Chapter 1 Birth
"Hey, has the baby been born?" a slightly nervous voice asked anxiously in the small courtyard outside the house.
This is a sturdy man, dressed as a hunter, about 190 centimeters tall, with tendons and flesh all over his body, a slightly rough appearance, a face full of stubble and eyes full of tiredness and anxiety, indicating the relationship between this person and the child.
"Not yet, wait," called an elderly woman in the house, because the village is relatively backward, such things are done by experienced women in the village, and there is no professional midwife.
"Xiaohui, come on, it's coming out soon, work hard," the old woman urged and encouraged the weak woman on the bed.
The woman's name is Yang Hui, her figure is delicate, but she gives people an indescribable sense of beauty, watery eyes, willow leaf curved eyebrows, cherry mouth, quiet face, typical ancient beauty, but unfortunately, in this kind of village, there is no blessing because of the beauty of life.
The slightly rough hands have exposed the current situation of this woman's life, in the village this kind of woman is generally not liked, because the weak can not do too much work, so every family does not like to marry such a daughter-in-law to raise, but hopes that their children can marry a strong daughter-in-law who can work.
"Xiaohui, you must hold on" The young man shouted at the door, because he knew that his wife was delicate, so he was more anxious, the production had been going on for a while, for fear that there would be some accidents.
"It's okay, Wang Hu, the mother and son will be safe," the old man in the village kept comforting, for fear that this daredevil would rush into the room.
It turned out that this man's name was Wang Hu, the father of the child, a well-known hunter in the village, and at this time, this sturdy man no longer had the courage of hunting in the past, but kept circling in the small courtyard, anxiously waiting for the news from the room.
Since the population of the village is not too much, only about 100 people, so every time a new Ding is born, it is a major event in the village, and there will always be a respected old man in the village to preside, and by the way, the child's name is taken, after all, not everyone is literate in the village.
The day passed away with the women's wails and the men's anxious shouts, approaching midnight.
"Wow, wow, wow," a child's cry came from inside the house.
"Born, born, a little boy," the old woman cried out happily, and in a village where hunting depended on the importance of boys was self-evident.
Wang Hu finally couldn't help but rush into the house, and instead of picking up the child handed over by the woman, he walked directly to the bed and looked at his wife gently.
"Xiaohui, you're okay," Wang Hu looked at his wife and said anxiously.
"It's okay, don't worry, look at the child, it's beautiful," Yang Hui said happily
At this time, Wang Hu turned his head, took the child from the old woman's hand, and carefully "watched". The child was born with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, and at least more than 70% of the mother's genes were inherited, but this did not affect Wang Hu's mood, after all, the mother and child were safe.
"Damn, I was ignored as soon as I was born?" As soon as Wang Yu opened his eyes, he saw a man, knowing that this was his father in this life, and was just about to say hello, but found that the man ignored him and threw himself in front of the bed, so he had to make a silent protest, (There is actually a voice, wow, wow, wow...... )
"It turned out to be my mother, so I'll forgive you for the time being" (wah, wow, wow, wow). When Wang Hu turned around and took the child, Wang Yu saw his father in this life, which was simply ...... I can't bear to look at it directly, this rough face, with a full beard, coupled with tired but gentle eyes, made Wang Yu silently turn his face to the side, and this action also made Wang Hu's bearded face pierce Wang Yu's side face, and Wang Yu screamed (in fact, it was also a wah-wah).
"Wang Hu, come and let me see," the old man outside the door shouted anxiously. Wang Hu had no choice but to wrap the child in a quilt and take it outside the door and hand it to the old man.
The old man took the child, looked at it, and said happily: "This kid really looks like his mother, and he will definitely not know how many girls he will harm when he grows up."
"That's it, you don't look at whose child it is," Wang Hu said proudly.
"It's all the work of the child's mother, what does it have to do with you rough man," the old man quipped.
", I can't have this child!" Wang Hu said angrily.
"No, maybe this boy could have grown up a little more handsome," said the old man with a smile
"Old village chief, don't think that I won't dare to beat you when you're old!" Wang Hu said angrily, and then raised his fist in demonstration.
"Okay, it's time to name the child, what is the best name, the cheaper the name in the village, the better it is to feed, it's better to call Wang Tiedan" The old man who didn't slip away said.
"Wow!!!!!" After Wang Yu heard this name, he let out the biggest cry that came to this world!
"Well, it seems that this kid likes this name very much, you see this shout, full of anger" The old man was startled by Wang Yu's shout, and then said with a smile
"Yes, it seems that I like it a lot," Wang Hu also said
"Nima, you two pit baby crazy demons, do you like it!!" (Translation: Wow Wow Wow Wow) Wang Yu wants to cry without tears.
