Of course, that's impossible, five immortals are struggling to find beautiful women, the neighbors are some male rat people, and you have to ask, "How do you deal with personal problems?"

The rat man laughed desperately, almost fainting with laughter, and finally said, "The male rat man is together, and he naturally becomes a broken sleeve and a peach, don't you understand?"

The five immortals replied, "It's disgusting!"

A rat-man stood up and whispered, "If you want to get a woman, there is a way, don't look at the location of those collapses, there may be a hut inside, and even make you unexpected, there will be a woman living in Kudue"

"What do women do in there?"

"Avoid the sun, in order to make yourself whiter!

The five immortals returned to the cave, and their hearts were sullen! They stared at the pile of landslides with their eyes, as if there was a hut inside, and there were beautiful women living in the sun, eager to open it and take a look?

The immortals scrambled to use powerful immortal methods to deal with the collapse cleanly, and although there were no huts and no beautiful women to live in, they obtained the same environment as before......

Through this story, it is necessary to create a beautiful and comfortable environment together.

Bang Zun stretched out his thumb to compare with each other, moved it to the disciples, and then said, "How good it is! If there is anything in the future, everyone will work together, and the problem will be solved."

None of the disciples dared to snort, and secretly cursed, "Sycophants!" who specialize in the prince's sycophants; one day, when they are kicked over by the horse, they will be honest." ”

Bang Zun firmly remembered that in view of the large underground space, let the disciples line up, arranged by the little fairy child He Lingxian, and Hua Xin acted as an assistant.

The little fairy boy conjured up a large pile of bamboo sticks, threw them out and fell into the hands of the disciples, shouting, "Write your name on it and hand it in." ”

Some disciples frowned and asked, "Your Highness the Concubine, what are you writing your name for?"

"I want to know about everyone's situation, and it is best to engrave the names of my older brothers, sisters, and parents on it. ”

Someone else asked, "How do you carve it?"

Hua Xin stretched out her index finger and shouted, "Use your nails, or use pointed things, as long as you can carve them!"

Ask this question and that, it took several hours to hand it in, and the content engraved on it was either unreadable or incomprehensible; some drew a fork, some drew many circles, and some only carved one horizontal.

The little fairy boy looked at it for a long time, held a handful of bamboo sticks high and asked, "What are the things engraved on it?"

Many of the disciples who replied, "We don't know how to read, so we can only engrave these on it." ”

There was a lot of commotion, and I could only hear these clearly; not to mention that the disciples could not even read and write.

Hua Xinke was proud and shouted "I am literate!"

Immediately, the disciples shouted, "Prince and concubine, is it good to teach us?"

Bang Zun was uncomfortable when he heard this, and shouted loudly, "Don't call the prince concubine in the future; ”

Some disciples don't understand, so they have to ask, "Master Kai hasn't been called king yet, is he also called a concubine?"

Bang Zun thought about it, but he also felt that it was inappropriate, so he changed his words and said, "Call Concubine Xin!"

It seemed that he had nothing to say, and he began to shout again, "Teach us!"

Hua Xin thought about it for a long time and said, "If you want to learn, you can come here to sign up." ”

As soon as these words came out, the disciples went back and forth in a chaotic manner, and some disciples even shouted, "It's useless to learn that thing! Whoever wants to learn will learn it, but I won't learn it anyway." ”

Some of them didn't think so, and encouraged their disciples, "Hey—knowing some words is better than not knowing them!"

Most of the disciples didn't come, but a few came to him, squeezing around and shouting, "Concubine Xin;

Why the more you shout, the more ugly it becomes; Bang Zun ordered, "Don't call Concubine Xin in the future, let's call it the prince concubine!"

As soon as the voice came out, there were many disciples who shouted the prince and concubine, and the disciples in front of them raised their hands one by one, shouting vigorously, "It's me!"

Hua Xin wanted to find the bamboo strip now, and the little fairy boy He Lingxian changed a lot of it and took it again and said, "The bamboo strip is limited, and there are a few more people's names engraved on it." ”

Hua Xin only took one out of the little fairy child Lotus Lingxian and shouted to the nearest disciple in front of her, "Report the name." ”

"My name is Gao Li. ”

Hua Xin was stunned; How to write Gao Zi? Why is there such a strange surname?" "I can't and can't shout, think about it, carved a circle on the long bamboo instead, and carved a character on the back, I don't know if it's right?"

The disciples scrambled to shout, "Prince and concubine, it's time for me to sign up!"

Hua Xin thought that she couldn't call her anymore, and pointed to a disciple who was far away and shouted, "Come to my side." ”

No one wants to dodge, and Bang Zun ordered, "Get out of the way, don't stand still!"

The disciple squeezed the disciple, squeezed to Hua Xin with great effort, and said, "My name is Hao Shangkui!"

When Hua Xin heard this, she was dumbfounded, "How do you write the word Hao? This kind of surname is too weird?" I don't know, and I don't dare to say it, so I quietly carved a fork with my fingernails to separate it from the circle in front of it;

Bang Zun glanced at it next to him, felt very strange, and whispered into his ear, "Why do you also carve circles and forks?"

Hua Xin couldn't deceive Bang Zun, and quietly bit her ear, "I can't write; ”

Bang Zun had to think about the consequences; if he continued like this, it would make Hua Xin very embarrassed; he shouted to the disciples, "Okay! This is the end of today! The prince and concubine are tired and need to rest!"

I thought that Hua Xin was really literate and hyphenated, but I didn't expect it to be a lie, and shouted to the disciples, "Sign up when my aunt comes back!"

Actually, the disciples were not interested in signing up for literacy, but were most concerned about how to get women......

Hearing this, Bang Zun remembered, and asked his disciple in a tone, "Who knows where a few little women in the cave have gone?"

Some disciples didn't know from beginning to end, and quietly asked, "What little woman?"

Most of the disciples had never heard of it, and shook their heads, and some of them must have known, and they secretly kept silent.

At this time, Hua Xin covered her mouth with her hands, and whispered in front of Bang Zun's ear, "Don't shout anymore, things can't be done, let the disciples know." ”

The little fairy boy turned over the vinegar, pulled down his gloomy face, and howled in public, "I don't know what those women are doing?

The disciples were all stunned and couldn't understand a word; what did my sister say? What did it mean to be blind again?

This kind of thing can't be explained, otherwise, the more embarrassed it will be, Hua Xin will be a good person, shouting loudly, "Okay! ”

The little fairy boy He Lingxian really wanted to slap Zun a few times, but the disciples stared at it with a pair of strange eyes before they endured it.

If you provoke Bangzun, you will definitely do what you don't want to do; considering that the little fairy child He Lingxian is not an ordinary person, he can endure it; pull down his sour face and stare at ......

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