Chapter 1: Little Bastards

Chapter 1 Little Bastard

Eh, don't dig for Lao Tzu, that's the medicinal herbs I worked so hard to grow, a rickety old man in a jute coat, with a face full of resentment on a three-foot yellow-haired child with messy hair and a dirty face.

I saw that the three-foot boy was only five or six years old, wearing shabby and wide robes, most of his small belly was exposed, his face was covered with dirt, and his hair was messy, so that anyone who saw it couldn't help but feel pity.

"Old fellow, master, I'll help you weed and turn the ground, what are you yelling about!"

After listening to the yellow-haired child's words, the rickety old man was angry, and pointed to the herbs in the medicine garden and shouted, "You little bastard, are you so kind to help me weed?, thank God if you don't mess up with me, I am grateful, I worked hard to transplant, Linghua Fruit, and the phoenix grass, I destroyed them one by one, I don't let you peel off the skin today, Lao Tzu can't swallow this breath!"

Seeing that the posture was wrong, the yellow-haired child immediately picked up the hoe and aimed at the large medicine garden in front of him, "The old thing hurry up and stop for Lao Tzu, otherwise Lao Tzu will destroy all your medicine land for you, believe it or not"

The boy's hands were still shaking as he said this, for he knew that the old man was so elusive that he had suffered a lot. Suddenly found that the head was gone, and he knew that his confidant had no chance, and he couldn't escape this fight, so he didn't do it endlessly, and he had to destroy a few spirit grasses on his death, and the old guy would feel distressed for a while, otherwise he wouldn't be a loss, a flash.

Although he was young, he had been practicing since he was a child, a feint, he was about to swing a hoe, everything was in the eyes of the old man, showing a knowing smile, just in the next second, the old man moved, even the yellow-haired child did not expect that the old man's speed was so fast, when the hoe just touched the leaves and continued to fall, the old man grabbed the hoe with one hand, picked up the child with the other, jumped into the air, looked at the falling leaves, and a dodge appeared, appearing in the open space not far from the medicine garden, the whole action was smooth, and the yellow-haired child was caught in the old man's arms, sighed"Lost Again"

In the next second, he immediately put on a crying face, pretending to be pitiful and said, "Beggar grandpa, I was wrong, you just spare me this time, I won't dare next time"

The old man seemed to have expected that the little rabbit cub in his arms would come to this trick, so he gently put it down, put his big dry hand on the child's shoulder, looked at him with a playful face, and touched the sparse mustache on his chin with the other hand to "Stinky boy, how many times has this trick been used, this time you are still here, are you stupid and dizzy old beggar and easy to bully?"

"How can I be!, Grandpa Beggar, laugh!, how dare I! I'll give you a beating on the shoulder!" Before the old beggar could speak, the yellow-haired boy stretched out his dirty little hand and hammered the beggar on the shoulder.

Beggar grandpa, are you comfortable?

The beggar put on a very enjoyable look and said, "Well, I really didn't realize it, you little rabbit cub, you're quite good at coaxing people, I don't have to spank you, but you have to pick me fifty buckets of water today"

"What an old thing, fifty barrels, you might as well just use a hoe and chop me to death."

I saw the old beggar sitting on the ground and said, "Why do you want to beat my back again?"

When the boy saw the iron plough in the beggar's hand, he suddenly felt his scalp tingle, "You hate the old thing," and then dragged his wide robe and ran to the bamboo hut.

The old beggar took off the black wine gourd around his waist, took a sip, and looked at the yellow-haired child carrying a tall wooden barrel and dragging the big robe away, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but show a happy smile, which reminded him of the child he picked up five years ago, and the baby who was only the size of a palm at the beginning, is now five years old, and can talk to himself.

The past five years have been a difficult and happy five years for him, in order to find him a bite to eat, a person rushed into the Warcraft Forest in the middle of the night, and looked at the Warcraft one by one to see if there was anything to eat, and he was a little embarrassed at that time.

And she should make the fresh beast's milk warm, and drink it for her, spoonful by spoonful. If you get sick or something, then you can make this old beggar anxious, although his cultivation is very high, but he is afraid that the child is too young, and he has no foundation, and if he is not careful, this ant-like child will be tossed to death by himself, so he can only deign to find some ordinary people to learn from the scriptures and ask them what the situation is.

