Chapter 84: The Initiation Ceremony
With all kinds of impatience, in the end, Li Yao took himself off and sat naked cross-legged in front of the small table with Yan'er, and on the other side of the small table, Yangmei, the pretty owner, had been sitting there quietly, staring at Li Yao and Yan'er with a pair of big eyes.
Thinking about Li Yao's thick skin, a hundred people blushed, he didn't necessarily blush, but now? Li Yao was indeed stared at by Yangmei and blushed a little, you can imagine how embarrassing such a scene is, saying that it is fragrant, it is not at all.
Who let such a powerful and perverted old witch sit opposite? Not to mention Li Yao, even if it were any man, in the face of this situation, he couldn't be impulsive even if he wanted to, right?
But Yang Mei stared at Li Yao for a while, and after seeing that he was blushing, Yang Mei smiled happily: "Yo! I really didn't expect that you kid would blush!"
"Of course it will, who told you to sit opposite and stare at it?" Li Yao replied angrily.
"People are born naked, regardless of men and women, they are born like this, in our Hehuanmen, after death, you have to take off all your clothes and hold an open burial, is it time to wait for you to die, when you hold an open burial for you, hundreds of pairs of eyes are staring at you together, can you still blush and get up?" Yang Mei chuckled and joked Li Yao.
Li Yao's face twitched when he heard this, and he thought, Lao Tzu didn't go to your Hehuan Gate to hold an open burial! When Lao Tzu died, maybe Lao Tzu would be able to get rid of this Feng Xiaobao's body, and his soul would return to the 21st century.
Li Yao thought like this in his heart, but he didn't dare to say more, but when it was the smoke sitting on the side, he said to Yang Mei very indifferently: "Sister Yang Mei, don't tease him anymore, hurry up and start the second step!"
"You little girl, why are you in a hurry? Do you want to bathe in the acacia water with this kid?"
"No! It's not good to be naked! So hurry up and get it done, hurry up and put your clothes on!" I thought. Yan'er hurriedly explained to Yangmei.
Yangmei laughed when she heard it, and she was very happy.
Whenever she saw the young man sitting in front of her so panicked, Yang Mei wanted to laugh in her heart, and from this state, you could see what the young man and woman sitting opposite her were like in the end, obviously, although Li Yao was flamboyant and flamboyant, and he was bad, but he also knew that he was blushing, which proved that this kid actually had some simplicity in his heart, and it was not all as he showed on the surface.
It is not difficult to explain why Yangmei likes Li Yaohui so much at this moment, while smiling, Yangmei put her little hand into her sleeve, took out a palm-sized small jade bottle from the long sleeve, put the small jade bottle in front of the two of them, and said to the two: "This Hehuan water is the most precious thing in my Hehuan Sect, which is made of the essence and blood of men and women, and has the effect of instilling the gods and lifting the top, which can expose the most primitive ** , so when the acacia water showers down from your foreheads for a while, I hope you can hold back the most primitive ** in your hearts, and don't ...... in front of me."
"I know, I know, Sister Yangmei, let's start quickly! Don't say it, it's embarrassing. Yan'er didn't wait for Yangmei to finish speaking, she immediately opened her mouth to interrupt Yangmei, for fear that Yangmei would continue to talk about it, and she would be embarrassed.
"Hehe......" Yang Mei stretched out her hand to cover her small mouth, laughed out loud, and stared at Yan'er and Li Yao for a while.
Li Yao looked at the small jade bottle held by Yang Mei in his hand, he swallowed two mouthfuls of saliva into his throat, and thought, before I crossed over, I liked to watch Teacher Cang every day, if I was now inspired by this acacia water The most primitive **, I can't guarantee that I can bear it!
Thinking like this in his heart, Li Yao stopped doing it, and hurriedly stretched out his hand to Yang Mei and said: "Sister Yang Mei, Yang Gate Master, my stomach is suddenly a little uncomfortable, and I want to, or let's go here today! No need to drench in any acacia water, let's hold this entrance ceremony in the future, okay?"
