take him to school.
Gradually, my mother got a lot older, her eyes were spent, her face was wrinkled, her long face looked longer because she was thin, and there were many gray hairs in her black hair. What distressed Guo Shaoyang the most was his mother's hands, which became so rough because of the rough work, and every winter, his mother's hands would crack and even ooze blood.
The old man and his mother are the same as the authentic farmers, Dou Da can not read a few words to admit death, the ordinary face is full of the hard work and hardship of working in the field every day, the old man always smokes, and the original white teeth are yellowed by smoke.
The old man stood at the head of the village early and waited to pick them up, Guo Shaoyang was carrying a few bags of things in his hand, and shouted "Dad" from afar, but Qin Caixia also shouted "Hello Dad".