"The nickname is Tiedan, and the big name is Wang Yu. At this time, Yang Hui in the house came from a weak voice, Yang Hui heard Wang Yu's cry, and couldn't help but feel distressed, after all, the mother and son were connected, so they gave Wang Yu a normal name, because he was delicate and couldn't do too much work since he was a child, so since he was a child, Yang Hui still has a reading and literacy, and he is also well-read (in fact, the few books in the village have been read many times and many times, after all, there is nothing to do when he was a child).
"Okay, just call Wang Yu" Wang Hu obeyed the way, since the two got married, Wang Hu was tamed by his mother-in-law, when the two got married, they said yes, Wang Hu is in charge of big things, and Yang Hui is in charge of small things.
But no matter what happens, as long as Wang Hu looks into his daughter-in-law's eyes and looks at the big eyes that are red and bright, no matter how big things are, they will become small things, so who is in charge of this family...... You all get it.
"That's good, let's be known as Wang Yu and Tiedan" The old man still didn't forget about Wang Tiedan, and continued.
"Huh, it's okay, it's okay, if I call Wang Tiedan, how will I report my name, do people ask, bah! Who is that person's surname, report the name, and tell Wang Tiedan, this is too inferior." How can this live" Wang Yu patted his chest with his little hand and said in his heart.
Now it's time to introduce our protagonist.,The protagonist Wang Yu.,The last life was a dead house.,The family conditions are not too good.,When you go to school.,The poor academic performance can make the most patient teacher give up.。
Later, when the time came, the family's old house was demolished and a sum of money was obtained, which made Wang Yu, who had nothing to do all day, also active, thinking about what to do with this money, and delusionally thinking that Wang Yu, who would be out of control and live a life like a monopoly man, took the money and found a few friends, planning to open a business together.
After that, I don't say that everyone understands, friend, there are really few reliable people these years, and the business is naturally extremely miserable, fortunately, Wang Yu, this kid has been poor since he was a child, although he has money, he doesn't dare to be extravagant, so the life of the family is still alive.
Just when Wang Yu was still thinking about what he would have to do in the future,......。
"Damn, I'll go to the underworld after sleeping for Mao? No, the days are just a little over! Why am I so depressed?" Wang Yu stood in front of the judge helplessly.
"Well, Wang Yu, died in xx years, huh?" The judge's heart tightened, "Grandma's arrest of the wrong person, this day is not right!"
"Lord Judge, didn't you catch it by mistake? I said how to sleep and hang up, I damn, you quickly put me back and put me back" Wang Yu saw that the judge's expression was wrong, and said anxiously
"Well, that's right, that's right, it's you, what are you anxious about" The judge said solemnly, "If it's wrong, it's wrong, it's wrong, this bull is getting more and more sloppy, and he can catch the wrong person, but he can't let him see it." Otherwise, how to return it by then, the body is estimated to have been burned long ago. ”
"Damn, it's really me, then you fart, scare me," Wang Yu said angrily.
"Shut up, how can the underworld catch the wrong person" The judge saw that his majesty was questioned, and immediately became angry, fortunately, he didn't care too much because he really caught the wrong person, otherwise Wang Yu would probably be reincarnated into the beast path.
"Well, well, given that you were helpful and had a lot of good karma when you were alive, this judge can accommodate some of your requests. You can mention it now," said the judge, "to make some compensation, alas."
"Well, there are countless good karmas, my God, I have also done good deeds? I don't even dare to help the old lady, and I donate the least to the children in the poor mountainous areas, which can do a lot of good karma?" Wang Yu said in surprise
"I said yes, huh...... Well...... Ahem, don't you raise a lot of animals, this is good karma", the judge checked Wang Yu's experience and found that this guy really didn't do anything good, and the only thing he could say was that he raised a lot of small animals.
This may be one of Wang Yu's few acts of kindness, Wang Yu liked small animals when he was a child, and his family did not object to it, so he never broke off since he was a child. Cats, dogs, rabbits, chickens, ducks, small fish, at most, dozens of them are raised together, and they are about to catch up with professional breeding.
"Well, I see, this is fine, what do I want to ask for, I want to be reincarnated in another world, I want to become a great god, there are countless girls, I still have to keep my memories and ......" Wang Yu said
"That's enough, get out!" before Wang Yu could make any other requests. The judge kicked Wang Yu into the reincarnation pool, because he kicked it over. So I didn't go to see Meng Po.
"I'll be back!" Wang Yu was caught off guard by the judge's kick and shouted, shouting a classic line.