"What, do you want to escape?" Yang Mei stared at Li Yao and asked rhetorically, her pretty face immediately turned cold.
"No, I'm really sick to my stomach, so ......" Li Yao hurriedly opened his mouth to cover up.
But before he could finish speaking, Yangmei suddenly reached forward with her little hand, and the small jade bottle in her hand shook, and immediately shook out a small stream of blood-red acacia water, which poured Li Yao on his forehead, Li Yao instantly drenched himself stupidly with this acacia water, staring at Yangmei, the old witch, and couldn't let go of the fart.
But what about Yangmei? She didn't care about it, after drenching Li Yao with acacia water, Yangmei waved her hand to Yan'er at a very fast speed, and poured acacia water on Yan'er, until both of them were drenched in acacia water, and Yangmei said to Li Yao: "You'd better close your eyes quickly, calm your heart, and carry the baptism of this acacia water into your body, otherwise, after a while, the medicinal power of acacia water will attack, and if you can't carry it, your blood vessels will burst and die, don't blame me for not reminding you at that time." ”
"You, you...... You old witch, I'll ......" Li Yao finally couldn't help it, and scolded Yangmei angrily.
"Little bastard, you still dare to scold the old lady, the old lady slashed you with one palm. Yang Mei was scolded by Li Yao, and she was also angry, so she raised her palm on the spot and made a gesture to slap Li Yao.
But before her slap fell, Li Yao's body suddenly turned bloody, and the blood vessels protruded from the subcutaneous one by one, which suddenly made Li Yao's appearance look extremely terrifying, and the frightened Li Yao almost screamed, and Yang Mei also withdrew her hand when she saw it, with a smug smile on her face.
Li Yao is here for a while, but he has the heart to kill the old witch Yangmei.
As the blood red on his body surged up, and the blood vessels burst out, Li Yao felt that there was a fire burning in his body, burning his body uncomfortably, if it weren't for knowing that this was a side effect after drenching in acacia water, Li Yao might really be unable to help but impulsively pounce on the opposite bayberry, revenge, revenge.
Yang Mei still smiled lightly and said to Li Yao: "Look at Yan'er sitting next to you, her whole body is still blood-red, but her blood vessels are not like you, which can only prove that Yan'er's heart is quieter than yours, and she can calmly bear all the side effects brought to her by Hehuan Water, so I still advise you to close your eyes as soon as possible and calm down, and press down the most primitive **, and think about the things that really make you unforgettable." ”
"Is it unforgettable?" Li Yao heard this, and he muttered faintly and quieted down.
According to what Yang Mei said, Li Yao tried to close his eyes, quietly shook off the distracting thoughts in his mind, and quieted down, and with Li Yao's quietness, the blood vessels that burst out on his body were also slowly retracted, which alleviated the intense burning pain in Li Yao's body a lot.
Yang Mei watched Li Yao quickly settle down and fell into a state of contemplation, she just breathed a long sigh of relief, and said to herself: "Good boy, sure enough, Confucianism can be taught, so quickly you can fall into a state of concentration, and suppress the Hehuan Water Burning Thoughts, it is really not simple, the master of this sect is quite optimistic about you, maybe you can do something in the future." ”
"......Huh" As soon as Yangmei's voice fell, Li Yao, who was sitting opposite, exhaled heavily, as if responding to Yangmei.
"You little bastard, I thought you were settled, and you still hang Erlang like this, if you don't give the old lady a set of thoughts, the old lady will cut you immediately. Li Yao's exhalation, Yang Mei was instantly angry, glaring at Li Yao and scolding.
Just now she thought that Li Yao had fallen into a state of concentration, but now she knows that Li Yao is still in a state of semi-concentration, otherwise, just now she opened her mouth to praise Li Yao, Li Yao would not have heard and responded to her admiration, and Yang Mei only now knows how much Li Yao is hanging, which makes Yang Mei speechless!