All this is so strange to this old man who has lived for hundreds of years, so unaccustomed, but every time I see the little guy squeaking and laughing, I don't know how happy I am. Suddenly, there is that feeling of children and grandchildren around his knees, and he will cherish it very much! Even if he is a ghost-faced Taoist who treats human life like a mustard and kills people like hemp, after all, everyone will feel this way to some extent in their hearts!

Coming back to his senses, looking at the messy medicine garden that was tossed, the old beggar smiled helplessly, he was not sorry that his elixir was destroyed, but he was afraid that the little bastard would eat the spirit grass by mistake, and the huge aura would hurt the little guy, as soon as he closed his eyes, a powerful spiritual power fluctuation swept across the entire medicine garden like a water wave, and after a while, a layer of almost transparent water waves rose in the medicine garden, and the water waves shook inexplicable characters, and the realm soul master was a ban at will, it is estimated that even a martial arts peak powerhouse will not be able to enter the medicine garden! How can a three-foot boy enter?

On the steep hillside, a child in a wide ragged robe, with two large wooden barrels on his shoulders more than eight feet high, ran towards the forest with a flying stride, and the smoker disappeared.

Along the sheep intestine path, ran to the waterhole at the foot of the mountain, quickly filled the bucket, and then opened the two arms and raised them flat, and put the bucket full of water on both arms, because the height is too small, and it is not as high as two buckets, it is estimated that even a sturdy man in the prime of life in the mortal world can carry these two buckets full of water.

It's easy to go downhill, but it's hard to go uphill. It was called a pain, as soon as the two buckets on both sides of his arms were put down, the two buckets clamped his little head, and it was difficult to even lower his head to rest, so he could only run to the cabin on the mountainside in one breath, which was unbearable!

In order to dispel the boredom and loneliness of these fifty trips, he began to scold the beggar, "The old guy is ruthless, the master was careless when I planted it in your hands today, and one day, I will definitely defeat you", the stubborn little face was suffocated red, but he still kept scolding, if the old beggar heard his abuse, he would definitely be angry and vomit blood.

Fifty trips, not five, I don't know how much sweat was left on that crooked path, when he was tired, he jumped into the water to take a bath, and then continued to struggle, fifty trips made him tired until late at night, the cold moonlight scattered on this ordinary hill, occasionally there were a few streamers flashing, those are the prohibitions left by the old beggar!

Back at the cabin, the old beggar was sitting there resting, dragging his tired body and rushing to the bed of his dreams, the old beggar showed an elusive smile, "Little bastard, go take a bath first"

"Old guy, the master just wants to sleep and eat, don't bother the master" The tone was quite tired, as soon as he walked to his beloved little bed, he lay down straight and fell asleep, the old beggar looked at the little bastard who fell asleep in the bed, and his face showed a faint distressed look, but the next moment was a firm look, the little bastard was his only relative, if he didn't tame the little bastard well now, then if he was not there that day in the future, then who would protect him.

So he walked to the bed and picked up the sleeping little bastard and walked out of the hut, and came to a stone wall not far from the hut, the old beggar waved his hand, and a silver light hit the stone wall, only to see that several strange inscriptions appeared on the stone wall, like swimming fish and birds, and quickly moved away.

At this time, the inscriptions of the entire island began to move rapidly, and countless runes formed a protective cover above the island, and the old beggar actually wore directly like a stone wall, and inside the stone wall was a natural cave formed, full of jet-black round stones, the deeper you go, the hotter those stones will be, and at the end of the deepest time, those jet-black yuan stones will become fiery red stones.

The old beggar walked barefoot on the stone, there was nothing unusual, but the robe he was wearing began to smoke and burn, and at this time a small rune wandered on the robe, and the robe returned to its previous appearance. At the end of the cave, a huge corn-shaped cave of natural lava appeared in front of the old beggar's eyes.

The old beggar paused a little when he came here, and the ripples of water scattered around the old beggar, and the many small forbidden sparse sparse were all washed away, and then the old beggar still strode forward towards the lava cave.

