Chapter Ninety-Four: Thirty-six Strategies for Love
After another half of the night, Ren Yu and Lin Wan shrank in the corner of the carriage and rested against each other, Qin Zhen drove the car in the second half of the night and then changed to Yan Mingxu to drive.
Turning around and leaving the driver's seat, I wanted to rest, but suddenly found that Lu Yan hadn't slept yet, and was looking at something with a flashlight behind the car.
"What are you looking at, I haven't seen you so serious in reading."
Qin Zhen leaned over violently, snatched the book from Lu Yan's hand, turned over the cover, and read it out word by word:
"How to get along with your child – teach you to be his friend!" 》”
“……?!! What are you doing with this?! ”
Qin Zhen shouted strangely, as if he suddenly thought of something, and looked at Lu Yan's eyes changed three times:
"Damn, no, Lao Tzu just asked you to confess to the little girl, you've come to this point. Forget about indecent people, and still want adulterers to give you children?! ”
With a loud voice, Ren Yulin opened his eyes in a daze, and even Yan Mingxu, who was driving in front, couldn't help but turn his head, his eyes were very weird.
Lu Yan was speechless in his heart, and said weakly:
"No, I ......"
"It's not nothing, Xiao Lu, Xiao Lu, Lao Tzu always thought you were a serious person, I didn't dare to talk to you before, I didn't expect you to be a pervert in private!"
Qin Zhen had already begun to crook up, shaking the book in his hand:
"Don't explain, here's the proof! Mountains of evidence!! ”
Lu Yan felt that it didn't make sense with this person, he hadn't seen him for a few years, and Qin Zhen had changed from a well-rooted PLA soldier to an old fritter who played tricks all day long.
In the past, his character would fight with Qin Zhen, but now he can only argue in front of this person's broken mouth.
Qin Zhen crackled and flipped through the book in his hand, and suddenly found that Lu Yan not only read, but also drew a lot with a pen!
He leaned the book closer and read it word by word:
"Don't lose your temper with your child casually, don't build an image of indifference in your child's heart. Comment: It is true that you can't lose your temper, you cry easily, you can scare it slightly, and the effect is excellent. ”
"Praise your child positively and give him rewards often. Note: This method is very good and can be used to divert attention, and the best feedings: whirlwind beef patty, milk candy, mashed potatoes are secondary. ”
“……”
Qin Zhen squinted his eyes and looked inexplicable:
"What is this, the child has not been born, how do you know what he likes to eat?"
After a while, it dawned on me:
"You're not here for future children, you're here for Mu Tang, a little girl!!"
Lu Yan nodded helplessly, he didn't have the strength to explain to Qin Zhen.
Qin Zhen touched his chin:
"No, where did you get so many parenting books?"
"The villa area took it by the way."
When he was cleaning the villa with Mu Tang, he suddenly found that there were books on the shelves, and Lu Yan didn't know why he took it in a ghost's mind.
Later, I flipped through it occasionally, and suddenly felt that it was quite useful, and many of the methods in it were very applicable to Mu Tang, so she ate that set.
Qin Zhen handed the book to Lu Yan and was verbose:
"No, Xiao Lu, why don't you open your mind? Is this the book you should read? You shouldn't watch this, what you should watch is "Thirty-six Strategies for Love"!! That's what you're supposed to see!! ”
"Those things don't work." Lu Yan waved his hand.
"How is it useless? This is a sacred work known as the 'Bachelor's Book' in our army, and many brothers rely on it to get off the list, why is it useless in your mouth?! ”
Qin Zhen shook his head with hatred, if he couldn't beat it, he even wanted to knock Lu Yan's head.
"Why are you so stupid? Do you want to marry her as a daughter-in-law, not raise her as a daughter, what if you continue to do this, what if she treats you as a father? ”
"Lao Tzu is really convinced, after living for so many years, it is the first time I have seen such a daughter-in-law chased by him."
Lu Yan didn't bother to explain to him that Mu Tang's brain circuit was not on the same line as that of a normal girl at all.
For example, a handful of lollipop flowers, normal people like the diamond ring hidden inside, and Mu Tang likes the 100 lollipops.
Another example is a quarrel, what other girls care about is whether the other party really loves them, but Mu Tang only cares about whether he will cook food for her.
There are too many things like this, and he can't finish talking about them for three days and three nights, and what he needs more than the "Love Book" is "how to know exactly what the zombies are thinking".
Lu Yan snatched the book back and put it into the space.
Qin Zhen glanced at Mu Tang, who was wrapped in the quilt in the middle of the car, and said worriedly:
"I've been asleep for almost two days, and this little girl is too good to sleep, so she won't say anything wrong, right?!"
Lu Yan is not worried, for Mu Tang, dormancy can quickly restore physical functions, and according to Mu Tang's previous dormancy rules, she is almost about to wake up.
Qin Zhen suddenly bumped into him again:
"I said, don't you really need to?"
"What is needed?"
"Love 36 Tricks!"
Qin Zhen even had a little smug on his face:
"Let me tell you, although I don't have a book, I still remember a little, and I will recite it to you now, so that you can have a long insight?"
Lu Yan pressed his eyebrows with a headache, and refused ruthlessly with a cold face:
"No, you might as well keep it for yourself."
"Cut."
Qin Zhen saw that he didn't eat oil and salt, and he didn't want to say any more, he was sitting in the corner angrily and was about to catch up on sleep, but Lu Yan suddenly stopped him:
"Don't sleep yet, are you looking for the wrong way, why did you start climbing the mountain?"
Qin Zhen didn't have a good air:
"How is that possible?! I, Lao Qin, would never make such a low-level mistake! You're insulting me! ”
Lu Yan pulled out the map:
"It stands to reason that we should have crossed the river now, how could we go up?!"
Yan Mingxu turned around and said:
"Chief Lu, that's right, it's this road, the river is below, almost fifty meters wide."
Lu Yan was surprised:
"The bridge was built on the mountain?!"
Yan Mingxu nodded:
"There is a lot of rain in this area, the terrain is low, the river channel is narrow, the river is easy to rise, and the bridge is easy to be flooded when it is built low, and it is generally built in the middle of the mountain."
Lu Yan nodded, but watching the car climb higher and higher, he suddenly had an ominous premonition.