In the middle of the cave, there is a stalagmite that rushes up from the ground, the stalagmite is fiery red like a hot burning stick, there are also flowing fiery runes on it, the top of the stalagmite is flat like a mirror, there is a bronze tripod on it, three-legged round ears, the copper tripod is engraved with obscure inscriptions, the three copper feet are composed of three green dragons respectively, lifelike, the two ears of the big tripod are made up of two Pixiu mouths, the whole copper tripod looks thick and simple.

There is nothing in the copper tripod, only the inside of the copper tripod is as black as carbon, but some copper tripod inscriptions can still be seen faintly, the old beggar walked over in the air, there is still a water ripple under his feet, and there are silver runes that keep wandering in the water ripples. Coming to the top of the big tripod, the old beggar said that the big foot stomped, the ripples under the feet began to surge, constantly hitting the copper tripod, and after a while the inscription of the copper tripod seemed to come to life, and began to wander regularly on the copper tripod.

The old beggar took off the black wine gourd from his waist, shook the gourd a few times, and a rune flashed, and a bright red crimson liquid flowed out of it, and there were many looming beast souls in the liquid, and they rolled up and down in the crimson liquid, like fish in the water.

These liquids are not ordinary liquids, these are the essence blood of the demonic beasts that are about to open the peak of the pregnant spirit, because only in this period of the demonic beasts, the aura is at its peak, and it has not yet opened the spiritual intelligence, so it is not harmful to people. A full three hundred and sixty demonic beast spirits. The beast souls that are still tumbling in the essence of blood, the red-striped demon python, the white-horned rhinoceros, the storm shark...

The whole Dading became like a water tan at this time, the beast soul swam freely in it, the old beggar looked at the beast soul like a swimming fish, and the corners of his mouth showed a cruel smile, which made people feel cold, the little bastard was still sleeping in the arms of the old beggar, and snoring sounded from time to time, the old beggar looked at the sleeping little bastard, and his face showed a strong loving look.

The old beggar swiped his finger behind him, and a rippling disc appeared, and a small pillow came very humanly on the disk, of course, all of which were composed of runes. The old beggar put the little bastard on it, and then coldly looked at the two beast souls in the ding, and was unhappy in his heart, so he reached into the big ding and grabbed the two beast souls and pinched them to death, and finally turned into the essence of the beast soul and merged into the essence and blood.

The other beast souls seemed to be aware of the danger, jumping up and down one by one, as if escaping from the big ding, the old beggar waved his big hand, and a gossip seal of the silver rune appeared in his hand and hit the ding, and it didn't take long for those beast souls to turn into the essence of the beast soul and merge into the blood of the beast soul under the swimming of the inscription. After a while, the smell of blood came from Dading, and the beggar licked his chapped lips and smiled with satisfaction.

The old beggar took out his wine gourd here, shook it, another rune flashed, the gourd mouth went down, and a viscous black fluid entered the big ding, and finally slowly melted away, and it didn't take long for the entire big ding's demon essence blood to become scarlet, and there was a trace of black, the old beggar gently picked up the little bastard here, skillfully took off the little bastard's clothes, and slowly put the little bastard who was still asleep into the liquid, and the little bastard slowly sank When it sank to his neck, the little bastard opened his tired eyes with difficulty.

Seeing the old beggar looking at him kindly outside the big ding, and just about to speak, a large mouthful of black thick liquid flowed into the little bastard's mouth, bitter with a slightly fragrant sweetness. The little bastard looked at the old beggar and looked at him for help, and the old beggar smiled.

Then he began to change his handprints continuously, and finally formed a huge yin and yang gossip array above the big ding, like a top cover towards the big ding cover, the little bastard looked at the old beggar's kind smile and finally slowly sank until it was dark in front of him.

Old beggar, you bastard again, right!, isn't it just a few herbs! When the master returns you, you actually threw me in the pot to stew, and the little bastard at this time did not die, but entered a strange realm, he can perceive everything in the ding.

I kept secretly scolding the old beggar for being unkind and unjust, and the little family was angry, and I was inexplicably yy in my heart! I imagined what it would be like when I stewed it, and the old beggar started to eat from his part, and if the old beggar knew that the little bastard wanted to think like this, he would probably vomit blood in anger!